hello im seras and i bet you already know what i look like BIG BREAST and all. But yeah last night i went on a date with captain bernadotte and it kinda went too far. the next morning i was sick to my dead heart while i was barfing my guts out trying not to wake anyone up but i couldn't fucking keep quiet as alucard,integra,walter,and bernadotte trying to peep through the door but nobody would let him.
And integra asked "ohmygosh seras whats wrong?"
then alucard says with a sassy tone(like always) "she's obviously sick"
As he trys to see what i barfed up i quickly flush it before he could see.
Walter tells the group that he will fix me up.As they leave i wisper so they couldn't hear to walter.
"Ummm.....w-walter i know this is wierd question but.....c-could you get me a pregnancy t-test"
He just simply nods and walks out.
And i take a extremly hot shower and slowly gets lost in thought nd eventually i fell asleep in the shower.(weird right but yea its very relaxing)

To be continued....

I HOPE you liked it and my signiture sentence is:BITCHES-LUV-CANNONS or ROT IN HELL