THIS MENTIONS HER PAST TRAUMA IF YOU'RE NOT READY FOR IT DON'T READ IT YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
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"I am such a nice person. What are you guys talking about?" Elara snapped.

"No you're not." Sendak said.

"You're scary as hell." Zarkon admitted.

"Bullshit..." Elara mumbled.

"To prove our point we've written down every single threat and snarky comment you've said." Sendak said.

"I'll start." Zarkon said. He didn't send back started reciting her threats one by one, back and forth.

'Sendak I swear if you don't leave me alone, I'll tie you up to the end of an ion cannon and blast you into smithereens.'

'If you don't leave me alone I'm ripping out your spine and letting Venus floss her fangs with it.'

'Keep testing my patience end of lovely shiny eyes of yours will be in a jar next to my dagger.'

'Continue to push my buttons and you'll never have a wink of sleep ever again.'

'Zarkon if you do not get your hands off my hips immediately you won't have hands or arms, you'll be in Sendak's position but worse.'

'Thace, as much of a good friend you are nothing will ever happen, You will forever be a friend just a friend and if you don't leave me alone in the next 5 seconds you'll be like Honerva, a deceased waste of oxygen.'

'I cannot handle any of the men in this palace anymore I might as well just go on a violent rampage against you all regardless if we're related, married, or good friends.'

'You all call me a murderous she devil, would you like for me to prove your point?'

'I don't know how I've gone through 10,000 years without making myself a widow.'

'Sendak, I'm about to throw you into the gladiator pit with every single beast we have, do not test me, You think you're a big shot until you get yourself into situations like that.'

'I'm debating on doing what I did for the therapy at the Galaxy Garrison. Taking every single person that has ever done me wrong in any shape or form and burning them.'

'Why is it that out of all the people in this palace I'm the one you all choose to infuriate?'

'I've never threatened my children because from majority of them it took me a ridiculous amount of hours to bring them into the world I didn't go through that for nothing.'

'You think you can hurt me? I've had one miscarriage, abused, lost my first couple of best friends to my psycho significant other, I was forced to fight my stepson's biological mother, I nearly divorced three times, and I've popped out five children.'

'Do you think the guards would try to stop me if I lunged at Zarkon right now?'

'Sendak you're incredibly lucky that we come from the same parents, If we didn't you wouldn't be alive right now.'

"Razor and Carina are testing my patience in ways nobody has ever imagined. If I kill them now, burn their bodies, and launch their ashes out of an airlock do you think I'd ever be suspected?'

"Wow I'm bad..." Elara mumbled.

"Very." Sendak said.

"It's undeniable." Zarkon said.

"Your point has been made and now leave me alone before you have to add another thing onto that list. And you too maybe added on to an obituary."

The two men then proceeded to bolt out of the room and avoid her for the whole day, Zarkon refused to get into bed until he was absolutely sure she was asleep, he managed to save his ass.