that of which we call a rose-- //killed

so the suggestive words function is on. let's see what it does to the names

Shirota Mahiru - Shirts Magnify ( ok so it's not Maggie )

Kuro - Kyoto ( what )

Alicein Misono - Alicia Monsoon ( his history is a fcuking monsoon )

Lily - Lowly ( ouch omg )

Watanuki Sakuya - Warning Saliva ( i'm trying to give it a deep meaning but *laughs* )

Sendagaya Tetsu - Sandals Teddy ( teddy is disturbing enough )

Hugh - HIGH ( when it only changed ONE letter but it's the most hilarious wtf )

Licht Jekylland Todoroki - Lichtenstein England Ticketing ( this sounds like a fancy train station )

Hyde - Hyderabad ( WHAT )

Crantz Rosen - Rant Oxen ( he basically does rant but OXEN *remembers buffalo* *laughs harder )

Guildenstern - Goldwater ( very precious gold water )

Alicein Mikuni - Alison Immune ( ok so misono has alicia, and mikuni has alison. wow. )

Jeje - Knee ( . . . um )

Johannes iforgothisothernames - Muhammad ( WHAT THE HECKkK xD so yeah, he's the very best at science. the end. )

Tsubaki - Tsukki [ . . . this is disturbing in so many ways wtf, i mean, i suddenly heard his voice saying tsukki and it sounds sooo much like yamaguchi ( haikyuu ) ]

Otogiri - Providing ( providing death i guess )

Belkia - Belgian ( new headcanon: belkia is Belgian )

Higan - Gigantic { OTN-- //killed [ i mean srsly no, don't check this kagamine len song out, don't. but it's entitled Gigantic OTN ( in case ur curious ). but don't watch it. ( ok then ) ] }

Shamrock - Shannon ( HIS NEW NAME IS SHANNON, ALL HAIL SHANNON )

Kamiya Tsurugi -Almost Truthful ( . . . THIS IS 99.9% ACCURATE WTF )

Tsuyuki Shuuhei - Tsurugi Shunned ( yes, tsurugi shunned him. but why tf would his name become tsurugi-- *wiggles eyebrows* )

( and yeh i don't put tsuyuki in le headcanons because idfk how to grasp a personality from him. i'll try tho. maybe he's gonna be "always prepared" guy. )