"I've never felt like such an idiot..." Zarkon mumbled as Elara rolled her eyes as they talked in one the of the many palace hallways.

"Really? I thought we went over this already. You can be an idiot and many many times." Elara said.

"Wow I'm so loved..." Zarkon huffed.

"No you are, I'm just brutally honest." She chuckled.

"So what's his problem?" Sendak asked, approaching the two after hearing Zarkon lowkey degrade himself.

"Zarkon was today years old when he realized that a certain blue paladin who's been deceased for 10,000 years had no intention of getting with me." Elara explained.

"Blaytz?" Sendak asked. Elara rolled her eyes as she nodded.

"I've been duped..." Zarkon said.

"He likes men. He was literally courting a former servant." Sendak said.

"What?" Zarkon gasped.

"My gods how oblivious were you?" Sendak snickered.

"It has to fund so I don't really blame him... Blaytz's little comments and pick up lines did make it seem legit. See what happened was..." Elara started.

Ten thousand years ago-

Elara had given birth to Bellatrix about two weeks ago and her baby bump seems to have gone away completely. The woman snapped back like a rubber band. Today Elara, Zarkon, and Blaytz were discussing diplomatic matters about Nalquod and Daibazaal, Blaytz was feeling mischievous and decided to screw Zarkon all the way over.

"Well look who's back from taking care of a newborn with an hourglass figure." He said.

Zarkon immediately sent an angry glare to Blaytz who brushed it off like nothing, he liked being mischievous, his favorite target was one who could end him like flipping a light switch.

"Thanks you, I thought this was serious business. I never expected you to say that, or anything like that." She said awkwardly.

"Surprise shawtyyy!" Blaytz said, wiggling his non-existent eyebrows.

"Watch it Blaytz." Zarkon warned.

"I'm joking Zarkon, no need to be so possessive." Blaytz snickered.

"Your joke isn't funny." Zarkon snapped.

"Should we just get down to business now?" Elara pleaded.

"Of course." Zarkon said, relaxing a little.

"Absolutely... What kind of business?" Blaytz flirted.

Zarkon's patience was like his own father... GONE.

"YOU LITTLE TWAT!" He roared and lunged at him.

"Oh my gods, Zarkon don't hurt him!" Elara yelped and quickly got between the two and tried to push Zarkon away from Blaytz.

"ELARA I ADORE YOU BUT GET OUT OF MY WAY HE'S GOING TO LEARN THE HARD WAY!" Zarkon growled.

"Aww how touching!" Blaytz cooed.

"SHUT UP!" The Galran couple hissed at him.

"Angel... I thought you were helping me..." Blaytz pouted.

"HEY! ONLY I CALL HER THAT!" Zarkon snarled.

"Not anymore!" Blaytz snickered wickedly.

His snickering got dead silent Zarkon whipped out his mace. His eyes went wide and his face went pale.

"Oh poop..." He gasped and took off.

"GET BACK BACK YOU CHEAP SPACE MALL VERSION OF AN AVATAR! YOU'RE ON MY TURF AND I COMMAND YOU!!" Zarkon roared, taking off after Blaytz.

Elara groaned and walked of the room to make sure Blaytz is massacred. She ended up pulling a muscle in the efforts to pull Zarkon away from Blaytz. Yikes.

Current time-

"The fuck?!" Sendak said when his sister finished the brief story.

"Yeah that happened." Elara sighed.

"Indeed. I was so close..." Zarkon mumbled.

"Yes you were. Too close." Elara said.

Sendak knew his sister and best friend are happily married but this is unbelievable. Their love life astounded him.

"Are you two a lovely couple..." he mumbled. The two spoke at the same exact time.

"Thank you Send-idiot!"

"Damn it..."