Will-

- hates the Planetarium.

- tells terrible jokes.

- has zero concept of time and is always late.

- has an annoying laugh.

- thinks a romantic date is going to Nando's on a Thursday night.

- likes trance music.

- burps loudly and doesn't apologise after

- always makes a mess in our kitchen and he never cleans up after himself.

- thinks Pride and Prejudice is a con.

- shouts at rugby games on the TV, like the ref and the players could hear him.

He's currently shouting at the rugby ref, although we're actually at the London Rebels stadium, and not at home on the couch.

He's also doing burping loudly too.

I wrinkle my nose at both traits.

"Not so attractive now you know what he's really like," Miles whispered into my ear. "Is he?"

"Definitely not," I say, gagging when Will burps again. "Gosh, he's like the missing link between apes and humans. Disgusting."