«Most Of It Shot In Speech. Fluff.»
"Did You Ever Had A Friend Or Partner That You Loved So Much?
Well, I've Had One. His Name's Mark Edward Fischbach, Or, Markiplier As Some Call 'M...
He's My Boyfriend. And No, I'm Not A Fangirl.
I'm His Boyfriend. Seán, Or Jack, William McLoughlin. Or JackSepticEye As People Call Me. Now, Me And Mark Have Some Differences: He's Muscular. I'm Thin.
He Likes Weights. I Like Beds.
He's Busy When I Want Cuddles, When He's Not Making Innuendos, I Tend To Get Bored.
And Most Of His Innuendos Depict Me Or My Tush. Cuz He Really Likes My Buns! He Squeezes My Butt Almost Everyday! And I Sometimes Steal His Flannel... But I Always Love His Scent, And The Feeling Of When I Cuddle Up Next To Him When He's Not Wearing A Shirt. His Muscles Are Very Broad But Soft, And Mark Basically Calls Me 'Baby Bear', Because He Thought My Body Was Soft.
And I Know That Mark And I, Tend To Snuggle A Lot. And That Makes Me Feel Safer, And It's Because He Thinks I'm More Fragile Than Him.
Mark Wants Me To Be Very Careful And Safe, Let's Just Say: He Straps Pillows To My Butt In Case A Fall Down On It!
And He's Always Saying Something That Requires Safety And Or An I Love You. Apart From Both, Mark Always Tells Me To Not Break Your Head Open On The Toilet Lid While Getting Out Of The Shower!
Cuz He Wants Me To Always Stay Alert. I Don't Really Think Mark Would Be Overprotective Of Me, Because I Might Get Hurt.
And He Likes To Tease And Baby Me, Because I'm Younger Than Him By One Year. I Keep Blushing And Telling Him To Stop While I Giggle. We Always Like Playing Mortal Kombat X Together, But I Would Win Most Of The Time. Okay, Back To The Cuddling Part.
When Mark And I Start Spooning, He's Always A Big Spoon And I'm A Little One. I Try To Be A Big Spoon, But I'd Just Get Tired And Sleep. Mark Always Has To Clean Me When I Get A Little Messy, Like, I Can Do It Myself! But He Says That:
I'm Cleaning You. And I Don't Want You To Clean Yourself! And Then He Gives Me A Bath.
Like, I Always Try And Avoid Him By Scurrying All Over The House, And I Giggle Loudly When I Hide. And Then He Finds Me. So, When I Sleep I Can Have Some Nightmares... Maybe A Lot.
And I Would Get Woken Up By Mark. He Would Sooth Me And Make Me Quiet, And He Tells Me That He's Just Across The Hall.
And He Would Leave The Door Open Just A Crack And Turn On The Hall Light. And It Was Always Nice To Have Him Close By..."
The Audience Applauded Jack As He Hugged Mark In The Seat Next To Him, "Most Of Things You Said Were True!" Mark Laughed.
Jack Did Have Someone Close By... And He Loved Him.