Cressida and Elara walked into the north wing lounge room for the daily lady talk and stumbled upon Zarkon and Sendak arguing. The two men caught sight of their significant others and stared at them.

"South wing lounge?" Elara asked.

"Yeah." Cressida said and as they were about walk out they were yeeted onto lounge couches and landed next to their significant others.

"Explain now or else." Elara commanded, already getting annoyed.

"Sendak thinks he has better pick up lines!" Zarkon growled as he glared at him.

"Not gonna lie, he probably does. You aren't the pick up line type." Elara admitted.

"Excuse me I never had to use pick up lines with you, and you're a little intimidating so I wasn't about to risk life itself." Zarkon said.

"Well then, he probably doesn't have any." Sendak snickered.

"Oh it's on." Zarkon snarled.

"Fine! Me first!" Sendak said and turned to his lady Cressida.

"Oh gods..." Elara sighed.

"I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours." Sendak said, charmingly grinning at Cressida, who laughed.

"Aren't you already?" Zarkon asked, Elara chuckled at her brother's angered face.

"Just your turn Steroid Oogway." Sendak growled. Zarkon turned to Elara who was already trying not to laugh.

"Is your mother's name practice because she made perfect." Zarkon said and Elara's jaw dropped.

"You can't lie. That was some smooth shit." Cressida said.

"My turn again! Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type." Sendak purred.

"Yikes." Elara scoffed.

"No." Cressida cringed.

"My turn.I thought ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 starts with H. But why does mine starts with U?" Zarkon said.

"Why couldn't you have used these lines sooner?" Elara asked as she laughed her ass off.

"Damn it..." Sendak growled.

"Your turn." Zarkon snickered.

"You got to be tired, because you've been running around my mind all day." Sendak said.

"Not bad." Cressida said.

"Go ahead Oogway." Sendak grinned at Zarkon who was grinning, his next one was about to take the cake.

"I like your legs. What time do they open?" Zarkon purred. Elara's hand flew to her mouth and was breathing rapidly, thinking she misheard him.

"WHAT?!" She squealed.

"That one won. I'm sorry Sendak, but that was incredible." Cressida admitted.

"Fine... but which one of you ladies has a better pick up line?" Sendak asked.

"Please obviously me." Cressida scoffed.

"Ha! Go ahead and try!" Elara laughed. Cressida scoffed and turned to Sendak.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the one you need." Cressida said. Sendak nodded proudly. Zarkon and Elara laughed.

"Just go madame purple killer kitty." Cressida said. Elara grinned mischievously and turned to Zarkon.

"Call me Ariana Grande because I will be switching positions for you." Elara purred.

"Yup we're leaving right now, I need proof." Zarkon said. Cressida and Sendak were expecting her to protest.

"Ok." Elara said. The two gasped.

"WHAT?!"