i made that video (with extremely low effort) especially for this chapter, better fucking watch it, you absolute

...

IM SO SORRY, PLEASE DON'T SAC ME-

❇❇❇

servamp working in a cafe:

mahiru

- that one waiter who never messes up

- generic notepad, tray, prescribed uniform (let your imagination run wild with the uniform, i don't care anymore *cries*)

kuro

- your lazy (and very hot) cashier who calls out, "please come again" with as minimal an energy level as my creativity

- girls stay infront of the cashier pretending to look for their wallets when it's his shift but he sleeps

misono

- turns the café into a tsundere café

- too nervous and keeps spilling drinks but doesn't accept help = clumsy tsundere little brother in a café. keep the pedos coming.

lily

- the cook who speaks french

- strips because it's hot in the kitchen ("but not as hot as the cook, himself, tres bien~!")

tetsu

- errand boi who runs to the grocery store without protesting

- cleaning duty; sometimes visitors take those awkward 'standing side by side' photos with him thinking he's in college

hugh

- the customer who complains about the food

- probably some critique who... somehow ended up in that café

licht

- is in the break room 99% of the time eating a parfait

- occasionally goes out to play the baby grand situated in a corner of the café

hyde

- actually doing his job correctly

- sometimes really extra and goes over-the-top when taking orders but that's part of the service ig

mikuni

- insisting that the male customers are staring lustfully at abel and imagining her in a racy maid outfit

- is 60% the reason why they have female customers.

jeje

- cook #2

- literally doesn't talk, just cooks, nods, takes orders, sometimes too done with everyone's shit to stop lily from stripping and potentially flashing the entire café

tsubaki

- that one customer who visits everyday and annoys the shit out of everyone and the only thing that keeps the employees from banning him is the owner's money demands

- requires his orders to be served with a side dish called "a smile" from whoever served him his food

belkia

- is the wingman of that one customer who visits everyday and annoys the shit out of everyone

- responsible for supervising tsubaki's snacktime to ensure he doesn't choke from laughter or on strawberries

sakuya

- so done with your shit that would probably not even greet you when you enter

- takes your orders the squidward way, occasionally daydreaming to seeing mahiru in-

otogiri

- employee who hands out flyers on the streets to people who are drawn in by her maid uniform

- gets rewards like slices of cheesecake or waffles since she brings in a lot of customers everyday

higan

- the nice old man who delivers ingredients every morning

- probably wears a baseball cap and rides a bike; stops in the road from time to time to talk to excited kids

tsurugi

- is the owner.

- literally mr. krabs.

❇❇❇

too lazy to go to the bathroom. also, i wrote this entire thing while dozing in and out of sleep. please excuse me.