Yesterday, I sent you this list:

Things to remember before you break my heart:

1. I'm a huge fan of One Direction and other musicians.

2. I love Spicy Buffalo Wings and I love farting after eating them. I don't care if I'm a girl.

3. I love video games. SO MUCH.

So before you break my heart, please note that I have other things to love.

Today, you sent me a 1D poster, a bucketful of Spicy Buffalo wings and an awesome sacrifice: your own copy of Diablo, together with a note saying:

"It's over, Carla. Bye. "

Asshole.