"Fair suck of the sav!" Jade exclaimed, although I'm not sure what she said constituted anything remotely in the English language. "Please tell me you two are together."

Nicholas and I both glanced at each other as Jade began to coo.

"Are you going to pash now?" Jade said, her eyebrows wiggling.

"Jade," Nicholas warned. "Enough of that talk."

"It's not like they understand," Jade said defensively. 

"To pash," Miles interjected when he and Will sidled up.

"Means to kiss," Will spoke.

"Well, " Jade said, turning her gaze back to Nicholas and I. "As long as there's no rooting tonight, I ship this."

"To root," Miles said.

"Means to have sex," Will neatly translated before his and Miles' eye widen.

"Now, listen here," both boys began...