Oh look! I haven't written one for Matsuda in a while (¬‿¬)

"MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL, MATSUDA."

You snapped your head up to see Matsuda getting beaten by Light. Matsuda was hunched over with his arms protecting his face. To be honest, the scene was pretty dark.

'I swear... Light is such an idiot. How could you hit such an adorable human being?' you thought (Yeah... MATSUDA I LOVE YOU... ok. uh.)

"LIGHT STOP! YOU'RE HURTING HIM YOU ASS!" you screamed.

The Light turned red and everyone stopped to look at you. (oh dear. here goes the puns..)

"OHMIGOSH! Did you just call my Light an ass?" Misa looked disgusted. "Ew! I hate you, _____!"

"Matsuda, are you okay?" you ran over to him and checked his head for any bruises or cuts. You were grateful you found none.

"Haha! I-I'm fine, _____. R-really," Matsuda blushed and smiled.

Mello let out a unnecessarily dramatic sigh. "So... are we going to play or what?"

"Shut up, Mello. Matsuda got hurt!" you cry.

"NO ONE ASKED YOU, _____"

"Shut up, Mello," Matt repeated.

You went to go punch Mello in the nose, but accidentally ran into a small figure.

"Oh- sorry Near!" you apologized.

"Misa would like me to pass on the news that it's your turn to choose. I think she might be a little upset with the comments you made about Light," Near held out Mello's boot. Light and Misa were gone.

"NEAR! DON'T TOUCH MY STUFFFF!!!" Mello said all whiney.

"Fine. Would you like to do the honors of holding the boot up like so," Near held up the boot, demonstrating, "so that _____ could choose an item, and play the game?"

Mello sank back in his seat with a glare pasted on his face. "Humph."

"Hmm... I thought so. _____, go ahead and pick."

"Okay... here goes nothing..." you pulled out a torn piece of paper with scribbly writing all over it. "What is this?"

"OH! So that's where that went..." you turned towards Matsuda who was nervously studying the floor.

"Matsuda, you are truly an idiot," L said, between bites of cake.

"What? I still don't know what it is..." you looked at the note, confused, and tried to make out the letters.

"Well... it's this to-do list Light gave me... he told me to run some errands, but I lost it..." Matsuda looked into your eyes and held out his hands like he was presenting something. "And you found it! Thank you, _____."

"Uh, yeah, no problem."

*awkward silence*

"MATSUDA! _____! CAN YOU JUST GO AWAY? MISA'S CRYING AND I AM THE ONE THAT ALWAYS HAS TO WATCH OVER HER ALL THE DANG TIME." Light yelled at us for no apparent reason.

You and Matsuda scurried out of the room away from Light, who was running after you with a chainsaw. Although, killing you off with the Death Note would've been way easier.

***

"So... you made Light angry, didn't you, Matsuda?"

"I-I didn't even say sorry." Matsuda looked like he was about to cry.

"Aww. It's not your fault. (SHIGURE MODEE) We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. Though I believe the technical term is being an ass." (yes, I went through all that trouble just so I could say that.)

"Oh. I guess you're right."

"Matsuda, can I ask you a question?" you turn towards him sitting on the bed.

"Uh... Okay."

"I know this is totally out of the blue. But do you like me...? I get the impression that you don't..." You say, sadly.

"Oh! N-no! I like you. U-uh. Yeah! I do," Matsuda said. "I'm just not good at relationships..."

"Oh. OH! So you like me in that way," you said, smirking. "So you wouldn't mind if I gave you a kiss then, huh?"

Matsuda blushed. "I-I-I..."

"Gosh. Do you know what a butterfly kiss is?" You sighed, leaning your hands on his thighs and staring into his face. Your noses were practically touching.

"Um..." Matsuda shifted nervously under your stare.

"Well, you basically just go like this," You said, sitting yourself on his lap and wrapping your arms around his neck. You gently closed your eyes and brushed your eyelashes against his.

"OH KIRA! THINGS ARE GETTING STEAMY IN HERE, I THINK MY CHOCOLATE IS MELTING!" you didn't notice Mello walk in.

Just then, you felt Matsuda's head hit yours. "Ow."

"HA HA! Sorry! I was trying to make you kiss!" Matt fell over laughing so hard.

"You guys are all idiots. EXCEPT FOR MATSUDA! I LOVE YOUU! ♥‿♥ " you say.

Matsuda grinned. "Yay! For once I'm not an idiot!!"

(A/N)
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So here's another story.
I also want to stop making false promises (I'M SORRY ;_;), but I really want to start a story about Ouran High School Host Club! If you haven't watched it already, you should. It's funny as hell.
ANYWAYS. (I say that a lot. Deal with it.)
That's about it. I have to go do homework now.
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