Idk, that was the first title that popped up into my mind and it is totally unrelated.

Let's assume everyone is a mortal.

SERVAMP AND THEIR CAUSES OF DEATH;

Mahiru: overwork

Kuroo: diabetes

Sakuya: suicide

Misono: kidnapped and had his organs sold in the black market

Lilly: traffic accident

Tetsu: old age

Hugh: suffocation

Licht: gunshot right thru the head bc assassination

Hyde: concussion

Crantz: chemical exposure

Guil: drowning

Johannes: poison

Mikuni: lighting strike

Jeje: lightning strike 2.0 plus landslide and earthquake, hurricane, tornado, tsunami and flood and shrapnel impaling his body in the process what have i done

Tsubaki: choked

Belkia: shock

Otogiri: beheaded

Sham: car accident

Tsurugi: acquired AIDS and died by bacterial infection soon after

Higan: CATCHING FIRE

by his lighter

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The end

Ok maybe the title was related

Lmao im ded i haven't even started on that science project

I'll pass it late

Hello point deductions