The blades were beyond confused when they Thace run into the Mess Hall in tears.

"Are you alri-"

"NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT!" Thace yelled, cutting Kolivan off.

"What's wrong? You look like you've seeing a ghost." Krolia asked.

"After that little pick up line contest, we all left except for Zarkon and Elara, hold onto that thought, I can't find my holopad because I left it in the lounge room so I go back to go get it and I see the horrific thing ever. The old ass space turtle and the drop dead gorgeous space panther, her figure is pretty nice too, making out like there was no tomorrow, they didn't even know I was there!" Thace ranted.

"Do you want to sit down?" Krolia asked, standing up out of her seat.

"Sure..." Thace said and sat down.

"Just let it out, spill the trauma." Ulaz said.

"Gladly. I leave the lounge room and I retreat back to my room and waiting at least a couple minutes because nobody makes out for that long, after waiting I go back and I was wrong. However this time they were not making out anymore. Zarkon was railing the life out of her! I swear I thought she was dying, because that's what it sounded like. The man saw me and let out a growl I have never heard before and I hope I never hear anything like that again." Thace explained.

"Oh my gods..." Regris gasped.

"It was bloody traumatizing." Thace shuddered.

"You've been through a lot." Antok said.

"Oh no..." Kolivan said, noticing the lovely married couple was standing at the doors.

"You didn't tell anyone did you?" Zarkon asked.

"You guys should really do that somewhere private." Regris blurted out.

"REGRIS!" The blades screamed at him.

"Regris... What exactly did he say?" Zarkon asked.

"His exact words were at first were 'I see the horrific thing ever. The old ass space turtle and the drop dead gorgeous space panther, her figure is pretty nice too, making out like there was no tomorrow,' and then he said 'However this time they were not making out anymore. Zarkon was railing the life out of her! I swear I thought she was dying, because that's what she sounds like.'" Regris said.

"I'm sorry, he said what about Elara?" Zarkon asked, his right eye twitching.

"He said 'drop dead gorgeous space panther, her figure is pretty nice too'" Regris said. Krolia covered Regris's mouth.

"Damn it Regris!" Thace growled.

"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" Zarkon roared and lunged at Thace but thankfully Elara felt like being nice today and held him back to prevent a murder.

"What did we say about murder?" She asked.

"No murder unless all other options have been used." Zarkon replied, pouting like a three year old.

"You marriage is confusing and scary." Antok said.

"It's really not." Zarkon said.

"Sure..." All the blades said sarcastically.

"Anyway Thace keep your mouth shut ok?" Elara chimed in.

"Keep it shut and you'll live a peaceful life. If not I will make your life hell. Understood?" Zarkon asked.

"Yes...."