WentzIsWack~ I LEAVE A HOUSE FULL OF ADULTS FOR A FEW MINUTES TO GET BREAKFAST AND I COME BACK TO MY HUSBAND & FRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL WHAT THE F U C K

Smiththemyth~ at least Patrick was responsible?

WentzIsWack~ HE'S HURT

PuppyRoss~ Spencer drove!

Smiththemyth~ Patrick only had minor cuts, nothing went too deep, they're just patching him up for good measure.

BadWolfBreezy~ I'm so sorry we didn't wake up to help 😳

Smiththemyth~ I mean, I was in the same room as the incident and I didn't wake up

DallontheDad~ we're all terrible adults

BeeboBaggins~ where do I turn in my resignation?

ThatWay~ I wish

UndeadIero~ wait, you guys murdered Patrick and Jon?

WentzIsWack~ FCKKNH

TotheMAX~ I think he's having a heart attack

TotheMAX~ I mean, not really but

PuppyRoss~ how's Jon?

Smiththemyth~ he's temporarily lost the use of his jerking off hand

ThisWay~ what a tragedy

PuppyRoss~ hey, that's what he has you for (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GaylyWilliams~ AHAHA HOLY SHIT

GaylyWilliams~ ow type yelling hurts I'm hungover

Gaskbarf~ same... Help...

WentzIsWack~ I just wanted to get everyone breakfast ;-;

PuppyRoss~ you tried

JackSkellington~ we were just sleeping

TheHappyCamper~ nah, we died

UndeadIero~ just like Patrick and Jon

WentzIsWack~ STOP IT