[HAHAHAHA! I AM IN PAIN!!! I DECIDED TO JUST FINISH THE ENTIRE ARC IN 1 CHAPTER! AND THE ENDING SUCKED!
Anyway! I hope you enjoy!]
-Rex

[WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY IS THE SCRIPT SO LONG!? AAAGGGGHHHH]
-The Narrator

LAST TIME ON SEIKEN OF THE FAIRIES! 
Yeah, I know it's been like a Day since the last chapter, but I've been bingeing the Skypiea Arc so you've gotta deal. Narrator's rules. Anyway! 

Last time on Seiken of the Fairies!

Rory: "No! He can’t just be some Delivery Boy! He must be some sort of High Ranking Fairy Tail Wizard! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE A SIMPLE DELIVERY AGENT WAS ABLE TO SHATTER MY MAGIC ARMOR WITHOUT EVEN USING A PROPER SPELL! I’LL TAKE YOU OUT WITH THE FULL POWER OF MY MAGIC!"

The battle in the skies between Rory the Knig- I mean Larper and Y/n Raged onto it's conclusion as Rory's True Magic was revealed, Blast Maker Magic… but going against someone like Y/n, even with magic this powerful he was bound to lose, as he came face to face with Y/n's own magic ability, Tag.

⚡⚡💧Y/n: "Just give up already. I've punched and kicked you so many times that I'm starting to feel bad."

Rory: "Be Quiet! AND DIE FOR THE SUB-ZERO EMPEROR! 
BLAST MAKE: 
DEMONCORE!"

As Rory pulled out his ultimate attack… it easily backfired...

Rory: "N-NONONONO! ONCE THE DEMON CORE SPELL IS STARTED IT CAN'T BE STOPPED! I'LL DIE! H-HELP ME!"

💧Y/n: "... You're damn lucky y'know that… If Rekka didn't start bitching for me to save your ass, then you'd be blowing up along with that needle."

*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

With Rory's defeat the battle between Levy and Lonnie took a Dark Twist as Kurayami revealed his Semi Human Form, Jakku!

Jakku: 
"now we're on Equal Ground… and you know what that means? It means that when I'm done with you, Gun Girl… YOU'RE GONNA BE AFRAID OF YOUR OWN DAMN SHADOW!"

Jakku battled with and distracted Lonnie long enough for Levy to prepare her new and Ultimate Magic.

Levy: "HHHHHYYYYYAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

*SSSHHHHIIIINNNNGGGG!!!*

Lonnie: "... Pfah… Is that all? You stab me with your little Pen? That's your Ultimate Magic? You didn't even draw any blood!"

Levy: "... Yes… I did…"

*Click*

"And pulled the trigger…"

*BANG!*

Levy: "That spell you're affected by now, is called Story God: Fate Writing. Every single word I wrote with this Pen has become what you're fated to do in your life. And with a single Word.  Your life either ends here or not. I've given you enough control over your body to make a choice. Bow down, surrender and Live, or keep standing there, and Die. And don't think I won't. Because when it comes to the few people trying to revive the Demon of Destruction VS how many people that Same Demon is going to kill… 

Then I'll Gladly Take All Of You Down."

With Lonnie quickly surrendering and Natsu finishing off Yuka and Toby in the quickest fight scenes known to this series, that only left Lucy's battle against Sherry… too bad i didn't give enough if a shit to be there while it happened, so let's just catch the tail ending shall we?

After a long exchange of Summoning Spirits having them get possessed by the Annoyance and then having them unsummoned… Lucy then summoned Aquarius, who did what she did best, Be a Bitch! And not only slam Sherry with a Whirlpool, but Lucy aswell as the two were put in a stupid as fuck dizzy cartoon dustcloud fight, yelling at eachother incoherently until Lucy accidentally knocked Sherry out with a Lariat attack… one of her first major fights and it was pure comedy against one of the most annoying characters… Her life kinda sucks…

Lucy: "I can still hear you y'know!"

I feel bad for you so much… Sherry was sadly, only unconscious, as her giant trash rat flew onto the scene to crush her.

Lucy: "Excuse me, what did you just say?"

Angelica: "*TRASH RAT NOISES!*"

Lucy: "BUT I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS JUST ONE OF HER PUPPETS!"

And then her legs stopped working… for plot.

Lucy: "WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME!?"

Hey, I can only change so much about this story, but some stuff is just set in stone. Like this actual Character coming onto the scene.

*GLASHING!*

Angelica: "*PAINED TRASH RAT NOISES!*"

Erza then suddenly appeared on the scene with an oddly sick guitar riff, slashing and UNFORTUNATELY! Not killing the trash rat but knocking it unconscious… ugh, a few inches up the body and to the left and both the rat and Sherry would have died… Angelica doesn't even come back after this, and Sherry's only important again during the Sinister Six Arc I COULD KILL THEM OFF IF I WANTED! BUT I DONT HAVE THAT POWER!... Anyway, Erza's here.

Lucy: "Erza!" :D

Erza: >:l

Erza glared at Lucy with intensity as she stood there, quickly causing Lucy to recoil.

Lucy: "Woah! I forgot… she's mad at us because we broke guild rules and took and S-Class Quest without Permission…"

Ah yes, thank you for that Very Sudden and Useless Recap of the current Plot.

Erza: "Lucy… I assume you know why I'm here, correct?"

Lucy: "To take us back… Promise you won't hurt me?"

Lucy's stupidity echoed, because I wanted her to hear it, as Erza continued to glare in a mass of silence… all the while a guy in a mask, watched from a distance and laughed a bit, showing that he 100% is going to be an antagonist later… anyway, inopportune Happy.

Happy: "Hey I've been looking all over for you! I'm glad you're o-"

Happy somehow saw Lucy before noticing Erza as he left before the battle began and appeared after it ended, solely for the sake of comedy. After a Glare from Erza the cat flew away, only to be caught seconds later.

Erza: "Now where is Natsu?"

Lucy: "Listen. I'm sorry we came here without Permission, but some really awful things are happening on this island! There's this guy and his minions who are trying to revive a Frozen Demon of Destruction! And the island's villagers are suffering because of this magic spell they're using! They've turned into monsters! We just thought… if we were together, we might be able to help them…"

Erza: "None of that is my concern."

Lucy: "... Please Erza let us finish this Job! We can't leave things this-"

*Ssshhhiing!*

Drawing her sword and pointing it at the Blondie, Erza threatened the Celestial Wizard with a powerful glare.

Erza: "I don't think you understand, the Four of you have Betrayed Master Makarov. You'll be lucky if you walk away with your lives."

……..

Lucy thoughts: "Ok! Now I'm scared!"

… I don't know if I should call you brave or stupid… so I'll call you a Fool.

《Timeskip》

The sun had risen back into the sky as the night of battle and demon reviving ended. We see that the Demon Villager had set up a temporary home base outside of their ravaged village with a mass of tents and storage boxes, as they lived out their normal day life.

Grey is seen awakening inside of an odd tent, bandaged up as odd crates and boxes sat around the bed that he laid in. Getting onto his feet the boy walked out of the odd tent, seeing the temporary home and looking around in a mass of confusion.

Grey: "Where… am I?"

Blue Demon Lady: "Oh thank goodness, I'm glad you're away."

A lady said as she walked up to Grey, her left legs still in it's demonic blue form with a horn coming out of her knee.

Grey: "What is this place?"

Blue Demon Lady: "A Storage area that's not too far from the village. Most of it was destroyed during the battles last night, but we decided to stay and set up things here just incase those Villainous Wizards tried attacking us again."

Grey: "The Whole Village? That's horrible…"

Grey said as his head dinged like a Microwave, as memories of Lyon being an idiot replayed In his head for a moment.

Grey thoughts: "They actually went and tried to kill everyone…"

Blue Demon Lady: "You know, it was a miracle, Y/n and his Dragon were here, thanks to those two, that weird green acid didn't kill anyone, and the village came out with a mass of damage from Natsu, Lucy, Levy, Y/n and the Dragon's battle, but nothing that isn't fixable. We should be able to return there once everything's over with."

Grey: "So are they still around here somewhere?"

Blue Demon Lady: "Yes, they wanted me to show you to their tent when you woke up."

Grey: "Which tent?"

Blue Demon Lady: "That big one right over there."

Grey then quickly made his way over to the big tent the demon lady pointed too, only to be shocked at who he found inside…

Erza: "You made me wait. Not smart."

Grey: "ERZA!?"

Sitting on a crate like a Super Villain, Erza glared at Grey, all the while, Lucy and Happy were seen crying as they sat tied on at her side.

Grey: "Why are they tied up?"

The correct question to ask.

Erza: "Lucy's gotten me up to speed with everything that's happened. I thought you and Levy were sent to stop Natsu and these two fools. Not join them and let an innocent bystander get roped into you misdeeds. Needless to say I'm disappointed."

Grey: "Hold on, I didn't let Y/n get kidnapped! If anything Levy did, I was knocked out and dragged along!... also didn't you rope Y/n into the Eisenwald Incident?"

Erza: "THAT WAS MERE COINCIDENCE! We were all headed in the same direction!"

Grey: "Yeah, "Coincidence"... Where are Natsu, Y/n and Levy anyway?"

Erza: "That's what we'd all like to know."

Lucy: "Last we saw them they were fighting with Kurayami against the Sub-Zero Emperor's lackies… but when we went back to where the Village was, there was no sign of any of them. Erza then demanded we take her to you, but we had no idea where you ended up."

Happy: "So I did some scanning from the air, and I found this Storage Area where the Villagers had set up."

Erza: "Ok. We're going to search for Natsu, and Levy, deliver Y/n back home, hope he doesn't sue us, and then we're going back to the Guild."

Grey: "But we can't leave the Island Just Yet! If Lucy filled you in then you know exactly what these villagers are going through right now!"

Erza: "And what would be your point?"

《Meanwhile》

Natsu: "Dangit Y/n! Why didn't you wake us up earlier if you were up already?"

