"Well It's about time to start..," Misa walked towards you with Mello's boot.

You just stared at her. "Are you sure about this Misa?"

"Yeeeeaaahhh. Go ahead. The worst person you could choose is Mello," Misa giggled.

"I would never hit a girl, BUT I WILL BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF LIGHT SO BACK OFF." (I think we all have a good feeling who this is.)

Misa gasped. "You wouldn't dare!"

"Watch me," Mello burst off his seat.

Light stood up too. His evil grin was wider than his face. Sadly, his smile was still smaller than his ego. "Don't worry Misa. I can take him."

"NOT WITH THESE GUNS YOU CAN'T," Mello flashed (You could say it was.. light. Heh.) his very muscular arms that were sticking out of his leather vest.

You sighed and turned towards Misa. "Just let me choose now... please."

You stuck your hand in Mello's boot. There was something rough at your finger tips. Was it sand paper? Wait! No... it's a... it's a... potato chip?

Light started to walk towards you like a zombie. Drool was spilling out of his mouth. Was he staring at you? Hmm... He was drooling over the potato chip. The lightly salted potato chip.

Misa jumped on Light's arm and tried to tug him away. "NO! LIGHT! PLEASE! Please... do you even love me?"

Matt and Mello sprang up and tried to pry Misa off of Light's arm. Tears were melting down her face. This only resulted in them throwing Misa across the room. She was too light for them to handle. She ended up landing on L's lap.

"Oh. Miss Amane... it looks like you fell for me this time," L wrapped his arms tightly around Misa's waist. (Ha ha. Get it???)

"Thanks L! I owe you one," you said, running towards a room, still holding the potato chip so Light would follow.

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"Light, I'm only going to let you eat this potato chip only because you're really starting to creep me out."

Light stared blankly at the potato chip, with a long silvery strand of saliva dribbling off his chin. *DRAMATTICALLY* You give him the potato chip, and he EATS IT.

"Mmmmm... thaankss _____."

You smirk. "Great, now I can tell you where its been. I got that out of Mello's boot. Ha ha!"

"AAHH!" Light tried to vigorously scrape the little bits of sweaty potato chip particles off of his tongue.

You started laughing. You were laughing so hard, you fell onto Light's lap. (Yes, yes. A lot of lap falling. I know.)

You were caught up in the awkward moment that you just blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "You alright there, Sport?"

"I could say the same to you," Light brought you near his chest and you just laid your head on him.

"I know how to get that taste out of your mouth," you said after a while.

You pulled slightly away from him and looked into his eyes. Light leaned in closer to you and lightly kissed your lips.

Before the kiss was deepened, Misa barged in. She sounded like a stampede of wild elephants. Golly.

"I AM SAD," Misa exclaimed. "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, SUCKING ON EACH OTHERS FACES! SEPARATE!!!"

This caused Mello to snicker. This is also funny because Snickers is a type of chocolate.

Misa punched you in the stomach and kicked you in the shins. I don't know where this story is going, so I'm just going to stop before something bad happens.

(A/N)
All I can say is puns. Puns everywhere. I LIVE AND BREATHE PUNNSS.
I actually really dislike Light so writing this was gross. Sorry. Yeah I know it's short and sucky. Please don't make me do this again XD
Anywhoo
I'm just going to leave now.
Bye.
*Maybe still taking requests depending if I feel like writing it or not. I don't even know anymore*

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