What Servamp does when an insect gets near them:

Mahiru: "time to seek help from the vacuum cleaner again"

Kuro: doesn't care

Sakuya: doesn't give a damn #2

Misono: orders it to go away and ends up getting pestered or stung

Lilly: cuts it down

Tetsu: "hello, mr. *insert insect name*. would you like to visit the onsen?"

Hugh: touches it

Licht: is friends with it 29 seconds later

Hyde: runs away; headcanon he's afraid of bugs

Crantz: calls the police

Guil: drowns it uNDER THE PRESSURE OF HIS SCARY VOICE

Mikuni: "dO nOt *swears* TaRgEt My AbEl yOu *swears* *swears* *swears ×71* BuG"

Jeje: shoots it

Johannes: eats it

Tsubaki: laughs and chokes on a fly

Belkia: attempts to skewer the insect, but stabs someone else instead

Otogiri: binds it in her strings and tortures it

Sham: hides under a table as if that'd help him

Higan: ends up stabbed

Tsurugi: catches it and donates it to exhibits and stuff for money

---

THANK U FOR THE 1K BTW. WE'RE AT 1K BY 20 PARTS, WEW. I hope it's not a bad book, though. : /