how to insult servamp

mahiru

- tell him he's a lazy crybaby who is gay for his friends

kuro

- tell him he's seriously ugly in cat form

sakuya

- tell him he doesn't look good with mahiru

misono

- tell him he resembles mikuni so much

lily

- you can't

tetsu

- trash talk his onsen

( and then headcanon that he will join you in trash talking his onsen )

hugh

- tell him he's too old for this world and that he has no other choice but to shrivel up and die like an eagle that reaches the age of 40 unless he decides to change

licht

- tell him that he deserves no melons

lawless

- tell him he was stupid when he ate ophelia's statue

crantz

- spill lemonade on his suit

guil

- point out dirt in his whale costume

mikuni

- there are more than 101 ways to insult mikuni and don't get me started unless you want to be stuck here for the rest of your life

jeje

- tell him you want to break his bottled ships

johannes

- tell him you hate science

tsubaki

- tell him he's getting fat because he eats too much sushi

belkia

- eat a human infront him

( good luck )

otogiri

- you can't #2

higan

- tell him he was a gigolo when he was young

( wait what )

sham

- insult tsubaki the end

tsurugi

- get a tattoo of touma on your arm

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