Y/n: "I shouldn't matter all that much…"

Levy: "But, now we have even less time to pull this off…"

Y/n: "Hey, it was Natsu's plan, why don't you get on his case for not waking up sooner?"

Inside of the Jungle once again, Y/n, Levy, wielding her Light Pen, and Natsu, were seen standing infront of the Moon Temple's entrance once again all with different expressions. 

Natsu was excited, with his stupid grin as he punched his hand into his palm.

Levy looked determined, twirling her light pen around in her left hand nervously.

… and Y/n just looked bored, Nagare sheathed in his belt as he held his arms behind his head.

Natsu: "Alright! Plan Anti-Emperor LevAtsu X is a Go!"

Y/n: "...That name sucks…"

Levy: "Yeah, this one time Nothing is better than something."

Natsu: "... Screw you guys…"

《Back with Angry Pants》

Erza: "I came here solely to apprehend these fools for breaking the Rules of the Guild, I'm not interested in anything other than that."

Grey then reacted to this like any normal person with a moral compass.

Grey: "Rules!? Have you even seen what's happened to the people on this Island!?"

Erza: "I have."

Grey: "And you're still just gonna turn you back on them!?

Erza: "Their request is posted in the board of every Guildhall. The villagers would be better served by Wizards who are cleared for S-Class, you are not qualified."

Grey: "How can you be so Heartless!?"

Erza: "... What did you say? Have you chosen to defy the Guild's rules aswell?"

The red headed idiot said with a glare as she pointed her sword at the clearly injured man.

Erza: "You'll face the same punishment."

Grey then did the thing that made me love him and this Arc.

*Grip!* 

Grey then gripped the blade of Erza's sword tightly, drawing blood on the blade as he moved her sword down from his face and towards his Guild Mark, and with a beyond serious look on his face, Grey sent a glare that looked equal to that of Erza's… although his clearly felt much stronger.

Grey: "Do what you must. For me there's no other choice to be made, I can't walk away from what I know is right."

Erza: "!"

Letting go of the Requip Wizard's Sword, Grey then simply walked past Titanidiot, as he went to leave the tent, stopping as he opened the front door flaps.

Grey: "I'm seeing this through to the end, and you can't stop me."

Erza: "!!"

Grey then walked out, as Erza visibly shook a bit at his words… Meanwhile the Comedic Relief Duo stared in awe with their hearts pounding… when suddenly the Scarlet Knight turned towards them with the same glare in her eyes.

Comedic Relief: "AH!"

Lucy: "PLEASEDON'TGETMADATUS! WEDON'THAVEANYCONTROLOVERGREY!"

Happy: "HE'SNOTFEELINGLIKEHIMSELFRIGHTNOWBECAUDEHELOSTAFIGHTTOHISOLDFRIEND!"

*SWI-SWING!*

In a single swift movement, Erza slashed the ropes binding Lucy and Happy, freeing the Duo.

Erza: "These are intolerable… we'll deal with the immediate threats for now…"

Comedic Relief: "THANK YOU!"

Erza: "This doesn't change anything, you're still going to face punishment."

Comedic Relief: "Yes ma'am…"

《Meanwhile》

At the Temple Of The Moon, or Moon Temple or whatever… Lyon was seen sitting on a fucking throne with his arms crossed and his badass clean as fuck cape… I'm jealous, ok! HE'S COOL IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE!... Anyway…

Lyon: "How pathetic, you're the only one still standing, Toby."

The dog boy, and most useless of Lyon's minions, I don't know how or why Lyon had any faith in anyone except maybe Yuka…

Lyon: "Those Fairy Tail wizards, they’re quite impressive…"

Lyon said as a short "new" figure appeared, revealing their form.

"This unfortunate turn of events could put the resurrection of Deliora in jeopardy."

[Zalty] 
[Dis Bitch]
[Dominos Mask Man]

Lyon: "Zalty, you're stealthy as ever."

Zalty: "If all goes as planned then the Demon should awake tonight, but we have to keep an eye on those wizards. If they manage to interrupt the Moon Drip ceremony then Deliora would forever stay entombed in ice. Salamander, Titania, and the Seiken Swordsman are quite powerful, they could easily foil our plans."

Lyon: "As always you seem remarkably well informed. No mind, I can't say I'm worried, those fools may be strong but they're no match for me."

Said every villain who then got completely bitched out.

Zalty: "I was hoping you'd say that, so it's very reassuring, but still allow me the honor of joining you in battle for old times sake."

Toby: "Hold up! I didn't know you were a wizard too!"

Zalty: "Yes, it's been a while since I've used it, but I dabble in a particular form of lost magic."

Lyon: "Sure, we could use another Wizard."

Lyon said with a stupid fucking smug look on his face, GOD HE LOOKS SO COOL! I LOVE HIS DESIGN! Ugh… anyway, Everything then simultaneously began to explode.

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

The Entire temple then began to shake like crazy, quickly and easily shocking the 3 Wizards.

Toby: "IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!"

The dumb and useless non-character said as the entire temple began to tilt as it wasn't build on a strong foundation, much like my marri-

*THOOOM!*

The entire temple then fully tilted it's left side, leaving it completely leaning, and sending the people inside of the temple tumbling… until…

"GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

*FFFFWWWWOOOOO-*

*BBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!*

Suddenly a gigantic stream of flame erupted from the floor right infront of the Insane Snowman, the Shorty and the Useless Furry.

Lyon: "What is the meaning of this!?"

Zalty: "Ah, it appears that we have some visitors sir."

Looking down 5 floors, the 2 idiots and bitch mastermind quickly saw some familiar foes...

Levy: "Natsu you idiot! Now everyone knows we're here!"

Natsu: "What're you talking about? You just tilted the entire Temple a Bomb Chain Reaction or whatever you called it! Everyone already knows we're here, and you know what that means? IT'S FIGHTIN TIME!"

Y/n: "Well if you wanna fight Natsu, then I suggest the two of you Look up at the whole you just Made, Dino Breath."

The Salmon and Fangirl were confused at this when they suddenly looked up, only to see Lyon, Zalty and Toby looking down at them.

Toby: "AHH! IT'S THEM! That girl with the blue hair's the one who made Lonnie shoot herself! And that Kid's the one who beat Rory!"

Zalty: "Ah? So those are the ones who pulled off such impressive feats."

Lyon: "What are you doing here?"

The Insane Snowman asked as he glared down at the Salmon, Fangirl, and Sword.

Y/n: "Ain't it obvious Jack Frost's Ass? We're knocking this place over so you can't shine Moonlight on Deliora! And now that I'm saying this out loud, I can't believe that Natsu came up with this plan..."

Levy: "Yeah, he actually used his brain for once."

Natsu: "What the heck you guys! I'm not that dumb!"

Levy & Y/n: "Yes you are."

Y/n: "I've only known you for like a week and even I know that much."

Lyon: "Insolent Fools! Just who do you think you are? You dare challenge me!?"

Natsu: "Hahahha! Alright! 3 of them and 3 of us! Looks like this is gonna be another fun fight!"

Y/n: "Eh, no thanks."

Natsu: "Eh?"

Levy: "Excuse me!?"

Y/n: "I already pulled off my Max Heroics for this month, these guys are all yours. Kick their asses Natsu and Levy!"

Levy: "H-Hold in! I don't wanna fight 2 on 3 with these guys! And especially not with just Natsu!"

*FWOOOSH!*

Natsu then began shooting Flames out of his feet, causing Y/n to quickly jump infront of Levy with Rekka in hand, blocking the flames and absorbing them into the Fire Sword, as the Salmon Floated.

Natsu: "Fine by me! You guys go and cause more chaos so that they can't fix the Building, and I'll take these guys down myself!"

Levy: "Sounds like a Plan!"

Y/n: "When did you start getting Smart?"

Lyon: "Flames shoot out of his feet?"

Toby: "When we fought that guy he was able to shoot fire from all over his body!"

The Insane Snowman and Furry uselessly re-explained Natsu's already established abilities as the Salmon quickly began flying towards them up the floors like a living elevator… also thanks to this Redundancy, Lyon didn't see this coming.

Natsu: "GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!*

Natsu quickly flew up and headbutted Lyon, causing the boy to suddenly Shatter into a mass of Ice after the impact.

Natsu: "What the? He's Fake?"

Lyon: "Ice Make: EAGLE!"

Lyon roared as he suddenly appeared behind Natsu, launching a mass of Ice Birds at the Salmon with extreme speed.

Lyon: "You Can't Dodge them in mid air!"

Natsu then quickly played the "No U", Dos Card, shooting Flames out of his mouth and falling back down towards the ground, easily dodging the attack.

Meanwhile, Y/n and Levy were still seen at the bottom of the temple.

Y/n: "Alright then, with those guys occupied, let's start causing some Chaos!"

Levy: "Right behind you!"

Y/n said as he and Levy began running off, but as they did, Zalty was seen watching them from the floor above, although his eyes were mostly trained on the Stupid Bitch Liquid Protagonist that we call a Y/n.

Meanwhile…

Natsu:
"FIRE DRAGON:
RRROOOAAARRRR!!!"

Natsu was seen doing a handstand as he launched a mass of Flames at Lyon who quickly dodged away from the blast, before creating a wall of thick ice to block the attack.

Lyon: "What kind of ridiculous magic is this?"

Lyon asked in confusion as Natsu continued to blast Lyon with a mass of Flames… until…

Lyon: "Ice Make: APE!"

*SHING!*

Natsu: "Eh?"

Suddenly a large Icy Magic Circle appeared above Natsu, before a gigantic Ice Gorilla flew out of it, throwing a massive downwards punch at the Salmon, forcing Natsu to dodge back away as Lyon regained his footing.

Lyon: "Hmph, annoying…"

Toby: "H-Hey do you need our help at all?"

Zalty: "Yes, this Salamander is quite powerful, and you'll need to be at your best when facing Deliora."

This quickly annoyed the Ice Make Toddler as his began radiating a mass of Icy Magical power.

Lyon: "Are you suggesting that I would fall victim to such poultry Magic?"

