licht: shit rat, open this jar. i can't risk damaging my fingers.

hyde, done with his shit but will do it anyways because the power of love is strong: licht-tan, seriously? *opens jar*

licht: k thnx

hyde: seeeee??? you can't live without me, licht jekylland todoroki!

licht: have you ever heard me say anything about living without you?

hyde: HAH! no, but—

hyde: ...

licht, thinking: backfiring at its finest.

hyde: ...

hyde: I-IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, YOU BAKA!

crantz, slapping a palm to his forehead with grace and elegance™ as he finishes spreading jam on his toast: oh god, oh fuck. here we go again.