«MARIO AWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAY! (Sorry Not Sorry!)»
A Green Mushroom Slid Across The Brick Ground, Almost To The Edge Of A Cliff.
But A Green Clad Fellow Managed To Catch The Pesky Thing. "Gotcha!" They Exclaimed, Taking A Bite Out Of It. You Might Be Thinking: "Why Would Luigi Be Eating A 1UP Mushroom Instead Of Saving It? Well, To Be Sure. That ISN'T Luigi. His Name's Seán. Call Him Jack." Jack Began Finishing Off The Mushroom, Brushing Himself Off Of The Debris On His Overalls.
"Jack!" Another Person Shouted, They Wore Red. "That ISN'T Mario. His Name's Mark!" Mark Ran Over To Jack, Catching His Breath After He Was Close.
"That... That Was A Gift For The Princess!" Mark Exclaimed, "Oh... Well It's In My Digestive Tracts, Now!" The Smaller Man Giggled.
"God, He's So Cute When Giggles Like That..." Mark Thought, "Markie." Jack Said.
"C'mon! We Gotta Crush Some Goombas And Koopas Before We Visit Princess Peachy!" Mark Snapped Out Of It When Jack Began Stomping On The Goombas, "It's Princess Toadstool, Jacky Baby." Mark Jumped On A Koopa, Sending The Shell Right Towards Jack.
"WAH!" Jack Squealed As He Fell Over On His Bottom, "Mark!" He Got Up And Slugged The Older Man's Arm.
"Let's A Go!" Mark Exclaimed As He Grabbed Jack's Gloved Hand And Started Running For The Mushroom Kingdom.

«In The Mushroom Kingdom...»
Toads Were Happily Going About Their Day, Picking The Mushrooms From The Trees And Doing Yoshi Back Riding.
Jack Grabbed A Mushroom And Put It Towards His Lips, Seeing Mark Shaking His Head.
"You Had Cake Before We'd Even Started The Walk Here." Mark Told Him, He Groaned And Fed It To A Yoshi.
"There It Is..." Mark Made A Triumphant Pose,
"What?" Jack Asked As He Walked Towards Mark.
"Toadstool's Palace!" The Older Exclaimed, Walking Towards The Door.
The Doors Were Opened, And They Saw Peach Sitting On Her Throne.
"Hello, Mark. Hello, Seán." She Smiled And Walked Down From The Throne, Seeing The Two Bowing Down."Thank You For Saving Me From That Wretched Koopa King Bowser! And Thank You Seán For Helping Him!" She Gave Both Of Them A Kiss On The Cheek,
"We Had A Gift For You, But.... Jack Ate It!" Mark Groaned. "Well. That's Fine! Anyway, I Actually Have A Gift For You Two For Doing So Well!" Peach Then Ushered The Two Into The Room, Setting Off The Gift. It Was Toad Acrobats Doing Tricks And Spelling Out:
"Mark + Seán Forever!" Jack Had A Red Hue Across His Cheeks, While He Hugged Mark And Smiled. He Pressed His Cheek To Mark's, "You're The Mario To My Luigi!" He Exclaimed. "You're The Luigi To My Mario." Mark Pecked Jack's Lips As He Laughed.