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Erm... I found some really awkward pictures... *shivers*

Same in, same out. Same ol' thing. Over and over and over and over and over-

"____________________!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ugh. IM SICK OF PEOPLE!"

"B-b-but..." Misa held out a boot.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME?"

Mello snickered. "Wow. Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Haha!"

"CAN IT, CHOCOLATE SUCKER! NOBODY ASKED YOU!"

"THAT'S MY LINE YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

L munched on his cake. "All of you are a bunch of crazy hooligans."

"Yeah I know," Matsuda said. "I woke up this morning and my socks were on backwards! Can you believe it?"

"Matsuda, it's virtually impossible to put your socks on backwards," Near said.

"Um.. no it's not," Matsuda said, lifting his feet to reveal a sock that says "left" and a sock that says "right".

"Wow, you just proved yourself to be an even bigger idiot than before," Light sneered.

Matsuda scratched the nape of his neck and started to look like a cooked lobster...

"EEEEEEEE! TELL _____ TO GET OFF OF ME!" You held Mello in a choke hold.

Matt came in and saw Mello on the floor. "HAHA! MELLO'S GETTING BEATEN UP!"

"Thank... goodness. Matt... Help me-"

Matt just smirked. "You're on your own, kid. This is too hilarious."

"This is wHAT YOU GET!"

"_____! GET OVER HERE, NOW."

"Huh?"

"MISA IS WAITING. 1..."

'Oh no! she's counting!'

"2..."

"Okay! Alright!" You say, releasing Mello. He gasps for air. So dramatic.

"Please! Just choose something." Misa pleaded.

You stuck your hand deep in Mello's boot. Out you pulled was a love letter... (Reality: a piece of death note paper.)

"Kira is deadly
but I think I'm ready
For something healthy

You might think I'm crazy, but how about a relationship with you? Babe.

~Light Im[not]agay"
(My fatal attempt at a love letter. aka the reason I'm still single lol)

"Um... Was this intentional?" You say, reading the note over and over to clarify.

"You bet your life, it is." Light said grabbing you from behind and taking you away.

***

"Hey, Light. I thought I'd just tag along. You know. Don't mind me. Oh, and don't worry, I won't say anyth-"

"WHAT THE HE-"

Light quickly cupped a hand over your mouth. "Shhh." his soothing voice swept over you.

"Hmm. So I guess you can see me then, based on the fact that you probably wouldn't freak over Light like that. Hyuk hyuk hyuk! What did you do this time, Light? Is this just another person you're gonna use?" What is that thing?

"I'll protect you, _____," Light whispered in your ear. "He might look ugly and undignified, but Ryuk is completely harmless."

"Light. I can hear you, ya know. You might be smart and pretty, but you're such an airhead. Hyuk hyuk!"

"L-Light..."

Light sighed and hugged you closer to him. "You don't trust me?" (*Snort.* <Me snorting.)

"I-it's j-just..."

Ryuk flew over to you and picked you up like a baby. "Aww, look. It's a squishy human!" Ryuk poked your tummy.

"AAAHHHH!!"

"Ryuk, please leave _____ alone," Light said, rubbing his temples.

Ryuk threw you across the room. "Okay, fine. You take it then."

"I'm deeply sorry about him, _____. . ." Light brushed your hair from your face...

"Oh... Light... I... Lov-"

"APPLES!"

You and Light : "RYUK!"

"Ah. This is awkward. Is this what humans do for fun?" Ryuk muttered under his breath. "Ew.. what if one of you has just eaten a large serving of garlic rice..."

"Ryuk, leave me alone. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CONFESS MY UNDYING LOVE FOR _____!!!"

"Hyuk hyuk hyuk! I taught you fairly well. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, you know." (I really wanted to say something about apples...)

"Ryuk, you don't even know how to interact with people. Plus, you're not my daddy." Light said, matter-of-factly.

"Aww, Light. I thought for sure I was!"

(A/N)
Erm.. I guess.

These are kind of getting boring. I need something fresh to write.

ANYWAYS

I'm watching a cooking anime and it's making me hUNGRY.

I'm writing one for Near next.

ciao!

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omg

what even...

I'm so sorry.