mahiru: so

mahiru: is this book even still alive

misono: barely

tetsu: we're appearing in order

mikuni: that is extremely weird

tsubaki: not really mate

higan: since when were you british

otogiri: are you sure mate is british

mikuni: isn't it

sakuya: moit

otogiri: *finger guns*

jeje: racist pieces of shit.

hugh: WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY SIBLINGS

tetsu: what

kuro:

hugh: WHY DID THEY BAT SOUP MY SIBLINGS

lily:

tsurugi: please don't turn this into a chapter attacking various races. wanna get nerfed?

mikuni: god please get me the fuck out of here

misono: why? because you're getting a boner upon seeing him?

mahiru:

lily:

mikuni:

lily: oh my god

misono: i read it somewhere, seemed fun

tsubaki: *wheezing in the background*

belkia: aaah this is no longer funny

higan: it's never been funny around here

otogiri: we were just trying to seem as such

kuro: wow. now everyone is kinda ooc

mahiru: well

mahiru: why do i have a feeling we're forgetting someone who used to be here a LOT

jeje:

jeje: *goes to the kitchen*

mikuni: where the fuck did that come from

tsurugi: KHARANAVIRAAAASSSSSSS

mikuni:

misono: yep we're on quarantine

lily: i see

lily: probably why it seemed so barren here lately

kuro: atleast i don't have to appear much. night. *rolls into a sleeping bag*

tsubaki: we've been forgotten haven't we

higan: no

tsubaki: what then

higan: we've just been isolated

tsubaki: ALTOGETHER?

higan: *starts dancing the chicken dance*

sham: *covers tsubaki's eyes* you mustn't look.

mahiru: dammit who are we forgetting

misono: same

misono: i have this nagging feeling we don't have a certain person here

mahiru: or people?

sakuya: mahiru, should we do an attendance check?

misono: good idea.

sakuya: MAHIRU, should we do an attendance check?

misono: oh my fucking god

lily: WhY ARE YOU SWEARING

misono: aaaah sorry

mahiru: hmmm

sakuya: *thinking: aaah he's thinking about my suggestion hhhhhh i feel so blessed and honored and--* hurry up

mahiru: hmmm

mahiru: well

mahiru: if we're forgetting, it's probably not important. anyways, i'll go make sandwiches for everyone. what kind would you all like?

kuro: ramen

mahiru: what th-

kuro: no questions, you asked for my preferences, you respect them.

mahiru:

misono: i want eggs benedict

mahiru: i said a sandwich

misono:

misono: you want me to order something your level, churl?

mahiru:

lily: a vegan sandwich please. thank you~♡

mahiru: oh god finally someone sane

lily: with carnivorous elements

mahiru:

tetsu: protein sandwich

mahiru: *inhales* ... you know what, nevermind. sure. next.

hugh: I WON'T FORGIVE THE CHIN-- bat sandwich

mahiru:

mahiru: well this is... grotesque.

tsubaki: ice cream sandwich!

the entire room: AW

tsubaki: what, you worthless curs?

mahiru, trying to keep anyone from fighting: OK A SANDWICH FOR A 5 YEAR OLD, NEXT

tsubaki: excuse me?

belkia: KEBAB SANDWICHHHHHHH

mahiru:

mahiru: mr higan please take over

higan: this is your initiation, kid. go on. ask him.

mahiru: ... *sighs* skewer or no skewer?

belkia: SKEWER

mahiru: aight

mahiru: next

sakuya: *thinking: i just want to be sandwiched in your love. but your thighs would be ok too, i'm not pick--* pickle. pickle sandwich. get me a hamburger.

mahiru: i feel weird all of a sudden but ok next

mikuni: leek sandwich

mahiru: ?!

mikuni: miku miku miiiiiiiiiii

jeje: *stares at mikuni, disgusted* blood sandwich please. mikuni's lifeblood.

mahiru: um

mahiru: we could use animal blood. next.

otogiri: steak and snow sandwich.

tsurugi: ooooh actually, everyone should have that!

otogiri: so we can say

tsurugi and otogiri: all my friends are eating steak and snow

both: *finger guns*

mahiru: it's summer you dirtbags where do i get snow

tsurugi: this is why i hate people with zero internet culture

mahiru:

otogiri: *sighs* get me a banana and toothpaste sandwich then

tsurugi: i want snake sandwi--

jeje: *hisses*

tsurugi: I DIDNT MEAN-- aw alright. tomato sandwich with cat ears.

mahiru: where. the hell. are all of these coming from

sham: cherry sandwich with caviar and laurel leaf please

sham: oh, and beef jerky

mahiru:

mahiru: i am fucking done with you all but ok, i'll be making your sandwiches. *teleports to the kitchen*

misono:

misono: hmmm

misono: damn really who are we forgetting

licht and lawless in antarctica: *confused unga bunga*

i'm sorry what the fuck was this