And much like a toddler with Magical powers, Lyon threw a tantrum with them.

*SSSHHHHIIIIIIIII!!!*

Quickly and easily freezing the entire room covering it in ice and subjecting everyone inside to the worst evil of all… Ice Physics.

Lyon: "Leave me, I can take care of this myself. Once I finally defeat the demon everyone will worship my name, Sub-Zero Emperor Lyon, and I refuse to let a Fire Breathing Brat, a Blue Haired Nobody and some Child tarnish it."

Zalty: "As you wish."

Zalty said with a smile that read, "I was hoping you'd say that," as turned towards the hole Natsu had made earlier.

Zalty: "Toby and I will head after the other two intruders and stop them from causing even more damage."

Toby: "We will? I-I mean, heck yeah we will! Those guys are toast!"

The two of them said before they jumped down the hole, with Zalty softly landing on the floor before rushing off,...Toby, being completely useless, then fell onto his face and got back onto his feet before following after Zalty.

Zalty thoughts: "Y/n Xross of the Seiken Delivery Agency. The magic swordsman who was able to not only Kill Lullaby, but defeat Rory, a wizard renowned for taking down Magic Swordsmen and Requip Wizards… He truly is an Interesting Subject, with magic I must see for myself."

《Meanwhile》

Lucy: "Uhhh… hey guy… is it just me, or does the temple look a little… crooked right now?"

Outside if the Temple, Lucy, Grey and Erza had arri- I forgot about the Damn Cat again!

*AHEM!*

Outside of the Temple, Lucy Grey, Erza and Happy were seen arriving, only to be shocked and confused by the tilted temple.

Happy: "What happened to it?"

Grey: "I'm guessing Natsu."

Erza: "Me too."

Grey: "And with Y/n and Levy's help he definitely would have pulled something like this off… It's a pretty great idea if he did it on purpose, with the temple tilted like that the moonlight won't hit Deliora."

Grey was redundant, as Lucy and Happy untilted their heads at this.

Lucy: "You mean his habit of Destroying stuff actually became useful for once?"

Lucy said as an odd small purple figure appeared from behind her butt for a second before quickly disappearing again… that was in the actual episode… WHEN SUDDENLY! Shrunkens shaped like a Crescent Moon, because themeing, flew onto the scene, quickly flying at Lucy and Happy. Erza then quickly noticed them and took the best course of action.

*BBBLLLAAAAMMM!*

She punched the shit out of the two, quickly sending them flying back and into trees before her and Grey dodged away from the Shrunkens. With Lucy safely at Sakura Distance away from the Two Main characters, we all knew a fight was about to begin.

Erza: "Who's there!?"

Erza asked, when suddenly a small army of the Cultists appeared all wielding Crescent Moon shaped Blades, BECAUSE THEMEING!

Cultists: "We've tracked you down, Fairy Tail!" 
"We won't allow you to interfere!"

Grey: "Not these guys!"

Erza: "Lyon's Minions?"

Lucy: "They're all around us!"

Lucy said before the next scene contradicted her, revealing the path to the temple free of Cultists, but this didn't matter because Erza was busy being badass.

Erza: "I can handle this myself!"

Grey: "You sure?"

Erza: "I'll handle them, you go and handle things with Lyon."

*SNAP!*

Holy Fucking Shit! Lucy is finally using the Whip that she's had for the Past 3 Arcs!

Lucy: "We'll fight with her! You just go and do what you gotta do!"

Happy: "Aye!"

She's officially become more useful than Sakura, who only did anything during TWO Parts of the Chunin Exams! That is not an exaggeration! That is literally the only Arc In Base Naruto where she did Anything that wasn't just Explaining or Simping and she lost/needed to get her ass saved both times, then became a Damsel in Distress as soon as she came Face to face with Gaara! Fuck you Sakura Hate is Valid! 

*Inhale!* Anyway, Grey was touched by Lucy and Happy's Actions, even if the cat was wielding a Fish Skeleton.

Grey: "Thanks you guys."

《Meanwhile》

*BOOOOM!*

With Natsu and Lyon the two were seen battling as Natsu and Lyon slammed their Magic Circles together, which could be an Innuendo if they're genders were flipped.

Currently below the two.

*BBLBLBLBLBL-BANG!*

*SLASHING!*

⭐GOODLUCK!⭐

*BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!*

Y/n and Levy were seen causing chaos at the beat down on the Cultists, with Y/n dual wielding Onjuu Suzune and Saikou, and Levy creating words like BARRAGE and BOMB, causing a mass of explosions as she threw them together.

Currently running towards the Temple, was the Sane Snowman, Grey as he had a mass of flashbacks that I really don't want narrate over and Rex doesn't wanna write, about his past with the Little Shit kid turned madman, Lyon, his tiny Self, his MILF of a master, Ur, and their time together as Grey watched the MILF kill herself in order to seal the Demon of Destruction away… poor Waifu… Anyway! 

《Timeskip》

Huh, I thought that was gonna be a meanwhile… oh wait, read the wrong script draft… sorry about that, no narrator's perfect and I refuse to record a second take of these things! Anyways...

Levy: "*Phew* Think that's the last of them?"

Y/n: "You know what…"

Back inside the temple, Y/n and Levy were seen standing there as a mass of unconscious, and not dead, cultists were seen lying on the ground with burn and slash marks covering them… and there were A LOT of them.

Y/n: "I am not sure… there could always be more baddies."

Levy: "I was being sarcastic…"

"Sorry to disappoint you girl, but the Swordsman has a point."

A voice that doesn't need a second introduction said, as Zalty appeared on the scene, a smile on his face.

Zalty: "This is nowhere near all of the Cold Emperor's Minions, but luckily for you, the rest of them are currently fighting against the Celestial Wizard and Titania Erza outside."

Hearing this caused the correct reaction in Levy as her eyes shot open in a mass of shock.

Levy thoughts: "W-Wait Erza's here!? W-When did she get here? M-Maybe if I use my Story God magic I can keep from getting in trouble…"

Levy asked herself, meanwhile.

*Shing!*

Y/n was seen pointing Onjuu Suzune at Zalty as he glared at the short man. Saying a single super cool line that belonged to a true protagonist… here it comes…

Y/n: "... Go away."

Are you serious!? Ugh! And here I was expecting something cool! *Sigh* Anyway, this just confused everyone.

Levy: "Eh?"

Zalty: "Excuse me?"

Y/n: "I said go away! Leave me alone! I'm done fighting super powerful people with weird as fuck magic! I'm tired of it!"

Y/n said as he continued pointing the gunsword at the man wearing the mask sponsored by Domino's Pizza, already tired of everyday shit.

Y/n: "All we need to do Is wait for Natsu to kick Lyon's ass and then we can break the curse on the villagers and I can go back to making my Deliveries and cake for Papino's! So unless you have some miraculous way of restoring the temple so that Deliora can continue being revived, then I suggest you fuck off!"

Da Pizza Man then began to chuckle for a moment before he raised his hand into the air.

Zalty: "Well if you're requesting it that specifically, then I have no choice but to oblige."

*SNAP!*

*Pppiiikkkssseeemmmiiittt*

Zalty snapped his fingers, insert Thanos quote here, as a mass of magic circles appeared near the destroyed pillars, causing the broken rocks and debris that uses to be the pillars to suddenly start floating up and back into place as the temple itself began to tilt back into its original position… completely fixing the temple in a single movement of magics… Needless to say, Levy was completely and utterly shocked by this while a shadow had be casted over Y/n's eyes. 

Zalty: "HAHAHAHAHA! Well you asked for it, didn't you? I used "some miraculous way of restoring the temple so that Deliora can continue being revived," so are you interested now?"

Zalty said with a smug smirk, causing Y/n to flick the Onjuu Suzune into it's Sword Mode, The Onken Suzune, with a glare in his eyes.

Y/n: "You Rat…"

*FWOO-SHING!*

Y/n: "BASTARD!" 

Zalty: "AHAHAHAHAAAA!"

Y/n suddenly dashed at Zalty, slashing the pink blade at him, but the Short Man was easily able to jump over the attack and Y/n himself. Y/n quickly tried to spin around and slash the man again, but he easily landed on Y/n's face and jumped off of it, running down one of the Temple's Corridor's with extreme speed.

Y/n: "Grrr! Levy!"

Levy: "H-Huh Yeah?"

Y/n: "Go make sure there isn't any one left to Perform the MoonDrip! And if they're doing it, stop them! I'll take care of shorty!"

Levy: "Got it!"

Y/n: "If they actually manage to Revive Deliora then I don't think that Snowman will even come close to being able to stop him! So we have to do this right!"

Levy nodded before she and Y/n quickly ran off in different directions. The Stupid Protagonist quickly rushed after where Zalty ran off to, while Levy went to quickly find any remaining Cultists and take them down. Y/n dashed around the same corner Zalty did, Suzune in hand, until…

*Tttiiimmmeeesskkkiiippp*

*BLBLBLBLBL-CRASHING!*

Suddenly a large mass of temple fell from the ceiling above Y/n, forcing him to hold down Suzune's Trigger and Charge up Musical Magic Power before he stabbed forwards, destroying the falling rocks.

Zalty: "You think and work fast on your Feet Swordsman."

Y/n: "... So you used some kind of Time Magic to fix the Temple, huh? You made it look like you just fixed the Pillars, but you actually put the entire Temple in Reverse."

Zalty: "HAHAHAHAHA! You're smart too! Able to recognize my Lost Magic after only seeing it Once."

Y/n: "Well, once you see a magic once, you've seen it a thousand times, that's Especially true with Lost Magic."

*CHI-CHICK!*

*BA-BA-BA-BANG!*

Y/n said before he switched his Onken Suzune to Onjuu Suzune, spinning the Gunsword around his finger as he shot a bass of Music Notes around him.

Y/n: "NOW HAVE A TASTE OF THIS HOMING SHOT!"

