WARNING: HORNY SPACE TURTLE

Zarkon just got to him and Elara's shared chambers after a hectic day. She had to help out Cressida with Helthena, Farah, and Koltor, they were being brats. Elara was already in bed, in a comfortable nightgown, the kids tired her out quickly, once again.

"My gods you look awful..." Elara silently gasped.

"I am so quiznacking tired of this quiznacking war..." Zarkon said.

"Trust me we all are." She said.

"Honerva clearly isn't." Zarkon growled, he went to get ready for bed in the private restroom, still venting.

"She's just a miserable rat, mad that her own son hates her for abandoning him the moment he was born." Elara said.

"My thoughts exactly!" Zarkon said.

"We all despise her and hate the fact that she still breathes. Or does she?" Elara said.

"At this point no. She's that malicious and evil that she lives without breathing!" Zarkon said.

"Well at least you aren't the first one on her hit list." Elara sighed.

"She isn't going to lay a finger, talon, claw, or whatever she's got on you." Zarkon growled.

"I'm not letting myself be ended by a bag of bones." Elara said seriously.

Zarkon get into bed and would not stop ranting.

"If she goes near the young ones it's a death sentence." Zarkon said.

"Please! The moment I see her the only thing I want to do is serve her a death penalty." Elara said with a scoff.

"Don't we all?" Zarkon sighed.

"Yes, yes we do." Elara said.

"I need a hug. Please?" Zarkon asked, puppy dog eyes activated.

"You don't really have to ask you know-"

Zarkon wasted no time and yanked the lady onto his lap and into his arms.

"That hurt a lot ya know?" She hissed.

"Sorry not sorry." Zarkon snickered.

"I will make you sorry." She growled.

"Now, now, let's not get too violent." Zarkon said.

"Look who's talking." She huffed.

"Are you always going to be this grumpy?" He asked.

"Yes." She said.

"You need to stop." He said seriously.

"Or what?" She sassed.

"I won't talk to you for the rest of the week." He said.

"Oh..." She squeaked.

"Are you gonna stop?" Zarkon asked.

"Yes." She huffed.

"Good girl." He snickered.

"I'm not an animal." She hissed angrily.

"You know what I mean by good girl." He said, chuckling evilly.

"You really do disgust me sometimes." She sighed and chuckled.

After a while of cuddling, Elara was nearly asleep when she felt two certain somethings poke her thighs.

"Zarkon?" She said

"Yes?" He replied.

"Your friends woke up." She chuckled.

"Damn it." He growled.

"This is like the fifth time this week." She laughed.

"Leave me alone ok, I can't help it." Zarkon mumbled angrily.

"Oh leave you alone? So I don't have to help. Ok goodnight." She said, hopping away from him and laid in her spot in bed to get some sleep.

"Damn you woman..." Zarkon mumbled angrily.

She laughed as she buried her face in a pillow.

"So you're still awake? Uno reverse card bitch!" Zarkon said and yanked her over. A lot happened that night.

Hours later-

"I recommend you see Ulaz in a month or two." Zarkon said. Space kitty laid on top of him after many rounds of assisting him.

"No need." Elara tiredly sighed.

"Huh?" Zarkon asked, his eyes wide.

"I may or may not have gotten my uterus removed already." She said.

"ARE YOU BLOODY INSANE?!" Zarkon shrieked.

"It's a joke relax!" She hissed.

"Oh thank gods... Don't do that to me." He sighed in relief.

"I'm on a marvelous called birth control." She said.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"