Hi, Metylia here! If you have no idea who or what Metylia is, that's the new official nickname for Sorceress Apprentice, because I prefer not to go around saying Sorceress all the time. But you can call me whatever you like. Anyways, this is my new oneshot book, and uh.. Well, that's what it is. This chapter is, well I suppose it's a disclaimer? I don't know quite what to call it, but anyways, let's get going.
You can request anything, but I reserve the right to turn you down, and I am less likely to do straight ships. I'm pure gay, guys. You should know that by now. Unless you're new, in which case, welcome! But I'm getting off track. So.
These are the rules for requesting oneshots:
1. I don't write smut, no exceptions.
2. I rarely write stories that don't have some form of happy ending. I just can't enjoy it, so why should I bother writing it?
3. I don't write anything with depression, self-harm, etc. Again, I just don't like it.
4. I totally encourage all ships, gay or not, however strange or boring they may be! If you have a ship you want more of, please ask me! I may not do it, but I will listen to you fairly.
5. If you want to request, these are the only ways that I will accept:
(a. Comment on this chapter what ship you want, and if you have any ideas about the plot, add those too.
(b. PM me with the information.
(c. Put up a message on my profile.
If you request it any other way, I will ignore it. You have been warned, now let's see if you were listening.

So, yeah! I'm working on the a big oneshot project, but in the meantime I'll have some smaller ones. Love you all! <3
-Metylia

P.S: Upload. You. Darn. Chapter!!!

Eat.
Sleep.
Vote.
Comment.
Ship.
Enjoy! <3