Y/n yelled as he pointed his Gunsword at Zalty, pulling the trigger causing a Magical Bullet to fly at the man, before the Musical Notes followed. Zalty easily jumped out of the way of the first bullet causing it to slam into a wall, but just like Y/n said, the other Music Notes quickly began homing in on him, following him around every jump and turn he made. Zalty quickly ran right up to a wall before jumping onto it and launching right back off, this easily caused the Homing Musical Bullets to slam into the wall and stop their Chase as the Domino's Man launched at Y/n, but the swordsman was ready as he quickly dispelled Suzune and held his hand out towards Zalty.

Y/n: "Gekido. Tag."

Zalty's eyes quickly widened as Y/n's appearance Changed… but also as he felt a mass of Magic Power suddenly begin to explode from Y/n's extended right hand.

🌏Y/n: 
"Dogo-Dogodogon!"

*BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!*

A massive blade appeared and extended outwards from where Y/n's hand was pointed. This attack should have Slammed Zalty like it did Rory, but the Time Man used Substitution Jutsu to suddenly disappear… he did the same thing in the show and I honestly have no idea how.

Y/n: "The hell? He disappeared!? Crap! I've gotta find him, and quick."

Y/n said to himself quickly looking for one of the two men in this show shorter than him as he ran off, but this didn't really matter as Zalty wasn't far, just hidden behind a pillar out of Y/n's View.

Zalty thoughts: "Interesting… that Tag ability was most certainly some kind of Spell, and yet he didn't cast any kind of Magic Circle. Magic Casted without Circles is quite common, but no spell is that powerful without one… this boy just got a lot more interesting…"

Zalty said before he disappeared once again…

《Timeskip》

Inside Deliora's Room, the Short man of Pizza Time stared up at the frozen beast with a smile on his face. When suddenly he jumped high into the ai-

*FWOO-CRASH!!!*

…. Can I finish? *AHEM!*

Suddenly the Pizza Time Man jumped high into the air, quickly dodging Y/n as he suddenly flew onto the scene as he slashed with Rekka and Ikazuchi in his hands.

Y/n: "Damn! You are one Fast Shorty!"

Zalty: "Hahaha! You're quite fast as well, I didn't expect you to catch up to me so quickly, Shorty!"

Y/n: "YOU'RE SHORTER THAN ME ASSHOLE!"

Zalty: "HAHAHAHHAHAAA!"

🔥 "Y/n, we're wasting time with this. We need to stop this man and tilt the Temple again before the MoonDrip Ceremony starts!"

Y/n: "Right. Time to finish this guy so I can go back to making Deliveries N' Shit!"

⚡ "You idiot. Look over there!"

Ikazuchi suddenly yelled, confusing the idiot protag and causing him to turn towards Deliora, only to be shocked when he saw that the Moondrip was already going, causing the ice around Deliora to slowly melt… because of course he didn't see the mass of Purple Light Shining off of the Gigantic Ice Cube, that makes sense.

Y/n: "Ah! It's already going!?"

⭐ "...."

Y/n: "What do you mean it was going before I got in here!?"

Zalty: "AHAHAHAHAAA! A swordsman with Talking Elemental Blades! You sure are the interesting Wizard."

Y/n: "Oi! I'm not a Wizard! I'm just a Delivery Boy who got Dragged Along! And by the looks of things it'll take a few hours before Deliora's freed, so that means I've got just enough time to take you down and then rush to the Top of the Temple and the Asses of the Moondrip casting Holes!"

Zalty: "You're quite Vulgar my friend! But the time the Moondrip takes isn't a concern to us, as we've already gathered enough moonlight."

Y/n: "So what?"

Zalty: "Think of it this way! The Moondrip is a Bottle of Ketchup that full to the brim, but no matter how hard you squeeze only a set amount will come out at a time… now watch as I cut off the Bottle's Neck. Like This!

*TTIIMMEESSKKIIPP!*

After that weird as fuck analogy, Zalty waved his hand, causing the Moondrip to suddenly intensify with a mass of speed and power, melting a mass of ice as more and more water began to pour from Deliora's Tomb.

Y/n: "WHAT THE HELL!? THE ICE IS MELTING LIKE CRAZY!"

Zalty: "HAHAHAAA! It seems that coming after me was a Mistake after all!"

Y/n: "Tch! Rekka! Ikazuchi, you two ready?"

🔥 "Yes Si-"

⚡ "LET'S KILL THIS JERK!"

Y/n: "RIGHT!"

*TTTCCCHHHHH-BBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM!*

Spinning Ikazuchi around, Y/n was covered in electricity before he jumped high into the air, with a mass of speed with Rekka raised above his head covered in flames, Y/n slammed the flaming blade onto the ground, causing a massive explosion of flaming power, but Zalty was easily able to jump away from the slamming attack.

Zalty: "Are you sure you want to do that? Using your sword of Flames at a time like this might just Melt the Ice Around Deliora Faster!"

Y/n: "Hmph! Don't be stupid!"

*CRA-FWOOSH!*

🔥 
"KAENKEN!" 

⚡ 
"REIMEIKEN!" 

🔥⚡ 
"Naruhodo-Naruhodo! 
SLASHOKU! SANSSEN! 
REKKA! 
IKAZUCHI! 
LO-LO-LO-LOVERS!"

*FWOOO-CRASHING!*

Jumping at Zalty again, Y/n crossed both of his swords before slashing them at Zalty in an X Pattern, the short man tried to dodge but Y/n was too fast, easily scorching and shocking the man's arm as he was sent flying back.

Y/n: "If a Spell like Iced Shell could be Melted by Flame Magic then Zeref Cultists would have already Melted it by now instead of using High Class Dispelling Magic like you idiots."

Zalty: "Hehehehe! I took you for an Idiot like Salamander, but it seems that you're more skilled than I originally thought."

Zalty said as the Ice Sealing Deliora continued to melt like crazy, revealing that apart of Deliora's right arm had been freed, but still stayed Inanimate, causing the temple to Rumble.

Y/n: "You, that Sub-Zero Jerk, and this damn demon are getting in the way of my Dream of Living a Layman's Life! And anyone who does that is better off Dead than Alive!"

Y/n said as he quickly Dispelled Rekka and Ikazuchi, switching them for Saikou and Kurayami, crossing the blades as he empowered them with both light and darkness… but that didn't really matter… because the Hours Time Limit quickly reduced to seconds…

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

*CRASHING!*

Y/n: "Oh Shit!"

Zalty: "YES IT'S FREE!"

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Deliora's top half had escaped it's Icy Prison, as it let out a mighty Roar, one that sounded across the entire Island, and shook the very ocean around it.

Zalty: "YES! THE MOMENT I'VE WAITED FOR IS HERE!"

Y/n: "It's not fully freed yet… I've still got time left… I'll use a Quarter of it to kick your ass and another to stop the MoonDrip! Then the final Half to seal that thing for goo-"

*FWOOO-BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!*

Y/n: "GAHAHA!"

Suddenly an odd crystal ball flew through the air and slammed Y/n in the face sending him flying back.

Y/n: "The hell?"

Zalty: "Planning the time of a Battle so specifically? HA! I don't think you know what kind of situation you're in Swordsman! But that matters not! I'm ready whenever you are!"

Zalty said as the Crystal ball was quickly launched at Y/n again, causing him to growl as he raised Saikou.

⭐SAIKOU POWERFUL!⭐

*CRASHING!*

Stabbing with his Light Sword, Y/n easily destroyed the Crystal Ball before he jumped at Zalty… when suddenly…

*Piksemit*

*BLAM!*

Y/n: "GAHA!"

The ball came flying back around and slammed right back into the boy, sending him flying away from the short man.

Zalty: "As you already know, I wield a kind of Time Magic. Break the ball all you like, and I'll just take the Object back to a time where it wasn't broken. This is the Lost Magic known as The Arc of Time! Would you like to see what happens when I throw this crystal ball into the future?"

Y/n: "Not rea-"

Ignoring the idiot, the creator of Pizza Time then launched the Ball Into the future…

*BLABLABLABLABLABBBBLLLLAAAAAMMMM!!!!*

Suddenly, Y/n was slammed over and over again by the ball a mass of times in a single second. Y/n then quickly used Kurayami and deflected the ball into the air and away from himself, before he ran at Zalty, jumping up at the masked man. Said Masked Man tried to hit Y/n with ball again, but the Stupid Bitch Liquid was easily able to land ontop of the ball and send himself flying at Zalty even faster. Thinking he had been smart, the idiot Protagonist was wrong as the ball suddenly appeared infront of him and froze in the middle of the air…

*DONG!*

Y/n: "GAHAHAA! Right in the crotch…"

Zalty: "I also have the ability to stop an Object in Time!"

Zalty said as Y/n hung onto the ball with his blades still in hand, glaring at the timelord.

Y/n: "Y'know, magic like that can be pretty broken, good thing it doesn't affect living things, right? Or you would have just sent me so far forwards in time that I turned to dust. Or so far back that I wasn't even created."

Zalty: "As observant as always, Swordsman! It is indeed powerless on living things."

Zalty said as he began moving the ball back towards him, forcing Y/n to let go as he fell back onto the stony ground.

Zalty: "Since Ur turned herself into the ice that encases Deliora, I cannot simply turn back the time on that ice to return it to it's preforzen State, that's why we're using the MoonDrip."

Y/n: "Ok, since you're answering questions, then lemme ask you this."

Y/n said, wasting time as Deliora unfroze more and more, slowly regaining it's strength as it struggled to free itself.

Y/n: "Reviving this Ultra Badass Demon doesn't make any sense however I look at it. Killing it again just seems redundant but I can see why you'd want to… but there's no way in hell that Sub-Zero Jerk is strong enough to even lay a scratch on that bastard! So what's the real reason you're helping that idiot? You some sort of Zeref Cultist or someone who just wants to watch the world burn? I guess those are the same things at the end of the day…"

Zalty: "You certainly know a thing or two Swordsman! HAHAHAHA! The Sub-Zero Emperor Lyon is an arrogant Twit! He doesn't stand a chance against Deliora. And that's where I come in!"

