(Requested byyy: @TinyGatsby )
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'Waiting around for breaks to end is boring. When can we get back to work?' you thought. 'We could be getting so much done.'

"_____! Get off that computer. Pleeeeaaaseee play with us!" Misa's annoying voice could probably be heard from another planet.

"Uggggghhhhhh. Fiiiiinneee." Why do you have to play anyway?

"_____! NOW!"

"Misa, why are you completely obnoxious?" You spat at her.

L looked at you with amazement. "Wow... _____, that's a big word for someone with your type of vocabulary... hmm... obnoxious."

"Shut up, L, I learned that in elementary school. Ever heard of it?"

"No. I skipped elementary school because I was just too dang intelligent," L smirked at you.

"Hmmph."

"AAAAWWW! It looks like someone's in a bad mood!" Matsuda ran up to you and literally jumped into a hug. "Turn that frown upside down!"

"AH! OW! MATSUDA GET OFF ME BEFORE I RIP YOU TO SHREDS." someone was in a very bad mood.

Matsuda got up quickly. He scratched the back of his neck and stood awkwardly. "I-I um. S-sorry, _____."

"Ha ha! Matsuda, you're such a wimp. What could she do that could hurt you? Look at her." Mello just stared at you in disgust.

"AT LEAST I'M AN ACTUAL GIRL. UNLIKE YOU. WITH YOUR LONG GIRLY LOCKS."

"TAKE THAT BACK!"

You crossed your arms and grinned. *sassy voice* "No."

"_____, please calm down. Misa just wanted to play a friendly game," L spoke softly. You might've just been friend zoned. I don't know XD.

You sighed. "Mello, this isn't over. I'm tougher than I look."

"I WANT THE LAST WORD! This isn't over, _____. MUAHAHAHAHA!"

"Mello, you're more childish than Near." Matt rolled his eyes. "Grow up."

"dON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO NEAR."

"_____! Are you playing?" Misa waved Mello's boot in your face. A strong stench of sweat flooded your nose.

"Ah! Uh yeah. Get that out of my face!" you stuck your hand in Mello's boot and pulled out..

A melted panda bear? Chocolate dripped over the tips of your fingers. There were pieces of the cracked panda bear all over your hands. Mello drooled over the chocolate and tried to lick it off your fingers.

"EW MELLO! GET AWAY FROM ME!" While trying to swat him away, some of the chocolate got on your face.

Mello just smirked and licked all the chocolate off your cheek.

You just looked around in horror and confusion. "AAHHHHHH!!!"

'OH LIGHT YAGAMI (basically kira, who is basically "god") I THINK I GOT MELLO! GOSH DARNIT.' your voice screamed in your head.

"Miss _____, don't worry, please. You didn't choose Mello, you chose me." L... Did he read your thoughts?

This caused you to freeze. "I-I... Uh... Okay..."

***

You sat across from L on a bed. L sat in his usual crouched position, staring at your body, studying you.

"Miss _____," L looked at your face. "You look like you're about to cry."

"U-uh... Mello.." you stuttered through your sentences and tried to process thoughts into words.

"Don't pay attention to that idiot," L came over to you and sat you on his lap. His body curled around your own.

You started to cry. "I TRY TO ACT TOUGH BUT I'M JUST WEAK. ANYONE COULD BEAT ME UP. EVEN MATSUDA, AND WE KNOW HE HAS NO MUSCLES."

"Wow, that was harsh." L shifted uncomfortably under you. he awkwardly wrapped his arms around your tiny frame. "All of this is new to me. How do I comfort you? I guess I don't really know everything in the entire universe..."

You mumbled under your breath. "You're still smarter than me.."

L threw you off his lap. You bounced on the bed a few times before regaining your balance. "That's not the way to think, _____."

L stood and pushed a chair in front of you. "Here. Since we both don't know things, I'll teach you how to be me, and you can teach me how to deal with people and their emotions...."

You stood up too, rolled your eyes, and imitated L's sitting position on the chair. *best L imitation* "I'm not a pervert, just brutally honest. I don't get fat, I just eat cake. I'm not smart, I just sit like I'm pooping in a bush."

L's mouth twitched. Then it curved upward. Then he started laughing like a maniac.

"WHY AM I MAKING THESE SOUNDS! WHY AM I SHAKING! AHH MY STOMACH IS HURTING! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" L's laugh is completely insane.

" L! YOU'RE LAUGHING! YOU'RE LEARNING! I'M SO PROUD!" you ran up and hugged him.

"Huh?"

"Aww, how sweet." Matt barged in.

"Not as sweet as cake," L said.

"Wow, thanks a bunch, L."

(A/N)
Ok well this is a thing XD
I don't know. sorry if this chapter was sucky... I've been bumming around lately XD
So, uh, yeah.
I guess this was a pretty angry chapter, don't ya think?
L is amazingly smarter than I am.
howdoesheknowledge
Uh so as far as stories go, I have quite a few that I'm working on.
I'm just hoping I'll get actual work done instead of sleeping all day cx
anyways. goodbye.

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