by Senpoitato

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your crush will be married,
But not to you.

They are fantasies,
You're an awful reality.
Here's my piece of advice
Eat this krabby patty.

You dream about them,
They fucked up your brain.
With just one smirk from them.
You're like tied in chain.

Your heads at the sky
And you just said "HI" .
But he/she didn't notice you
So die.

Yes your brain is corrupt
And your thoughts get abrupt
Because all of those daydreaming
Is making you lose your breathing.

LOL I'm only kidding,
Yes you can marry your crush.
Oh no i'm sorry, wrong sent
Shut up. Just. Hush. Hush.

Life is so unfair
Life is so hard
Who wanna join me
And jump on a boulevard.

He's hot.
Some chicks are  hot
His ideal is super hot
But YAY! You're not.

You have to wake up
Imma slap you if you dont
Imma slap you till you die
Because, APPLE PIE!

Stop saying you're not pretty
Stop saying you're a potato
Because the truth is, darling,
Youre one hot potato.

There are many guys who like you
Stop fantasizing about him
Because if you two are destined
LOL JK chances not even slim.

You're pretty.
You're just pre debut.
I swear, you're beautiful.
Prettiest monkey in the zoo.

No just kidding,
I'm just making you laugh,
Because seeing you smile
Reminds me of a giraffe.

Nah, just kidding.
Sorry I can't be serious
I'm just cheering you up
Isn't it obvious.

Because I'm lucky you can't see me
I'm not John Cena, but maybe
Because if you do see me right now
Then imma be writing my last vows..

Okay I'm going to be serious
No jokes, no malicious.
Isn't your bias so delicious?
Dammit! My mind's so hideous.

Really, this time I'm serious.
Because I felt I'm annoying you.
You are really beautiful,
And it's your bias fault he didnt notice you.

Make them as your inspiration
Make them your motivation
Because the real dedication
Is to stop the delusion.

You're a beautiful creature
Yes, might be a potato
But inside that potato
Is a beautiful glow show.

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Your crush will be married,
And it might be to you.

But if your crush don't like you
Because you're only being yourself.
Well baby you should leave
And love yourself.