Razor, the Central Command Ship's most hated inhabitant was walking to his chambers when he heard something very disturbing going between Empress Sassy pants and Emperor Space turtle.

"Ow stop it that hurts!" Elara whined.

"What do mean it hurts? You've been through this so many times you should be used to it by now!" Zarkon said.

"It's been a while!" She growled.

"How do you always get yourself into this situation! I always end up scratched up because of you now please hold still woman!" Zarkon said. Elara yowled in pain.

"You're supposed to pull it out not in you idiot!" Elara hissed.

By now Razor was on the verge of committing and crying.

"It really in there isn't it?" Zarkon huffed.

"Yes, yes it is and it's very painful now please. Get. It. Out. Now." Elara growled.

"I can't say it won't hurt." Zarkon said carefully.

"No, no, no, no this can't be happening." Razor said.

"Just make it quick please, I can take it." Elara said.

"Ok try not to hurt me." Zarkon said. Moments later Elara squealed in pain but sighed in relief.

"That was very helpful." Elara huffed.

"DEAR GODS NO!" Razor was heard screaming.

"What the hell was that?" Zarkon asked.

"My delusional ex... He probably saw a mouse or something. Thank you for getting that damn splinter out" Elara said as she looked at pinky finger where there was a tiny red dot.

"Please be careful. You're an angel until you get hurt." Zarkon said as he pointed his bloody hand which Elara had scratched by accident.

"Oh.... Sorry... You should get the taken care of." Elara said apologetically. Zarkon nodded and headed to the medbay. Once she was alone she laughed.

"No I'm not... I'd do it again." She laughed but then Sendak came in.

"Can you guys keep it down with the child making? I'm trying to sleep." Sendak huffed.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Elara questioned. Sendak then realised it was just Elara in the room.

"Weren't you two just you know?" Sendak asked.

"What? No! I just had a splinter." Elara said.

"Oh sorry..." Sendak said awkwardly as he left leaving his sister with her thought.

"What the hell is wrong with people?"