🌑 "Hold it! Didn't you just say that your Time Magic doesn't affect Living things? How the hell are you gonna kill something with some weak ass magic like that!"

Zalty: "Ha! Don't be ridiculous sword. I want to control the Demon!"

Y/n: "... Excuse me?"

Y/n asked as most of Deliora's body had been freed from the ice, the Demon stood still as it regained its terrible strength, much like that of Mewtwo.

Zalty: "You see there are spells that give people powers over immortal monsters like the one you see here, with a single Spell, I'd become the most powerful man in the world with a Demon of Destruction at my beckon call!"

Y/n: "... Oh yeah… I forgot about spells like that… Soul Swaps, Possessions, Puppeteering… With a monster this powerful under the control of someone smart enough, you could kill almost anyone and subject the entire world with fear."

Zalty: "Ah! Despite being so young you understand where I come from! If things were different I would have someone as skilled as you are as my su-"

Y/n: "TO BAD IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT!"

Y/n suddenly yelled with a shiteating grin on his face. 

Zalty: "Hmm?"

Y/n: "You see, there's a Saying I like to go by, a Mantra Even. 
If a Spell Exists then it can be Dispelled. 
If a Curse is Cast then it can be Broken. 
Things may seem Infinite, but in reality all things in this world are Finite, and just like the Sun and it's Stars, you may not see it in your lifetime, but they too will all burn out and die."

Hearing this caused Zalty to go silent as Y/n chuckled.

Y/n: "Don't get it? Then let me paint a Simpler Picture! It doesn't matter how strong you get and for what reason! Because there will always be someone or something stronger, and they will try to stop you! And as it just so happens…"

⭐ 
"KOUGOUKEN!" 

🌑 
"ANKOKUKEN!" 

⭐🌑
"Naruhodo-Naruhodo! 
SAIKOU! 
KURAYAMI!
SLASHOKU SANSSEN! 
BR-BR-BR-BROTHERS!"

Suddenly as Y/n crossed Saikou and Kurayami, he was surrounded in a mass of clashing Dark and Light magic, gaining the aura of an Ancient and Hero who fought against eachother, but got all that much stronger when they fought side by side.

⭐🌑Y/n: "That Someone Stopping you is right here! And He's Stopping you Right now!"

Zalty: "HA! Let your Cockyness get the best of you! AND YOU'LL FALL JUST LIKE THE CEILING ABOVE YOU!"

Zalty said as he summoned a magic circle above himself, causing the Ceiling above the two to crumble and quickly fall down towards Y/n ready to crush him…. Bbbbuuuutttt….

*-ZIT!*

Zalty: "Ah! He's gone!?"

⭐🌑Y/n: "Fun Fact Timey!"

Suddenly hearing Y/n's Voice behind him, Zalty turned around only to see Y/n had suddenly appeared on the complete opposite side of the room with a giant smile still on his face.

⭐🌑Y/n: "I've never been Cocky in my life! In the grand scheme of things I'm actually really humble. So how far will I fall with that?"

Zalty: "HAHAHAHAA! If you think your Magic Swords can compete with my Arc of Time! Then you're just as Dead as you are Wrong!"

Zalty laughed before he launched a mass of his crystal balls at Y/n with extreme speed, but the boy only chuckled.

⭐🌑Y/n: "These aren't any Magic Swords you idiot! And I'm not any Delivery Boy!"

*-ZIT-CRASSSHHHIIINNNGGG!*

Y/n then suddenly appeared behind Zalty once again, but this time his Crystal Ball had been shattered into tiny pieces. Y/n then began quickly spinning around midair, causing his Light and Dark Magic to spiral around him like a hurricane, one that quickly flew up into the air before quickly curving around and falling back down towards Zalty from above.

"WE ARE-"

The Spiral of magic then quickly transformed, the Light Appearing as a Giant Warrior covered in colors with his fist reeled back, while the darkness took the form of a powerful black and purple dragon, with smaller golden dragons surrounding it.

⭐🌑⚔🌟👑SEIKEN!👑🌟⚔🌑⭐

*BLA-*
*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

Zalty: "GAHAAAAAAA-"

*CCRRAASSHH!!!*

As Y/n slammed into Zalty the man was quickly sent flying before he crashed into one of the stone walls, defeated… it only took one hit… what a weakass… as Zalty was defeated, the moondrip had suddenly stopped.

Y/n: "Huh, looks like somebody finally stopped the ceremony, less work for me I gue-"

*SSSSHHHHHIIIIIIII-*

Y/n: "Oh, I should have held a lot less back a lot soon-"

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

The moondrip ceremony had been completed, Deliora had been fully freed as it let out an massive and almighty roar, shaking the entire Island.

"HOLY CRAP!"

Suddenly a familiar voice yelled, causing Y/n to turn only to see Grey and Natsu… only Natsu was half frozen and Grey was carrying him… but was now looking sadly at the melted water that was his Milf Master.

Y/n: "Natsu! Grey! What're you guys doing here!?"

Y/n yelled as he jumped down towards the two, dispelling Saikou and Kurayami as he did.

Grey: "Y/n…"

Natsu: "Hey! WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE ALREADY GREY! WE'VE GOTTA WORK TOGETHER TO BEAT THAT DEMON!"

What's that wet pathetic crawling sou- OH HEY LYON! The Melted Snowman was seen crawling onto the scene all beat up with a crazy look on his face.

Lyon: "None of you… are strong enough… but I… I will defeat it… I am going to surpass Ur… finally…"

Y/n: "....."

《Flash》

"THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? HE KILLED KENTO!"

《Flash》

"GIVE IT BACK! GIVE BACK IKAZUCHI! GIVE BACK KENTO'S SWORD!!!"

《Flash》

Y/n: "*Sigh* You really do remind me of an Idiot I know… There's no way in hell you're strong enough to even scratch that thing. Not before and definitely not while you're crawling on the ground like a bug."

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Lyon: "I've been waiting for this moment… for so many years… she's strong… but still not strong enough to kill that demon… I'm going to do the one thing Ur never could! Finally… my dream will be FULFILL-"

*THOOOM!*

Suddenly a large claw slammed down on Lyon as he dried to get back into his feet, not hurting him, but keeping him on the ground.

Rekka: "Be Quiet Boy… your unjust actions have already caused enough problems."

Rekka said Lyon was too weak to even try and struggle against the dragon, while Grey stepped forwards.

Grey: "The Dragon's right… I'll clean up the mess you made and seal the Demon Myself! 
ICED SHELL!"

*SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIII-*

Lyon: "DON'T DO IT GREY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MELT THAT ICE! SEALING IT AGAIN ISN'T GOING TO STOP ME! I WON'T REST UNTIL I'VE FINALLY DEFEATED DELIORA!!!"

Grey: "I CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE! I HAVE TO DO THIS TO KEEP IT FROM KILLING US ALL RIGHT NOW!"

Y/n: "..... *Sigh*... I'm surrounded by idiots and children… Kyomu."

Kyomu: "Right."

*Pat!*

*-OOMMm…*

*THUD!*

Grey: "H-Huh!? M-My magic! THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO Y/N!?"

As Y/n called out for the Sword of the Void, the Demonic Figure that was Kyomu appeared, tapping Grey on the shoulder, erasing all the magic from Grey's body and sending him onto the ground… all the while Y/n stepped infront of everyone with his bored yet serious expression. Grey tried to get back onto his feet, but Kyomu just sat on his back, keeping him from moving.

Y/n: "Didn't you hear what your Idiot Friend just said? Even if you seal the thing, he'll just use the Moondrip and Melt the ice again. And if you're not as strong as Ur then it may take even less time to melt… sealing it away isn't gonna change a thing… so I'm gonna end things, Right Here, Right Now."

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Deliora reeled back it's fist as a Demonic Magic Circle appeared infront of it.

Lyon: "YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT THAT THING! I'M THE ONLY ONE STRONG ENOUGH WHO CAN!"

Grey: "Y/N! YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! IF I DON'T STOP THAT THING IT'LL KILL US ALL!"

Y/n didn't respond as Deliora launched it's empowered fist forwards, ready to destroy everything in its path…

Y/n: 
"It's way stronger than Lullaby and even Litura… if I wanna make sure it's dead… then I've gotta go all out don't I?"

Y/n said as he gripped the cuff on his left arm and fiddled with it a bit, before the cuff fell right off his arm and to the ground.

*CCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!*

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Deliora roared again as it pulled it's fist back, smoke radiating from it as an odd magic symbol appeared infront of Y/n, blocking the attack.

The symbol shined brightly before it shrunk and flew into Y/n's hand, resembling a star.

Y/n: "Hey Rekka? Think you can handle me?"

Rekka: "Not for very long…  only around a minute or even 30 seconds..."

Y/n: "Fine by me… I only need 12."

Rekka was surrounded in flames before he flew into Y/n's hand in his sword form as Y/n sheathed the blade. The Magic Circle in Y/n's hand then began to transform, surrounded in a mass of power, before it finally took shape.

*DAGAN-BOOM!*

💥ELEMENTAL DRAGON!💥

*GGGRRRAAA-BOOOM!!!*

💥
SOSHITE TAIKO NO CHIKARA TO TE WO MUSUBI SUBETE O SUKUU SHINJUU TO NARU!
[AND BECOME AN ALL-SAVING DIVINE BEAST BY JOINING HANDS WITH ANCIENT POWERS!]

*CLASHING!*

As Y/n slamed the book down onto his belt, a giant version of that same book appeared behind him as a mass of odd rock music began to play, as he gripped the handle of Rekka tightly…

Y/n: "You're Finished!"

*FWOO-SHING!!!*

💥MASHIMASHI BATTOU!💥

The Book exploded open, as an odd Dragonic Figure made of all the Seiken Elements flew out and quickly slammed into Y/n, changing his form in an instant.

💥ELEMENTAL! MASHIMASHI!💥

The Book sang as Y/n jumped high into the air, Rekka Glowing Bright Red as a mass of power radiated from the blade.

