Keith and Bellatrix's wedding was approaching and everyone in the family was heading to earth. Since there was not to do since Zarkon had left Ranveig in charge of Daibazaal they'd all spend the days chatting and Zarkon and Sendak have returned to the pick up line contest, it's a miracle that all the kids slept late last night and are still sleeping.

"Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me." Sendak said, Cressida giggled a little.

"Bleh." Zarkon mumbled.

"You go then." Sendak scoffed.

"With pleasure." Zarkon said and turned to the space kitty.

"Oh gods..." she sighed.

"Are you lost ma'am? Heaven is a long way from here." He said, smirking.

"Wow..." Elara squeaked.

"Damn..." Kolivan gasped.

"That was pretty good." Krolia said.

"So this is why I'm lonely." Antok said.

"You're lonely because you're you." Regris chuckled.

"Regris don't dig yourself a hole that you can't get out of." Ulaz said.

"Anyway! My turn!" Sendak interjected.

"Oh no..." Cressida sighed.

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction." Sendak purred.

Every woman in the room started laughing their asses off.

"Now I see where we're related." Elara said, continuing to laugh.

"Ok, ok. My turn everyone hush." Zarkon scoffed.

"Oh dear..." Elara sighed.

"I would take you to the movies but they don't allow snacks." He said.

"Wow." Elara gasped.

"Pretty good but you can't beat this.... Let's play Carpenter, first we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you." Sendak said to Cressida who squealed her head off.

"DAMN!" Everyone but Zarkon said in shock. Zarkon and Kolivan had a little plan though.

"Zarkon truth or Dare?" Kolivan asked.

"Dare of course." Zarkon said.

"I dare you to fart with your scary wife." Kolivan snickered.

"No need to tell mr twice.  Zarkon replied, turning to Elara.

"You remind of the 20 letters in the alphabet." He said, grinning widely.

"There's 26 letters in the alphabet!" Thace interjected.

"Silly me how could I forget U R A Q T." Zarkon continued, Elara was already shedding tears as she laughed.

"Smooth." Regris snickered.

"No no no! Hell no! That's on 25! You still missing one! You can't count!" Thace shouted.

"Oh I'm sorry! Silly me! You can get that D later." Zarkon finished.

"OH MY SHIT!" Elara squealed at the top of her lungs.

"NO LIKE ITS GOING TO DO ANYTHING ANYWAY!" Thace screeched.

Later on in the day Thace may or may not have walked into the royal duo making out in lounge room. That night was a very eventful one for the two and poor Thace was left crippled by not so nice flashbacks.