" Alexander Hamilton? More like Alexander hot-damn-ilton! Am I right ladies? " - Probably John Laurens 

Honestly I'm having a Hamilton spasm

Like

hamilton is such a perfect name

listening to your favorite song? JAMilton.

is it thanksgiving? YAMilton.

see someone cute? DAMNilton.

got back from the gym? hamilTONED.

playing basketball? SLAMilton

gotta carry something heavy? it weighs a hamilTON.

annoyed with someone? hamilDONE.

Help me

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT HAMILTON ATE HIS TWIN

No one was in the womb where it happened

HAHAHAH

Poor Ham

What A. Ham says: "It's quiet uptown"What A. Ham means: "Good lord guys I'm kinda mourning the death of my son here can you leave me alone for like 2.5 more seconds? Please and thank you.