servamp when drunk:

mahiru

- still cleaning up and ranting more than ever

- "what is this large piece of filth" pointing at mikuni

kuro

- scratching a chalkboard with his nails ( i swear pls do not do this )

sakuya

- fainted after smelling the alcohol

- was rushed to the hospital on a makeshift stretcher carried by 4 drunk people

misono

- crying

lily

- is wrapping himself in sixty three different layers of clothing

- "don't touch me you fcuking lowly human" then hides body and cries

tetsu

- he underage

hugh

- is attempting to fly without transforming into a bat

licht

- playing ppap on the piano with a motorcycle helmet on

- "AI HAB A PEEEN! I HAB EY MELOOON! UGGGH, HEDGEHOG PEN."

lawless

- ( when u run out of ideas and you just )
"why, such is love's transgression?
griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast
which thou wilt propagate to have it prest
with more of thine; this love that thou hast shown
doth add more grief to too much of mine own?
love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs
being purg'd; a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes
being vex'd; a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears
'what is it else?' a madness most discreet
a choking gall and a preserving sweet
farewell, my coz."
( ok idk if that's correct and all but im lazy to copy paste sorry shakespeare ur dead anyway //kicked)

crantz

- running around a children's park naked

- gets arrested at 2 in the morning after being reported by a concerned mother

guil

- is inside an aquarium with several whale species ( not in costume )

mikuni

- is crying while hugging misono from behind because mamahiru called him filth

( ok fun fact: when i used continuous typing to input 'mahiru', the name Maggie appeared instead wtf )

jeje

- trying to poke his head into the opening of a bottled ship from Germany

- and filled a bottle with blood and is laughing at the sight of a ship sailing on human blood ( this just got a whole lot darker )

johannes

- eating chicken brains

tsubaki

- sitting on an unconscious sakuya and laughing like he's high while pointing at a hospital up ahead

belkia

- is carrying sakuya in a stretcher

otogiri

- is carrying sakuya in a stretcher #2

sham

- is carrying sakuya in a stretcher #3

higan

- phoning the police because they burned his house down

( then who is the fourth person carrying sakuya? *horror music* dun dun dun dun. . .)

tsurugi ( which became 'YouTube' on continuous typing lmao wat xD )

- is carrying a ded sakuya in a ded stretcher for a fee of ¥100,069 ( oops )

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