A/N: This is a texting one-shot... That's all I had to say. Carry on.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................hOi

November 2nd

Markimoo: Knock knock

Jackaboy: Who's there?

Markimoo: A broken pencil

Jackaboy: A broken pencil who?

Markimoo: Never mind. It's pointless

Jackaboy: lol

Markimoo: =P

Jackaboy: Knock knock

Markimoo: Who's there?

Jackaboy: Hanna

Markimoo: Hanna who?

Jackaboy: Hanna partridge in a pear tree!!!!!! 

Markimoo: But it's not even Christmas!!!!

Jackaboy: :p

Jackaboy: BTW, I have no clue who you are.

Markimoo:...

Markimoo:...

Markimoo: Oh

Markimoo: I mustve put in the wrong number

Jackaboy: It's fine. You made me want to talk to you with your stupid knock knock jokes.

Markimoo: Hey!

Jackaboy: :p

December 31st

Markimoo: Will you remember me in a year?

Jackaboy:...

Jackaboy: Yes...

Markimoo: Will you remember me in a month?

Jackaboy: Yeah, of course.

Markimoo: Will you remember me in a week?

Jackaboy: I'd be worried if I didn't.

Markimoo: Knock knock

Jackaboy: Who's there?

Markimoo: See? You forgot me already!

Jackaboy: You piece of shit.

Markimoo: Luv ya! <3

Jackaboy: ;3

January 17th

Jackaboy: Knock knock

Markimoo: Who's there?

Jackaboy: To

Markimoo: To who?

Jackaboy: To whom

Markimoo: Oh my god...

Jackaboy: LOL

Markimoo: You correct me enough as it is? Can you not for ONE DAY?!

Jackaboy: Nope

Markimoo: Knock knock

Jackaboy: Who's there?

Markimoo: Little old lady

Jackaboy:... Little old lady who?

Markimoo: I didn't know you could yodel.

Jackaboy:...

Markimoo: I luv u. No homo

Jackaboy: Correction, all the homo

January 25th

Markimoo: Knock knock

Jackaboy: Whos there

Markimoo: Etch

Jackaboy: Etch who

Markimoo: Bless you

Jackaboy: ACHOO!!!!!

Markimoo: Jeez. It was just a joke. Also, what's up? You always put punctuation and stuff.

Jackaboy: Im sick and want to die

Markimoo: Aw! My poor baby is sick?

Jackaboy: yes and i want to die

Markimoo: Your spelling is getting worse by the sentence

Jackaboy: yourd wiuld to if you we e thus dicj

Markimoo: Dear lord

Markimoo: Well

Markimoo: I'M SORRY

Markimoo: Feel better soon, okay? I don't like you being sick

Jackaboy: mmmmmmmmmk

Markimoo: Go get some rest angel

Jackaboy: mark

Markimoo: Ya?

Jackaboy: love you

Markimoo: Love you too <3 =) =3

Jackaboy: :3 <3 :) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

February 8th

Markimoo: Happy Birthday angel!

Jackaboy: Wow, no knock knock joke? I'm surprised.

Markimoo: That hurt

Markimoo: That... That cut me deep

Jackaboy: I'm sorry. I still love you.

Markimoo: No you don't

Jackaboy: Yes I do

Markimoo: Don't

Jackaboy: Do

Markimoo: Don't

Jackaboy: Do

Markimoo: Do

Jackaboy: Ha! See? You agree with me!

Markimoo: Dammit

Jackaboy: Anyways, thanks for the birthday wish AND gift Mr. Best-Boyfriend-Ever

Markimoo: You are very welcome Jackaboy

Jackaboy: Hey Mark

Markimoo: ?

Jackaboy: Knock knock

Markimoo: =) Who's there?

Jackaboy: Olive

Markimoo: Olive who?

Jackaboy: Olive you <3