hi i'm back and i'm fucking dying

scenario: catching servamp watching *gasp* porn (or reading stuff maybe)

mahiru: "what? pff, it's not porn, it's," *shows cooking anime called shokugeki no soma* "this thing. heard from someone they had interesting food facts, so i thought..."

kuro: "... you listen to blcds and most likely read and/or write yaoi. shut the fuck up and join me."

misono: he wouldn't.

lily: his whole existence is porn, man. he always gets fucked by the people around him then after that, he has to deal with shit. aaand maybe he's some sort of a stripper.

licht: "the fuck's porn? get away from me."

hyde: desperately trying to hide his phone and is extremely triggered. you will never get past his defenses, but if you do, he'll admit to his sins as the two of you read licht-tan doujins.

tetsu: he was actually just assigned to watch the computer.

hugh: "this is for research." then stares at the screen intently, his elbows on the desk and his chin elegantly placed atop his interlocked fingers. yeah, he watches porn looking like dracula.

mikuni: bye

jeje: h—

honestly he probably wouldn't.

tsubaki: he doesn't watch porn. he makes the porn. (tatsuhisa suzuki is prince of yaoi, sorry tsubakyun, i just can't unsee and un-hear all the things i've discovered upon exploration.)

sakuya: you think he's watching porn... up until you check his computer and see literally nothing but slideshows of mahiru's pictures. background music is a stitched-together recording of random voice clips.

belkia: magic, poof, he disappears from the room to escape the shame of his actions.

higan: "come on, you seriously think an old man like me is still interested?"

otogiri: offers you the other earbud.

tsurugi: "pay me. i'll do porn with you—"

excuse me what the fuck have i just done