Young love
Sobs could be heard echoing in the Galra Ship's hall. Sobs that could only be coming from Lance. Elara and Zarkon grew annoyed by it and checked up on him.
"Fuck you bitch!" Lance sang as he cried.
"Pardon?" Elara asked.
"YOU BROKE MY HEART!" He sobbed again.
"Um.... what is wrong with you?" Zarkon asked.
"ALLURA CHOSE PRINCE LOVELY LOCKS OVER ME AND CALLED ME A PERVERT! IT HURTS!" Lance shrieked.
"Ah young love... I don't get it...." Elara said.
"Neither do I." Zarkon sighed
"OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T! YOU'RE MEGA BOOMERS!" Lance sobbed.
"Human teenagers are horribly emotionally unstable..." Elara said.
"YES! YES I AM. NOW LET ME CRY!" Lance hollered as he played the music again.
"I'm not going to lie... this song makes me feel very happy for some reason." Zarkon said.
"Same. Probably because we've both divorced from complete assholes." Elara said.
"FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU BROKE MY HEART!" Lance screamed.
"The nostalgia I feel right now is unbelievable." Elara sighed as she looked over at Zarkon and saw tears in his eyes.
"FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU BROKE MY HEART!" Zarkon sobbed, obviously referring to Bitchnerva. Elara got flashbacks of when she was with Razor and joined in the emotional breakdown.
Two hours later-
"Ah... what the hell?" Sendak said as he walked into Zarkon, Elara, and Lance singing and sobbing their hearts out.
"FUCK YOU BITCH!"
"If you wanted me to leave and you could've just said so..." Sendak sniffled.
"YOU BROKE MY HEART!"
"Ok what..." Sendak mumbled.
"FUCK YOUR FRIENDS FOR TEARING US APART!" Lance screamed.
"I HATE YOU GUYS TOO! YOU KNOW IM INSECURE ABOUT MY ONE EYE AND ONE ARM!" Sendak blurted.
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"You are?" Elara, Zarkon, and Lance questioned as they immediately stopped crying and singing.
"What? No! YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!"
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