*FWO-SHING!*

 💥NOSEMENTAL! MASHIMASHI!💥

Slashing his empowered blade over and over Again, Y/n easily cut into Deliora with slash after slash after slash after slash of beyond incredible power.

💥MASHIMENTAL! MASHIMASHI!💥

First Fire, then Water, then Lightning, then Earth, then Sound, then Wind, then Void, then Light, then Darkness, then Smoke, Then Time.

11 Slashes all connecting in a single moment around a single blade. A magic circle formed infront of Y/n, Radiating the intense power of all 11 Elements as he raised Rekka one final time, a new element surrounding it's blade causing it to shine as bright as the Stars in the Night.

⚔🌟👑
ELEMENT MASHIMASHI! 
ELEMENTAL HISSATSU GIRI!
⚔🌟👑

*SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-SLA-*

💥ELEMASHI!💥

*SSSSSLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!*

With a 12th and final slash, all of the other 11 elements quickly changed to the same Starry Power that surrounded Y/n's blade as Delioda was slashed with a mass of Power, a 11-Pointed Star with a Line Going Down the Middle was Carved into Deliora's chest, the wound shining and twinkling like a Galaxy, as Y/n fell down, landing back infront of the Grey, Natsu and Lyon, as he began walking towards and past them, his armor slowly disappearing as it was reduced to a mass of Star Like Sparkled falling off of his body.

Before stopping when he fully walked past all of them.

Y/n: 
"Elemental Dragon Slash."

*SLA-BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!*

Right then, suddenly Deliora's entirety was split at 12 Different Points, unable to even let out another roar of defiance as, just like Y/n's own armor, Deliora faded into Starry Sparkles, reduced to nothing but a haunting Memory… it wasn't even worth pointing out… but Grey, Natsu and Lyon all stared in an untold mass of complete and utter shock and awe… 

Lyon: "... N-No… I-Impossible… H-He…"

Y/n: "Don't be Stupid!"

Y/n suddenly yelled, grabbing everyone's attention again.

Y/n: "That was just some flashing attack I pulled off to shut you the hell up… I didn't do anything to that Demon."

Lyon: "What are you talking about! You cle-"

Y/n: "It was already dead before I attacked it… for the last 10 Years, your master, Ur, has been draining that thing's life force… it was already dead before I could even lay a finger on it… all that roaring and punching it did… that was just it's body going through it's final Postmortem Spasm… the sudden rush of moondrip plus the sudden loss of ice made it's muscles move without anything to them…"

Y/n said before he placed his cuff back onto his left and and continued walking out of the room.

Y/n: "If you wanna Surpass Ur… then you're gonna have to find a stronger demon than Deliora to kill, cause she was already beyond strong enough to defeat that thing…"

Tears quickly began to fill both Lyon and Grey's eyes, as the water of the melted Iced Shell rushed out of the temple and joined in with the sea… Y/n's words easily striking them right in the heart.

🔥 "....."

Y/n thoughts: "I don't wanna hear Rekka…"

🔥 "... Lying for the sake of others… it may be the only kind of Lying I would consider truly Just..."

Y/n thoughts: "I said shut up…"

Y/n sat on the side of the room as Lucy, Erza, Happy and Levy appeared on the scene, with Grey helping the distraught Lyon to his feet while Erza quickly chastised Natsu.

《Timeskip》

Natsu: "OH YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT WE WON!"

Happy: "AYE SIR!"

On a rocky alcove overlooking the scene, our heroes, and Y/n had gathered.

Levy: "Y'know, I was kinda worried for a while there, but it all worked out thanks to your awesome teacher."

Grey: "Hmph…."

Natsu: "WE TOTALLY FINISHED AN S-CLASS QUEST ALL BY OURSELVES!"

Lucy: "You think Master Makarov will let us on the second floor now?"

Yeah no way in heaven or hell.

Lucy: "You're just messing with me.

You wish… because if you turn a little you'll see Erza standing there with a deathly glare.

Lucy: "OH NO! YOU'RE STILL GONNA PUNISH US, HUH!?"

Erza: "*Sigh* Isn't there something that you're all forgetting about? You came to this island to help the villagers, the request was to return them to their original forms."

Y/n: "Yeah. This whole Deliora thing was just a really long and convoluted Sidequest for a very simple Mainquest. This Quest hasn't even really started yet…"

Lucy: "But I don't understand, the curse should be lifted now that Deliora's dead."

Y/n: "Yeah, Demons Don't work that way. And neither do Curses. The Curse actually had nothing to do with Deliora being here at all… The Moon is Purple, and the Purple Light of the moon has been causing the People to Transform, The Moon Drip is Purple, you  know what that means then?"

There was silence…

Levy: "Crap! It means that the Prolonged Effects of the MoonDrip Ceremony has been affecting the Villagers. Deliora's death isn't going to change that whatsoever."

Natsu: "Well then we better go and change them back."

Happy: "Aye sir!"

*Tiny Paw Highfive!*

Grey: "Yeah but we don't know how. Ah! Lyon do you know?"

Grey said as he turned, revealing Lyon just sitting there…

Lyon: "To be quite honest… I don't have a clue."

Levy: "But they told us the curse started around the same time you guys got here!"

Lyon: "When we first arrived 3 years ago, we were aware that there was a village somewhere on this island, but he had no reason to communicate with them, so we left them alone, and they never came to the temple to see what we were up to."

Erza: "In 3 years, you've never once met?"

Y/n: "It is a big island… but the temple is really close to the village now that I think about it…"

Lucy: "I don't understand. The light from the moondrip is so bright you can see it from practically anywhere on the island, it's kinda that they saw it every night and never went to investigate…"

Lyon: "The villagers weren't transformed by the MoonDrip, it doesn't affect the human body."

Erza: "What?"

Natsu: "Yeah right! You're just saying that so you and your lackies won't get in trouble!"

Lyon: "Think about it. I've been exposed to it as long as they have and my appearance hasn't changed a bit."

Levy: "Oh, right…"

Lyon: "I wouldn't trust them. Those villagers are hiding something. But I'm sure you Guild Wizards and Delivery Boy can handle it."

Natsu: "We're not done with you! You attacked the vill-"

Erza: "That's quite enough Natsu. They were simply doing what they believed was right, so there's no need to criticize them for it. Let's go."

Natsu: "But, what are we gonna do to lift the curse?"

Erza: "I have no idea…"

Lucy: "Oh great…"

Y/n: "......"

The group then began walking off back towards the temporary village to try and lift the curse.

《Timeskip》

At the Villagers camp… everything was oddly empty…

Happy: "That's weird, where is everybody?"

Natsu: "Are you sure they came here?"

Levy: "This place does look pretty lived in."

Lucy: "I wonder where they could have gone?"

Happy: "HELLOOOO?"

Grey: "Since we're here I'm gonna grab bandages and some medicine."

Grey said as he entered one of the tents while everyone else just looked around in confusion… until suddenly one of the Demon Villagers ran onto the scene.

Green Demon Villager: "You finally made it back! There's something you need to see! Please, follow me to the village!"

《Timeskip》

Back at the destroyed villages… it was looking as good as new, got a new haircut, some Jay's… oh it literally looked as good as new, everything had been fixed back to normal…

Levy: "Woah are you kidding me!?"

Happy: "It was a total mess yesterday! But now it's all fixed!"

Natsu: "WHAT THE HECK! IT'S LIKE THE VILLAGE WENT BACK IN TIME!"

Y/n: "Back in time?... No, did that Shorty actually fix everything?... Ah! Who cares!"

Lucy: "What the heck are you talking about!?"

A ways away, The Chief was seen sitting infront of his son's restored Grave. Lucy approached the Blue Demon man, easily grabbing his attention.

Chief: "You and your wizard friends used magic to restore our Village, didn't you? I can't tell you how much I appreciate it… however I must know, When are you wizards going to destroy the Moon for us!? Well!?"

Y/n: "I swear to God! Is that all I've gotta do to get off this stupid Island!? FINE THEN I'LL BLOW UP THE FUCKIN MOON!"

Hearing this easily shocked everyone as Y/n summoned Nagare and a mass of water into his right hand, while heading towards the center of the village, but as he started marching away, Erza quickly stopped the boy by grabbing his shoulder.

Erza: "I'll let you blow up the moon in a moment, but first I need to speak to everyone in the village."

Y/n: "Fine, but be quick, my patient can only be stretched so thin."

《Short Timeskip》

In the village entrance, Y/n was seen leaning up against the wall as he tapped his foot angrily, all the while, Erza spoke to the gathered villagers.

Erza: "Let me get my facts straight. The first time everybody in the village took on these demonic forms is when the moon started to turn purple, correct?"

Chief: "Yes. During the day we're fine, but when the moon comes out we transform into what you see now."

Erza: "And the moon first turned purple about 3 years ago, right?"

Villagers: "Wow, has it really been that long?" 
"Yeah…"

Erza continued talking as she began pacing with her eyes closed.

Erza: "We've learned that the MoonDrip Ceremony has been performed on this island ever night for the past 3 years, and each night it produced a beam of light so brilliant you couldn't have possibly missed it."

*Trap!*

Erza: "KYA!"

*CRASH!*

HAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAA! I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BACKFIRE TWICE! HAHAAAA!

Lucy: "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME THAT IT WAS GONNA BE ERZA THAT FELL INTO IT!?"

HAHAHAHAAHAAAAA! *AHEM!* 

Anyway! 

As Erza paced, she fell into Lucy's stupid fucking pit trap, causing her to scream, which oddly sounded like a Kitten Mewing…. It was cute but she's still not gonna be the love interest…. There are 50 other stories for that.

Happy: "Woah! Even Lucy's pitfall trap is back!"

Natsu: "She. Screamed. Like. A girl…"

Levy: "I never expected that kinda sound to come out of Erza…"

Grey: "Yeah… and it was cute…"

Lucy: "I'M SO GONNA BE DEAD MEAT WHEN SHE GETS OUT!"

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Lucy: "STOP LAUGHING AT MY SUFFERING!"

Erza then quickly climbed out of the trap and crossed her facing the Villagers again.

