Pestering Sendak
Sendak was talking to Elara and Zarkon about advice on parenthood in the mess hall because he was terrified about becoming a father.
"Both you and Cressida should get the hang of it after a couple of weeks." Elara said.
"Newborns aren't easy to deal with but it will get easier as you start to memorize their behavior." Zarkon chimed in.
"How do I know when to take a break? I don't want to take a break and feel guilty about stepping away from the kit." Sendak said.
"Breaks are important, every parent needs them. When you put the kit down for a nap, you can take a breather without feeling guilty." Elara said.
"The guilt was unbelievable with Bellatrix for a couple of days." Zarkon added.
"But you already had Lotor no?" Sendak asked.
"Correct but he spent most of the time with Dayak so when Bellatrix was born I felt the pressure." Zarkon explained.
"Oh. Well now that all that's cleared up, I have come to the conclusion that alone time will never ever be the same again." Sendak sighed.
"Never." Elara said.
"Ever." Zarkon said.
"Then how the hell do you have four kids and another on the way?" Sendak asked.
"We have our ways." Zarkon replied.
"It's called being smart." Elara said.
"Yeah clearly. There's also something called birth control." Sendak said.
"Oh I was on it because we talked about being done with having kids but no, next thing I know, I'm dry heaving at 2am and obsessively eating, because your wife is a traitorous snitch and Bellatrix gifted me this for Koltor to wear." Elara said, pulling an image on her holopad.
"I feel attacked..." Zarkon said.
"This is a violation to the boys. Zarkon I'm kicking you out of the squad." Sendak said.
Elara laughed at Zarkon's 'hold could you?' face. She couldn't stop herself because of the hormones. Sendak noticed something off about her.
"What's that on your neck?" Sendak asked, squinting his eyes.
"It's a spider bite that I got a couple weeks ago." Elara said. Zarkon smirked a little.
"Oh ok." Sendak said.
"You should start calling me Spider-Man now." Zarkon snickered.
"You two are foul..." Sendak said.
"No we're not." Elara huffed.
"Thank you." Zarkon said.
"I gotta go..." Sendak gaged and ran out of the room.
"That was truly evil Sir Spider-Man." Elara chuckled.
"I did it on purpose Madame Black Widow." Zarkon said, grinning widely.
"I like that. I like that a lot." Elara laughed.
"How so?" Zarkon asked.
"Because I look fabulous but I can kill of course." Elara said. Zarkon's jaw practically hit the floor.
"I think I'm in love..."
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