Requested by <3 Yui1484

I don't know how to write yaoi XD
maybe I'm just too awkward to lol sorry ;_;

"How is everyone's tea?"

You hesitated before lifting the ceramic cup to your lips. It wasn't half bad... "Light... why are you being so nice all of a sudden?"

"I couldn't agree more.." L said, filling his tea with cubes of sugar.

Matsuda rested his feet on the coffee table. "I could get used to this."

"Well you know what they say," Light laughed awkwardly. "Live every moment like it's your last..."

"I refuse to drink the tea." Near said, pushing the cup away from him. "I hate to be skeptical but there is definitely some thing sketchy going on..."

"You're sketchy, Near," I said. Me :p "No literally. You aren't real ;_; You're just a beautifully drawn fragment of a mastermind's imagination..."

All of a sudden, the front door of HQ creaked slightly open...

"IF YOU'RE GOING TO HIDE YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST COME OUT BECAUSE WE CLEARLY HEARD YOU. DON'T TRY AND ATTACK EITHER BECAUSE WE GOT THE BIG GUNS," Mello, trying to act tough.

Matt laughed. "Mello, a mosquito could hurt you."

"WELL AT LEAST A MOSQUITO WOULD WANT TO SUCK MY-"

"Mikami, you may enter," Light said.

Matsuda looked around. "Deja vu...?"

"God? Is that you?" A man walked in. "I can't see! I lost my glasses... and my contacts..."

*Thoughts going through Light's head*
'HOW THE HECK IS MIKAMI GOING TO KILL THESE CRAZY HOOLIGANS IF HE CAN'T EVEN SEE THEIR NAMES'

Light began to frantically search for Mikami's missing contact lenses. "GUYS, DON'T JUST SIT THERE. Help my friend. Please..."

Near looked puzzled. HAHA! "Light, I don't understand why you have this unusual urge to help people in the fashion you are currently performing. It almost seems obsessive in an abnormal way... I should know. I play with toys all day"

"Pssh. Toy boy. I'm currently in a sticky situation with this bar of chocolate..." Mello announced, although it was rather unnecessary.

"And you call me a freak," Light muttered under his breath.

Out of the corner of your eye you spotted what looked like a small grape tomato. Or an olive. I don't know. Ryuk's shinigami eyes remind me of olives. Upon closer research, it actually appeared to be a pair of bright red contact lenses.

"Um... Light?"

"Yes, _____?"

You held up the contact lenses. "I, um, found this."

"YES." Light snatched them from your hand. "MIKAMI PUT THESE IN!!!" Keeping in mind I have no idea how contact lenses work.

Mikami blinked and looked around. "God... You gave me sight... I CAN SEE EVERYONE'S NAMES NOW!!!"

"HAHAHAHHAHSGAKDOODJDVSJSLALBSBSJDJDK UR ALL DED." Light laughed like a maniac.

"Delete. Delete. Delete. DElete.. DElete.. DElete.. DELete... DELete... DELete... DELEte.... DELEte.... DELEte.... DELEte.... DELETe..... DELETe..... DELETe..... DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!..." Mikami's red contacts made this a whole lot creepier than It should have been.

"MISA WANTS TO TALK!" Misa screeched. "Apparently we're still playing SMIH. GUYS C'MON. _____, you basically picked Mikami's item, so off you go. bye." Yea I got lazy. dont blame me.

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"So... by all means, you have to kill everyone here at headquarters?" You ask for the hundredth time.

Mikami's red eyes sparkled. "Only if you've been naughty. I PLAN TO PASS RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT ON THIS EARTH WHILE USING THE GIFT I'VE BEEN GIVEN."

"So.. what you're saying is that you confess to being Kira?"

"Sweet Kira, no."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

Mikami looked at you with a passion. "There are things you don't understand... Kira and I are alike.. We see the bad things - and the good things - in people everyday. I am merely a follower granted with Kira's power."

"That still makes you a murderer." You say, rolling your eyes.

"You know, you're really getting on my nerves. I might have to do away with you." Mikami said, pulling out a pen.

You gasped. "Do away with me? ARE YOU GOING TO BRUTALLY STAB ME WITHA BALLPOINT PEN? How can I prove I'm a good guy here?"

"First of all, sabbing you with a pen is highly barbaric, and not in any form, humane. Once I've made up my mind, the decision is final. Second, I was going to kill you all in the first place."

"Then..," You say, moving closer. "I have a dying wish..."

Mikami thought for a moment then responded, "Proceed."

"Tell me your secrets.."

Mikami smirked. "What a romantic cliché."

"How do you... do it?" You say, caressing Mikami's cheek. "How do you... kill?"

"Well you see-"

"_____! DUCK!" It was Matsuda.

You did the only sensible thing and ducked. 1. 2. 3. Sesame Street. JK. They were gunshots.

Matsuda ran to you. "_____! _____, are you okay?"

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" You scream, pushing Matsuda away.

Matsuda looked emotionally hurt. "I'm just glad you're safe. Light turned out to be Kira, so I shot him a couple of times... I guess... and I thought about you in here with his sidekick..." Aw, now he's blushing.

"What the-"

"You're okay now," Matsuda helped you up. "We should get out of this room and regroup with the others. Everyone's in complete shock."

(A/N)

WOW WHAT AN ENDING

I don't know guys. These are taking me longer than expected to update.

Quality over quantity I guess ouo

anyways

Yea just read the next chapter because I'm pretty much drained of ideas.

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