how servamp characters would commit suicide (oops sorry sore topic don't read if you don't wanna but is2g this is rlly hilarious):

((... ok sorry suicide ain't hilarious but to me it's just a meh topic by now. noose memes are the best.))

(("i sound unempathetic, i sound mean and rude. suicide is an epidemic, and i don't want to be miscontrued.", raise your hand if you know this song))

mahiru
- wouldn't.

kuro
- he'd be the kind of edgy kid to wait for himself to rot in a room, not eating, not stirring.

sakuya
- everyday is suicide for him and his mentality, there's no need

misono
- will try but as soon as the blade cuts his wrist, he'll drop it and start crying

lilly
- dude he's a nihilist, like, a canon nihilist and despises life. he's the kind of person (or, in this case, vampire) to just sit around living through everyday wishing for god or something to kinda just kill him in his sleep.

tetsu
- he don't even know wat suicude is. i mean, he knows the definition, but not why ppl do it.

hugh
- drowning himself in a river, floating downstream, closing eyes slowly as he says he wants some tea

licht
- would jump down a bridge but survive, then becomes a guidance counselor thing later in life. (("the moment my hands left the rail... i felt instant regret." *students crying on the bleachers*))

hyde
- slowly abusing himself (alcohol, drugs, etc) until he finally turns up sick. dies in hospital.

crantz
- slits wrists in the bathroom. cliché, but yes.

guil
- drowns 2.0, using his whale costume as an excuse, pretends to be mad and dives into a river, smiling underneath the mascot as he is finally free.

jeje
- shoots himself obviously

johanness
- injects a new virus thing into his sytem. original intention was to test the cure for it as it is illegal to experiment on humans, but ended up seizing the chance to die.

tsubaki
- double suicide with a pretty grill he met at a sushi bar, who was able to understand him and sympathize with his unanswered melancholy. paints the town red then jumps down river.

belkia
- stabs himself during a magic show.

otogiri
- classic noose.

sham
- seppuku, despite the fact that he isn't really japanese in nature. does it in honor of his master or sth

higan
- as much as i would like to say he time-travelled, used his powers so he can be mistook as a witch, then got himself burned at the stakes, he wouldn't. he'd probably just smoke 'til he gets lung cancer and won't go to hospitals to get treatment.

freya
- an adult. won't.

iduna
- probably the guidance counselor these kids went to but then failed to encourage them to keep living anyways. pay is low.

mikuni (there's a reason i reserved him for last and why the title is after him)
- strangles himself with his lead (now isn't that special)

((again, to you pussies out there, sorry about this chapter. i could really go for an overdose of pills right now, but i'm the kind of person to just wait for the spirits of nature to kill me or sth. hey zeus, look, i pissed on your honorary statue, lightning me now.))