She ate our porridge, broke my chair and messed up our beds.

This intruder – this innocent-looking girl named Goldilocks – is the one whom I instantly fell in love with. Sure, I might be a bear, but hey – humans are animals, too.

She trembled in fear when she saw Mama, Papa and me. In response, she jumped through the window, never to be seen again.

Kidding!

I managed to grab her just in time, because I love her – and for love the bell tolls.

Actually, my love for her is similar to...food.

I wonder what porridge with human blood taste like.