Erza: "Seriously, didn't you ever wonder where that light was coming from? I don't understand, why didn't anyone investigate?"

There was a murmur amongst the villagers until the Chief spoke up again.

Chief: "Well, we would have looked into it, but according to village lore, our people must never go near that temple."

Levy: "Who cares about village lore when your own people are dying? You obviously knew there was a problem because you contacted the magic guilds."

Chief: "Well…"

Y/n: "Oh my God! Will you just speak up so I can leave already!"

Chief: "To be honest… We don't even know what's going on ourselves. We've tried to investigate the light many times, we've taken up weapons we've never had to use, and I'd even trim and style my sideburns, and then we'd venture into the jungle towards the temple… but we could never get near it. We get close enough so that we could see it through the trees, and then, suddenly, we'd find ourselves back at the village gates."

Lucy: "How's that possible… it doesn't make sense…"

Natsu: "We didn't have problems getting into the temple at all, weird…"

Red Demon Villager: "We didn't tell you because we worried you wouldn't believe us…"

Black Demon Villager: "We're telling you the truth, we've tried to get into the temple many times, but not a single villager has been able to get into the temple a single time."

Erza: "... I get it… yes…"

Erza said finally understanding the situation, when Suddenly...

Y/n: "Are you finally done with your Stupid Investigation now!? Can I do my thing already!?"

Y/n yelled angrily, confusing everyone.

Erza: "Yes Y/n, although I'm not sure how you plan to do it. That thing is very high up…"

Y/n: "Just watch!"

Y/n said as he began matching towards the center of the village angrily.

Lucy: "Uh, what's going on?"

Levy: "Yeah, what are you guys talking about?"

Erza: "Y/n is going to blow up the moon."

Lucy, Levy & Happy: "WHAT!?"

Grey: "D-Did she really just say that with a straight face?"

Natsu: "AW MAN! But I wanted to do it!"

Y/n: "NO! We've spent too much damn time on this stupid Island fighting Idiots and Madmen! I'M DOING THIS NOW! AND WHEN I'M DONE I'M TAKING ALL OF THE REWARD MONEY!"

Lucy: "WHAT!?"

Erza: "That seems fair."

Lucy: "Wha- But Erza he isn't even apart of the Guild!"

Erza: "And I believe the money from finishing the Job would be fine compensation for kidnapping the boy."

Hearing this easily sadded Lucy as Erza glared at her… meanwhile, Y/n was seen standing in the center of the village with a smile on his face as he held out his right hand, causing a mass of water to take form infront of it, until.

*GGGAAAOOO!!!*

💦KING LION DAISENKI!💦

*BLOOM*

💦
"Shizen O Chouetsu Shita Aoki Tategami Ga Soukou O Matoi Ouza Ni Todoroku…"
[A Blue Mane That Transcends Nature Wears Armor And Roars On The Throne…]

*BLAM!*

Slamming the book down onto his belt, A mass of water began to flow around Y/n in a wirlpool style as a Giant version of the book appeared behind him, with Nagare's Lion form standing ontop of it.

Y/n: "HENSHIN!"

*SWO-SHING!*

💧
"NAGARE BATTOU!"
 
💦RHYMING!💦 
💦RIDING!💦 
💦RIDER!💦
 
💦
JUOH RAIOU! 
RISING! LIFULL! 
[Welcome the Beast King!]
[Rising! Lifull!]

💦KING LION!💦 
💦DAI-SENKKKKIIIII!💦

💦 
Sore sunawachi hougeki no senshi!
[In other words, the artillery warrior!]

As Y/n drew Nagare and slashed infront of himself, a giant hurricane of water suddenly appeared around the boy. Nagare's Lion form jumped off of the giant book as both pages flew open, quickly running around the Hurricane as armor covered his body, before he jumped high and down the center of the spinning water, then as the final roar was heard, the water exploded away, revealing Y/n's new form.

Y/n: "GGGRRRAAAHHH!!! I'M ENTIRE WEEK HAS BEEN A PAIN IN MY ASS! AND I'M GONNA TAKE EVERY SINGLE BUT OF THAT FRUSTRATION ON ONE THING!"

*GGGAAAOOO!!!!*

Y/n roared in a mass of anger as the Lion on his chest seemingly came to life and roared with him, before it opened it's mouth wide. Then suddenly the magic from the ground trees, Fairies and Villagers began to get sucked into the Lion's Mouth forming a gigantic blue pall of power, before the lions chomped down on it, causing Y/n's armor to shine incredibly brightly as the ends of his shoulder mounted cannons began to glow with a mass of magical power, along with the Lion's Mouth. Widening his stance, Y/n glared at the purple moon as he aimed the Lion and his cannons at it.

💦 
KING LION! 
HOUGEKI NO SENSHI! 
HISSATSU GEKI! 
WAT-WAT-WAT-WA-WA-WA-W-W-W- 
WWWWWAAAAATTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!

⚔🌟👑
MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
⚔🌟👑

*BLBLBLBLBLBLBLB-
BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

As the Shoulder Cannons and Lion's Mouth Erupted with a mass of Magical power, the three beams quickly collided and fused midair, taking the form of a gigantic Lion that ran through the sky, roaring loudly. On the ground, Y/n was seen being pushed back a bit as his feet dug into the ground behind him, but Y/n didn't stop firing until 1 of 3 things happened… The first thing happened very quickly.

*TING-ZOOOOOOOO-*

Suddenly the entire sky turned a bright white color… as the Lion Impacted directly into the moon… shocking everyone… until…

*CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!*

The Sky itself Shattered in the shape of a Lion's Face… quickly revealing a normal, not purple colored moon shining in the Night.

Natsu: "The Moon!"

Chief: "It's still there!"

The sky continued to crash and shattered into small little sparkles that fell down like snowflakes, continuing to shock everyone as Y/n placed his armored hands on his hips.

Levy: "It wasn't the moon that shattered… it was… the sky…"

Natsu: "What the heck is going on!?"

Y/n: "HOW DID IT TAKE YOU ALL THIS LONG AND YOU ALL HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET!?"

Y/n yelled angrily as a menacing aura radiated from his armored body.

Y/n: "THE MOON LOOKS NORMAL LITERALLY EVERYWHERE ELSE EXCEPT ON THIS FUCKING ISLAND!  YOU COULD TAKE A QUICK BOAT TRIP A MILE FROM SHORE AND SEE THAT THE MOON ISN'T PURPLE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! THE MOON WASN'T CURSED AT ALL! IT MOONDRIP CAUSED A STUPID MAGIC SCREEN TO COVER THE STUPID SKY, MAKING THE MOON LOOK STUPID PURPLE! YOU'RE BEING AFFECTED BY THE SPELL NOT THE MOON ITSELF! HOW COME YOU DIDN'T PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER AS SOON AS YOU GOT HERE ERZA!? YOU GOT HERE AT NIGHT TIME WHILE THE MOON WAS CLEARLY OUT!"

Y/n ranted in a mass of anger before he pointed at the scarlet knight along with his shoulder cannons, quickly fluttering the Fairy.

Erza: "I-Uh… wasn't really looking at the moon when I first came here…"

Y/n: "Unbe-fuckin-lievable… Anyway! Now that the shell is gone, everything should go back to normal."

Y/n said as the villagers were suddenly all surrounded in golden light, causing their bodies to quickly transform and change into their true fo- I'm just joking, they stayed Demons, you all know how this arc ends.

Grey: "What's wrong, they're not transforming."

Y/n: "Duh! This is how they're supposed to look. The Moondrip can't affect the bodies of humans, but it affects the Memories of Demons. That spell was originally used to combat Devils in the past, it's also the reason why Deliora didn't star moving until the MoonDrip stopped hitting him."

Lucy: "Wait wha?"

Erza: "They think that they're humans that have been transformed into demons, but it's the other way around."

Levy: "W-Wait so these guys…"

Grey: "They've been…"

Lucy: "Demons this entire time…"

Erza: "Yes, the villagers have always been demons."

Natsu, Happy & Lucy: "WWWHHHAAAAA!!!!"

Grey: "HEY IS THAT TRUE!?"

Red Demon Villager: "Well maybe, my memory's a little hazy... we all looked pretty human when you met us, didn't we?"

… I mean, I've been calling them Demon Villagers for a reason…

Lucy: "I thought you weren just being a Jerk again…"

Y/n: "Was I really the only one who noticed that BoBo's arm was human until we left the dock and then he started hiding it?... ugh… I wanna go home… Erza I'm tired, please explain this for me…"

Erza: "Alright. The only reason you looked human is because you all have the ability to take on Human forms. Your false memories led you to believe that your temporary states were actually your true forms, in reality you were demons who had fallen to the MoonDrip's Side effects."

Levy: "So that's why Lyon and the others weren't affected…"

Erza: "Yes, it's just as Y/n said, the MoonDrip is a Spell that had been used to combat Demons in the past, it has no affects on Humans whatsoever. I knew what was going on as soon as the villagers told me they were unable to go to the temple… and I'm assuming Y/n figured it out as soon as he found the MoonDrip being performed here, correct?"

Y/n: "I found out as soon as I noticed that THE MOON WAS A DIFFERENT COLOR THAN ALL THE OTHER PLACES I'VE BEEN! Seriously! I wanted to destroy that thing from the start! But someone said it was impossible!"

Levy: "Sorry…"

Erza and Y/n lore dumped, which hurt my soul to type, but as they did, a familiar yet not so familiar figure appeared, and oh my God there is still so much of this fucking episode left!

"You're quite the detectives, I knew I could trust you And your friends."

Everyone then turned at this not new voice, revealing BoBo in his demonic form.

BoBo: "Thanks wizards! I owe you one!"

Lucy, Levy & Happy: "A GHOST!!!"

Grey: "You're the guy from the Boat!"

Y/n: "I WANNA GO HOME!"

Needless to say, almost everyone was shocked at this as Y/n, who was still in his armor, just sat there with a depressed aura around him… I also want to get the fuck off this island…

Chief: "BoBo…."

