(As requested by... AlizuLawliet !)

You sat next to Near, playing toys with him in his corner because he looked lonely. Let's face it, Near is always lonely.

Just then, you felt a tap on your shoulder. You ignored it. It was probably Misa. She wanted to play some dumb game. You'd rather play with Near. Misa must have been annoyed with your lack of cooperation, because she grabbed you by the scruff of your neck and dragged you over to the living room.

"Bye, _____." you couldn't tell if Near was sad that you weren't playing with him anymore, but you still felt horrible for leaving him.

"Misa! Let me go!" you squirmed around and tried to punch Misa in the face.

"NOT... UNTIL... YOU PICK!" Misa sat you in a chair and sighed. "Geez... how much do you weigh? Seriously. You need to stop eating cake with L. CAKE MAKES YOU FAT!"

L looked up from his ten layered strawberry shortcake. "Huh?"

Misa giggled. "Go. Pick something already, _____."

You dug your hand around until you pulled out a long string...

"AHH IT'S A SNAKE!" you threw the item across the room and hit Light in the face. Blood started to splatter everywhere. yaaayyy

Matt started to laugh. "No, _____, that's my belt! HA HA HA!"

"Oh..," your face blushed at the realization of your own stupidity. You walked over to Light and got Matt's belt. "Sorry... Ouch... Light, I think you might want to get that checked out..."

Light sat, covering his bloody face. "Ya think?" I bet his face said 'DEATH NOTE TIME' under all that blood.

"Matt!" you called to get his attention.

"Yeup?" Matt stood up from his spot on the couch. His pants fell down, revealing skin tight boxers with 'I love chocolate' printed all over them.

"MATT I TOLD YOU MILLIONS OF TIMES TO STOP WEARING MY UNDERWEAR." oh gosh. spare me.

Everyone except Mello: *Snicker*

Matt didn't seem embarrassed at all. He just exploded into fits of laughter. "What? All my clothes smell like cigarettes. At least yours smell like chocolate..."

"You are really disgusting, you know that?" Mello sat grumpily, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Matt. Here's your belt. Just put it on... I think I'm scarred for life." You threw him his belt.

Matt just smirked. "What, you don't like what you see?"

"SAVE IT FOR THE ROOM MATT!" Mello bellowed. (try saying that ten times fast... oh man I mean the Mello bellowed thingy XD)

"Smart ass," you mumbled under your breath.

***

"So... what do you wanna do?" you hung lazily off the bed.

"Why don't you ask my 'Smart ass'? I bet it could talk," Matt was clearly annoyed.

"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. You're just funny!" You sat up to show Matt you weren't kidding.

"Mmhmm." So much sarcasm.

"What can I do to prove it?"

Matt grinned. "Hmm... that's a risky question, _____..."

He slid closer towards you, his voice curling through your ears like smooth cigarette smoke. Matt was starting to make you nervous.

"Let's see. How should I make you prove it?" Matt had a permanent smirk on his face.

"I-I- uh. Matt... don't make me do something we will both regret later..," you said nervously. Beads of sweat were forming on your brow.

One time, Matt made you drink an entire jar of pickle juice just to prove some dumb point. You ended up throwing up all over his fluffy white sweater. Ok. That last part was hilarious.

"Ha ha! Don't worry so much, _____." Matt snaked his arm around your torso. "Honestly I felt really embarrassed when my pants fell down. I blame you for taking my belt."

"MATT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT IT IN THERE."

"Ah. I guess you're right. Maybe I was trying to be funny after all..," Matt said.

You let out a long sigh of relief. Matt wrapped his arms tighter around you and rested his head on your shoulder.

"Ugh. Matt, you're squishing me."

"HA HA! Okay sorry," Matt squished you even harder. "That better?"

You let out a loud moan. "UUUHHHHAHAHHGGG MATT THAT HURTS PLEASE STO-"

You heard a knock at the door. "I, uh... I'm just going to leave the door opening for you two..."

You tried to escape Matt's grasp. "WAIT! NO THAT'S NOT... NO!"

Matt started laughing. "Ha Ha! Mello, come join us!"

"HELL NO."

(A/N)
Okay. I don't know.
I DON'T KNOW!
ohmygoodness. This was really awkward to write. I don't even know. You can like slap me in the face or something XD
AAAANNNYYYWWAAAYYYSS
I'm writing one for L next.
I'm also writing a story for Nitori in a different book thing.
So, yeah, stay tuned I guess.
See you laterrrr.

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