lawless: heyyy

licht: the fuck what

lawless: we haven't been appearing for some time nowww

licht:

lawless: the manga updates slowly— i mean, it's okay— and we're not getting a second season...

licht: ok—

lawless: and now this book isn't updating at all!

krantz: *bursts in through the front door* this is terrible.

licht: —

krantz: guil just captured a blonde man outside— he has a doll— who was screaming such profane declarations.

licht: *looks at lawless*

lawless: bro im literally infront of you

licht: i fucking knew that, i was just checking if you were a cosplayer or something

guil: *slowly enters the room*

krantz: WHERE'S THE GUY

guil: *gestures, "having tea"*

krantz: where?

guil: *points down*

krantz: kitchen.

licht: so what the fuck happened

krantz:

lawless: what happened

licht: i'm not even gonna fight him bc i'm too curious

lawless: *disappointed*

tsubaki's voice: masochist

krantz: he was kicking the gate while yelling, "we are side hoes! we're just the second option! the fuck is kimetsu no yaiba anyways? the fuck is bsd? isn't that some sex play—" and so i got guil to bind him and drag him in.

lawless: sounds weird for you to be saying all that—

krantz: just imagine it in his voice ok

lawless: yeah, i can picture it properly in his voice.

licht: who

mikuni, in the kitchen: earl grey is good, but becoming first priority is better.

mikuni: and wait

mikuni: didn't we have an ongoing fanfic?

mikuni: i mean, i don't exactly appear in there, but...

mikuni:

mikuni: yep, that is one asshole of an author. we're side hoes. how come i'm not even in the fanfic?

tsubaki: heard the fanfic has a sequel planned out too. we both appear there.

belkia: it's on hiatus tho—

mikuni: i won't question how you got here because i'm already mad about being a sidehoe.

imsorry i know i gotta update o o f