"the floor is lava" ( do you get my title ):

mahiru: cleans the lava *smiley face*

kuro: keeps lying down on the floor playing video games, waiting for the lava to finally end his bothersome life as he closes his eyes to the orange hues that threaten to engulf his mind, body and soul for once and for all

sakuya: carries mahiru lion king style

misono: makes up a strategy so he can avoid burns and then later realizes that the lava would have eaten him b4 he finished planning

lily: strips and the lava would end up doubling temperature

tetsu: makes a hot spring bc he minecraft mwahaha

hugh: cries

licht: kicks you as soon as you say the sentence and steps on ur face then, "how about my boots being lava"

lawless: says juliet's lines b4 she suicide

crantz: saves his clothes

guil: saves his costume

mikuni: uses his lead to strangle himself ( waitwat )

jeje: breaks his bottled ships and sails on the floor of lava

johannes: is crying because the the floor can't be real lava bc he has to conduct experiments on lava and crap

tsubaki: slaps you

otogiri: just sits on the couch and chill

belkia: shatters the windows and runs to a tree then climbs wow

higan: "i am not flammable, i am literally flames haha bish wat"

sham: pours water on the floor as if that'll save him

tsurugi: "before you can see my reaction, give me 1 million yen ok"

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oh god wat am i doing