Normally, I'm a gal with no time for sleep; but tonight's lucky.

I was about to fall asleep when all my pimples simultaneously popped, bursting a large amount of pus, maggots and centipedes.

I was paralyzed in horror as the creatures crawled on me, trying to enter every crevice of my body. The maggots burrowed upon my nipples, letting the centipedes wiggle into my flesh.

Then, I felt something painful inside my body. A large Beyblade came out of my abdomen, severing me into half and exposing my intestines.

Insane hormonal horrors. What's next? Blood on my underwear?

Puberty sucks.