If you don't like the pictures I don't know what to tell you, I'm cracking myself up with these things.
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"That was not funny."

"Yes it was." Elara snickered deviousl, giggling to herself from the bed as she got ready for some sleep.

"I nearly wet myself..." Zarkon shuddered.

"Nearly? I guess I'll have to try harder next time." She said.

"What sucks in this situation is that I'm stuck with you." Zarkon said.

"I know I'm stuck with you too, it's quite a tragedy." She sighed.

"What was that?" She asked.

"Nothing! Get some rest! The dogs can have my spot! I still have a little work to do!" Zarkon said.

"Oh really? Finally!" Elara said happily, as if on cue, the dogs ran in and the massive one and a half year old Great Danes leaped onto the bed and got comfortable.

"I'm sleeping in the lounge room tonight..." Zarkon mumbled angrily.

"Oh... what a shame... I was going to make it up to you, to apologize but I guess not." She teased.

"Wait what?" Zarkon asked, his head snapping in her direction.

"You said you had work to do so I guess you don't have the time." Elara said innocently.

"Do you remember who runs this place? I do. A little break wouldn't hurt." Zarkon said.

"You really should get your work done." She said, getting a little nervous.

"Nope, I've made up my mind." Zarkon said deviously.

Elara started swearing at herself in her head as Zarkon shoo'd Virgo and Scorpio out of the room, shut the doors, and locked those bitches.

'Really Elara? You dumb bitch! You know better than to tease him like that, what in the hell is wrong with you? He's ten feet tall, you're seven and a half feet tall, he can carry you like a fucking pillow. FACE THE CONSEQUENCES NOW BITCH!'

Next day-

All the adults were eating breakfast since the kids were all still asleep and Sendak was pissed because he ZERO sleep last night.

"You two just can't stay quiet can't you?" He hissed.

"Neither can you sometimes." Elara snapped.

"And by the sound of it somebody doesn't last very long." Zarkon said.

Everyone gasped in shock of Zarkon's wicked insult.

"Damn..." Krolia whispered.

"Kill me now..." Cressida mumbled.

"Listen here bitch! At least I try to let other people sleep!" Sendak snapped.

"No you don't." Cressida said.

"Shhh!" Sendak shushed.

"Sorry..." Cressida mumbled in annoyance.

"Elara! Control your man!" Sendak snarled.

"Why would I do that? This is utterly hilarious." Elara snickered.

"Elara... he's your brother." Cressida said.

"I know. I'm well aware. But this is far too amusing." Elara said, trying her best to keep her cool.

"Am I wrong though?" Zarkon asked.

"Shut up windbag." Sendak said under his breath.

He didn't notice Cressida shaking her to Zarkon's question until Elara and Zarkon bursted into a fit of laughter. Sendak stormed out in a fit of rage and Cressida followed, as soon as they left everyone laughed their asses off.