You sat, upside down, on a couch in task force HQ. Misa was rambling on about a stupid game she wanted to play, so you decided to tune her out for the most part.

Then she started walking towards you.

'Uh-Oh,' you thought.

"Ha! _____ it's your pick. C'mon. Don't tell me you're scared?" Misa poked you until you were sitting up straight.

"Fine," you said, grumpy and annoyed.

You stuck your hand in Mello's boot and felt something soft. You decided to pull it out.

Matt burst into a fit of laughter.

"My deduction skills tell me that that is a sock," L pointed out.

Light plugged his nose. "Well get it out of here! It reeks of sweaty socks now! Ew, Mello. WHYYUH?!"

"Well it is my boot," Mello said, smirking. He snapped a chunk off his chocolate bar. "What the hell were you expecting? One of my treasured chocolate bars?"

Near spoke up from his little 'toys corner'. "Possibly."

"No way. Why would I waste them on such a stupid game." Mello got up and started to walk away, towards the room like a badass. "Well? Whatcha waiting for? Get over here, _____. I have seven minutes to waste."

***

Mello unwrapped a new chocolate bar and put it between his teeth before trying to open the door to the room. You couldn't help yourself because you wanted chocolate and saw a piece sticking out of Mello's mouth.
You ran up behind him and snatched it out of his mouth and garbbled it down.

"Grrrrr..," Mello soon got the door open and slammed it, so it hit the wall.

"Geez, someone's mad," Matt laughed.

"Shut UP Matt!" Mello screamed after him.

You spread yourself on the bed and just lay there as Mello sat with a glare on his face.

"So... what do you wanna do?"

Mello ignored you and just kept staring.

"Silent treatment I see."

'Time to mess with him,' you grinned, staring at him back.

"Mello. Oh! My baby, Mello. Could you please come here for a moment?" you got up and made a pose to look like you were dying.

"Huh?" Even though he was angry, Mello came over and sat next to you on the bed.

"Don't look angry my darling," you cooed. "I just want to give you a kiss."

Mello froze. His angry death glare turned to panic. "Huh? Wha-?"

'Got him right where I want him,' you thought, trying to hold in a giggle. 'He's nervous, and squishier than a marshmello. Heh heh.'

You grabbed onto the collar of Mello's leather jacket and pulled his face closer to yours. You released one of your hands to pull out a tiny cone looking chocolate wrapped in silver tinfoil. You opened Mello's hand and presented him with the chocolate.

"W-what's this?" Mello asked, observing the tiny candy.

Unable to suppress you laughter any longer, you decided to laugh your lungs out. "Well Mello, what you see right there is a KISS! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Mello's nervous face turned into a blushy frown.

'HA HA I PRANKED HIM GOOD!' you thought.

Matt barged in to warn us our time was up. Then he saw a red faced Mello, still holding the tiny chocolate. Matt fell on the ground and started laughing his ass off.

"Well, _____," Matt said, wiping away tears, "looks like I owe you twenty bucks."

Mello was mello no longer. "YOU GUYS PLACED BETS ON ME?!?!!"

"Ha ha! Heck yeah!" you say, poking Mello's tummy tumms. "I knew you were squishy on the inside."

"You guys are so going to pay..," Mello growled.

You and Matt ignored him and high-fived, walking out of the room like the real badasses you were.

(A/N)
So yeah. All that's left now of the humans is MATT!
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Gosh. Sorry Mello. I really do love him... I just think it would be hilarious to mess with him though! How adorable.
Well... until next time!

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