IF YOU ARE BELOW THE AGE OF 16 BE GONE NOW YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE, BEWARE OF THE KINKY ALIENS
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It was the day after Valentine's Day and Sendak was MISERABLE. On the morning after breakfast he kept Elara and Zarkon in the mess hall for some reason. Zarkon was about to ask what his deal was until the rant started.

"Sendak what is your probl-"

"SO IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU TWO DONT KNOW HOW TO BE QUIET!" Sendak screeched.

"Huh?" They both asked.

"YOU TWO FUCK WAY TOO MUCH!" He continued to lecture.

"You're kidding right?" Elara chuckled.

"Clearly it's a joke because we are always busy and at night we're very, very, very tired. There's no energy left in us for 'night time activities.'" Zarkon said.

"Oh thank goodness I really thoug-" Sendak was cut off by Zarkon.

"However. Last night was most definitely us." Zarkon continued.

"Oh... DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO GET SLEEP LAST NIGHT?" Sendak ranted again.

"Did you put a pillow over your head?" Elara asked.

"YES I DID BUT IT WAS STILL REALLY HARD TO SLEEP BECAUSE WHILE I COULD HEAR WAS MY SISTER GETTING RAILED BY MY BEST FRIEND OF 10,000 FUCKING YEARS!" Sendak screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Well sorry..." Elara said awkwardly.

"YOU ARE NOT SORRY. THE WORST THING ABOUT IT IS THAT I CAN TELL WHO'S PUTTING IN MOST WORK BY HOW IT SOUNDS NOW! THAT'S HOW OFTEN I HEAR THAT SHIT!" He screamed  non stop.

"I'm a good one aren't I?" Zarkon said, smirking.

"THIS IS SERIOUS ZARKON!" Sendak yelled.

"So am I." Zarkon said.

"Can I leave now?" Elara chimed in.

"NO!" Sendak snapped.

"And why not?" Elara hissed.

"Because I said so!" Sendak said.

"Since when does she take orders from you?" Zarkon asked.

"Since right no-"

"Never." Elara said, cutting off her brother.

"You know what's really disturbing?" Sendak asked.

Elara and Zarkon shared a look, rolled their eyes then looked at Sendak.

"THE FACT I NOW KNOW THAT YOUR KIDS AREN'T THE ONLY ONES CALLING ZARKON DADDY!" Sendak screamed at them.

Their jaws dropped, they looked at each other and started laughing their asses off.

"DISGUSTING!" Sendak spat.

These two sinister those decided to mess with Sendak to make him run out of the mess hall in tears of disgust.

"This was a lovely conversation but I think it's best you get back to the children before they wake up alright rider?" Zarkon said to Elara as they both stood up.

"RIDER?!" Sendak squealed in disgust.

"Of course Romeo." She purred, they gave the final blow of disgust for Sendak when she ran her tail under his chin and gave him bedroom eyes before leaving the room, when she was really standing outside the door so she could watch Sendak run out.

"YOU TWO ARE REVOLTING!" Sendak sobbed and ran for the hills. Zarkon came out of the room and high five'd the space kitty laughing subtly.

"We are devious..."