-insert mahiru, kuro, misono and lilly talking-

belkia: *breaks into the room through the door (yes, broke into a room through a door)* HAHAHA LMAO Y'ALL SAKUYA TRIPPED AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS HAHAHA

sakuya, staggering into the room through the broken doorway: i didn't trip. the floor just hates me too much it decided to smack me right in the face. it thinks i should lose atleast one of my faces. it's trying to change me in ways i can no longer control.

mahiru: um, sakuya, you—

sakuya: and yet i step on it. *falling dramatically and curling up on the floor* good fucking god, i'm such a fucking disappointment.

mahiru: ... sakuya, we talked about this

floor: so did we man

sakuya: *sobbing grossly*

misono, to lilly: is this an effect of old age?

kuro: i can testify. *eats light saber*