(Yous requested this: @poptart19194)

It was a normal day at HQ, except it wasn't at the same time. The biggest idiot in the word (believe it or not, this person is even dumber than Mastsuda (NO OFFENSE I LOVE YOU MATSUDAA!!!)) wanted to play a game.

"__________!!!!!!!! PLAAAYYY! MISAA IS WAAAITING!!!"

ugh. Misa.

"Alright. Give me Mello's smelly old foot covering," you say, reaching over for the boot.

"Leave me alone, _____." annoyed Mello chomps on a chompable chocolate bar. I love chocolate too, Mello. I love chocolate too.

"Suit yourself, Mello!" you cheerfully say, too cheerfully, just too annoy him.

"Gladly."

Your hand touches a smooth object (the perfect shape) and you smile with glee. You quickly glance over at Light to make sure he isn't looking.

With your greatest acting skills:
"AHH! IT'S A KNIFE!"

Light turns his head. You throw the knife at Light's face.

*Slowmo* Light dodges the knife before it impales his left eye. (you could say he was moving at the speed of light AHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOSH IM CHOKING AT MY OWN JOKE HOW SAD IS THIS)

*Realtimemo* The rubber knife bounces off the wall behind Light's head.

He's too quick. Oh well, I guess you'll kill him one day. It's not like the rubber knife would've killed him anyways.

"YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!" Light screams at you. Moron.

"OH YEAH? AND IT STILL WON'T MAKE UP FOR ALL THE PEOPLE YOU KILLED!" you scream at him.

Matt: OHHH! BURNN!!

L&Near: I KNEW IT!

Mello: *Doesn't care*

Matsuda:*clueless*

Misa: Sorry, but I don't care about whatever the heck she's doing. I'm surprised I even wrote this for her.

"Touché," Light looks at you, defeated.

"_____, that's my knife. Get it for me," Mello stares at you, laying on the couch.

"GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS."

***

"So.. Mello. How are things?"

"You don't need to know." He answered snootily.

"Alright, stubborn-mc-stubby-pants. Have it your way." You say, getting up.

You walk over to the kitchen, observing all of the little delicacies L most likely laid out for you to enjoy. Without noticing, your butt was facing towards Mello. Are things starting to get hot in here, or what? Mello started to sweat. Blush was slowly creeping across his face...

"Hey Mello, are you thirsty?" you ask him. You started playing around, messing with stuff in the kitchen.

"I-I... Uh. N-no.." Mello stutters. What's his deal?

You furrow your brows. "Why are you so nervous?"

"I'm a tough guy. I don't get nervous." you could hear the anger rising in his voice.

"O.K. mister tough guy. You did get a little nervous when I asked if you were thirsty," you say, smirking and turning around to reveal a tray with two cups of tea on it. "Sure you aren't thirsty, Mello?" you say his name slowly, eyeing his actions carefully.

"O-oh.. So t-that's what- I mean... I'll take a cup." Mello refused to meet your eyes. He kept his eyes glued to the teacups.

"Geez, Mello."

"Er, thanks, _____."

You place the tray on the nightstand and sit next to it on the bed. Mello sat on the other side of you.

Mello spits your specially brewed tea all over the bed. "Ack! This tea tastes horrible! I need some sugar! Give me some of that sugar!"

"Would you like me to give you some of this sugar?" you stifle a laugh, though you know what he means. Mello is so cute and innocent for a tough guy.

"Uh. Y-yeah. For-the-tea kind of sugar."

You reach over to the tray and hand him a packet of sugar. "Here you go."

A few minutes pass. You both sit, sipping your tea.

Mello tipped his cup back and emptied the contents down his throat. "Finished."

"Finished? Already?"  you still had half of a cup left to drink. "Here, Mello, let me get that for you." You reach over to take his teacup, when he jerks his arm back.

"No! I got it." He reaches over you to put his cup on the tray. He spills your tea all over you in the process.

"Uuuugggghhhhh. Mello! You got me all wet!" you groan.

"I-I.. Um.. I'm s-sorry..." Mello tries to cover his face.

"HAAGAHAHAHA!! THAT WHOLE THING WAS HILARIOUS!" Matt walks in, laughing. "Your seven minutes are up. Oh and did I mention? I heard the entire thing! AHAHHAHAHAHA! MELLO'S SO BAD AT TALKING TO GIRLS! NO WONDER HE HAS A CRUSH ON ME!"

"MATT! WHY I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO A PULP, AND THEN BURY YOU WHILE YOUR STILL HALF ALIVE, AND HOPEFULLY FORGET ABOUT YOU LONG ENOUGH FOR THE BUGS TO CRAWL THROUGH YOUR SKIN AND EAT AWAY AT YOUR ROTTING BODY. BUT SINCE I ALWAYS BEAT YOU, I'LL GIVE YOU A 5 SECOND HEAD START... 1... 2..."

"You're only giving me that head start because you love me."

"YOU KNOW WHAT, BIGMOUTH? I'LL BEAT YOU UP NOW. THEN YOU'LL REALLY BE LAUGHING WITH THAT GIANT ASS MOUTH OF YOURS!"

(A/N)
Ok. that Light joke killed me.
I think I need a moment XD

I thought it would me funny to keep a running joke where Mello takes (mostly everything) the wrong way. Sort of how he can't take a joke...
Sorry Mel. I love you.
(Why do I even apologize? do I look crazy, talking to myself? TELL MEEE)

AAAANNNYYWAAYSS.
Uh. that always means the chapter is almost over and I'm getting off track. ALWAYS. (Maybe anyways will be our always. No? Just me? okay? okay.)

seriously though, anyways.
stuff happens. I'm sorry this chapter happened XD

THANKS FOR ALL THE VOTES AND READS AND COMMENTS YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU THE MOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until next time. *salute*

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