Villager: "But I thought you were-"

BoBo: "HAHAHA! I gotta say, that stab to the chest hurt pretty bad, but you've gotta do a lot more than that to kill a demon!"

Grey: "But on the boat, you just disappeared into thin air-"

BoBo then suddenly launched into the air, revealing the Demon wings on his back causing everyone to be shocked once again as Happy was hugged by Lucy and Levy even harder as they, plus Grey screamed in shock… lil bitches.

BoBo: "I hope you kids can forgive me for not telling you the truth sooner! I was the only one who didn't have any memory loss, I had to leave because everyone went nuts! I knew I was a demon, but everyone else, they all thought they were cursed humans, hahaha!"

The Chief began to cry before he flew up to his formerly dead son and gave him a great big hug, before all the other Demon villagers followed suit.

Erza: "Yup, they're definitely demons."

Natsu: "I ddunno. If you look at their faces, they kinda look… more like angels to me."

Y/n: "..... You're a fucking idiot y'know that."

*BLAM!*

Natsu: "GAHA!"

Y/n: "AND THAT'S FOR MAKING A FAKE DELIVERY ORDER AND KNOCKING ME OUT AND DRAGGING ME ON THIS STUPID QUEST BACK IN HARGEON!"

Natsu: "Yeah… sorry…"

《Timeskip》

Inside of the Village there was a gigantic feast as the demons and wizards ate to their heart's content… even Kurayami, Saikou, Kyomu, and Hayate ate with them… Y/n on the other hand was seen, still in his armor, waiting to go home as he sat in Lucy's stupid pit trap… meanwhile, the Chief had an epiphany.

Chief: "Well I have to admit I was wrong about Humans… all of these years we've chosen to hide from the outside world, we were so afraid that others would judge us by our appearance."

BoBo: "You know the curse? That's just a rumor we spread so that nobody would come to the island and bother us."

Lucy: "Well it worked, because the sailors at the dock were terrified. Nobody wanted to come here."

Chief: "I know, and it's a shame, but after meeting you we've changed our minds. You've restored our faith and humans and now we're not afraid, we're ready to go out and befriend people from other lands."

Erza: "That's good, friendship is a beautiful thing. That Transcends past someone's physical appearance."

We are establishing this now because Shonen Friendship Bullshit will be the main theme of Next Arc. I don't joke about this stuff… and now I've gotta deal with Eyebrows and annoying bItch don't I… fine…

After a bit more partying with Levy having Dragged Y/n out of the hole and forcing him to have fun outside of his armor, despite him only thinking about work… things were going nice… until the two I just complained, plus two more appeared on the scene. Things quickly came to a stop, as Rory, Yuka, the Annoyance, and Lonnie appeared back in the village.

Villagers: "Oh no, not again." 
"It's the Sub-Zero Emperor's Minions."

Y/n: "I swear to fuck…"

Y/n muttered as he and the Fairies stood up to face the minions.

Erza: "How can I help you?"

Yuka: "You Fairy Tailers are tough, the Sub-Zero Emperor's banged up so bad he couldn't even come down here to see you."

Rory: "So that is why we have arrived it his place."

Lucy: "Hold on a second! I thought we were cool! Didn't Lyon tell you guys what happened!?"

Rory: "Yes, we have been informed, but we've come here to settle things ourselves."

Natsu: "Alright! Why don't you show me what you've got! I took down eyebrows and the Dog idiot last time! But I'm itching to fight you this time Lance guy!"

BoBo: "Wait Natsu! Thanks for the help but we can't keep relying on you for help, let us fight em!"

Villagers: "Yeah we've got these clowns!" 
"If we wanna keep our Village safe we've gotta protect it."

OH MY GOD THIS SCENE GOES ON FOR SO FUCKING LONG!

Erza: "Normally I would agree with you gentlemen, but I think it's best if I deal with them."

Kyomu: "HAHA! GO FOR IT RED KNIGHT!"

Erza then approached the ANNOYING WASTES OF ELONGATING THIS EPISODE.

Sherry: "We meet again, Titania of Fairy Tail. You have Angelica quite the beating earlier."

Yuka: "She seems like a formidable opponent."

Rory: "Hmph, like that matters."

Lonnie: "....."

Lucy: "Watch out for that Creepy Chick! She can control Inanimate objects!"

Natsu: "And don't even try using your magic against Ol' Mega Brows."

Kurayami: "The blonde girl uses long ranged gun attacks that are very annoying!"

Levy: "Yeah, but she does have a Type of Magic that doesn't hurt people at all! So watch out for the difference!"

Y/n: "Oh and Sir Knighty Whities can turn anything he touches into a bomb, plus he uses the fuse to snatch your weapons out of your hand."

Erza: "Is that so? No magic and no weapons? In that case I'll do things the old fashioned way!"

*BLAM! SMASH! KICK! SLAM!*

Erza quickly and easily knocked all 4 of them back with single blows, amazing everyone… There! Now enploy the stupid fucking twist of cryptic wording and end this arc already.

Lonnie: "Ow…."

Sherry: "So much power in a single blow…"

Rory: "We truly stand no chance against someone like you…"

Levy: "Wait, you're not here to attack us?"

Y/n: "Isn't that obvious? There's 4 of them and 8 of us and an entire village of demons and they calmly walked in the front door."

Rory: "He is correct. We highly doubt this is going to make up for all the trouble we caused all of you… but we wanted to come down here and apologize to all of you in person."

Happy: "Oh! So you guys came here to settle things in a good way!"

Oh my fuckin- Yes Happy! We don't get that from what he just said! Jesus!

Lonnie: "The Sub-Zero Emperor told us everything… thanks to you… we can finally let go of the pain Deliora caused us all so many years ago…"

Grey: "You mean, you're victims of Deliora too?"

Half of this scene is just reinstating what had just been said.

Rory: "When we were children, we watched the beast ravage our towns, cities and villages… slaughtering our families and loved ones… the Sub-Zero Emperor planned to kill the Demon, and that is why we followed him… we wanted revenge, and we were so blinded by that passion, we didn't realize we were hurting innocents…"

Lonnie: "We acted no better than the demon itself… so we apologize and promise to treat people with kindness and respect…"

Sherry: "And 💕Lo-"

Emotional Whiplash time.

Natsu: "ALRIGHTY THEN! YOU GUYS SHOULD STICK AROUND AND JOIN ON THE FEAST! NOW COME ON!"

Natsu said as he ran on into the scene, quickly adding the former enemies into the group of newfound friends… again, we are establishing Newfound Friendships because this is going to be a Main Theme of the Next Arc. After the scene had finished being drawn out… a twist was revealed about Siegrain being evil and totally not Jellal, and Ultear being the Timeless Bitch, but none of that is important at all, it will 100% be Reinforced by the ending of the next arc, which we are establishing Friendship for in the villains because Friendships is going to be the Main theme of that Arc, DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET!? Good, because I'm counting every mention of friendship in every shape or form in the next arc!

《Timeskip》

Y/n: "HAHAHAHAAAA! MONEY MONEY MONEY! I'VE GOT SO MUCH MONEY! HAHAHAHAHAAA! 
I CAN FINALLY MAKE SOME RENOVATIONS TO THE HOME BASE!"

Erza: "You deserve it Y/n you're the only one here who actually did the Requested Job."

Y/n: "Can we finally go home now?"

After the night had gone and the former enemies had disappeared, Y/n was seen hugging a Bag holding the reward money while the others were still saddened that Y/n had gotten to keep it… Lucy on the other hand was quite happy that she had gained the Sagittarius Gate Key… the stupidest looking spirit of them all…

BoBo: "Now that the Rewards have been settled, please allow me to take you all back to Hargeon!"

Erza: "Thank you, but I have a boat waiting, sir."

This confused everyone for a moment until they had gotten to the shore, only to come face to face with the Simping Pirates' ship.

Grey: "A Pirate Ship?"

Lucy: "Are you kidding me!? Did she hijack it!?"

Levy: "Knowing Erza… 100% yes…"

Simp Pirate Captain: "AHOY ME BEAUTY!"

Lucy & Levy: "Me Beauty?"

Erza: "That, right, they've become quite fond of me."

Y/n: "Don't Care! Didn't Ask! And Let's Get The Fuck Outta Here!"

Y/n said as the Delivery Boy and the Fairies began making their way back home on the pirate boat, all the while Y/n hugging his bag of money with hearts popping out of his head. As the Pirates shipped off, the Demons gave them a grand send off, cheering for our heroes… and Y/n…

Meanwhile… Lyon and his merry band of Idiots were seen watching the group set off from another part of the island.

Yuka: "Y'know they weren't so bad."

Rory: "💕HAAAA~💕 I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY TITANIA ERZA! AHAHA! Aw man! The Truest Knight in this and the Next World! HAHAAA! AH! CRAP! I TOTALLY FORGOT TO ASK FOR HER AUTOGRAPH!"

Lonnie: "... You're hopless…"

Sherry: "Are you ok Lyon, you never got a chance to say goodbye to your friend…"

Lyon: "It's fine… Sherry, Rory, Lonnie, Yuka… you guys were in a Guild once… what's it like?"

Y/n: "A… Ah…. Hahaaa…. Haa……"

*THOOOM!*

Odd: "I-I'm so-sorry boss… Th-They came while y-you were gone…"

Kate: "Yeah… in the middle of the night too…"

Nanami: "*YYYAAAWWWNNN* Yeah… they came after I closed up too… none of us could do anything…"

Y/n: 
"... Those Bastards…."

There was an intense raging aura around Y/n, as he stood with Odd, Kate and Nanami at his side… As what sat infront of him, was the Seiken Delivery Headquarters… but unlike normal… There was a mass of Metal Poles jutting out of the Building… as it had been completely destroyed…

Kate: "The same thing happend to Fairy Tail too… both on the exact same night…"

Odd: "W-Who w-would ha-have done s-something like this…"

Y/n: "It's happened before… I didn't think they would do it again…"

Y/n said as he clenched his fist and revealed his enraged face, as he turned around.

Y/n: "Everyone, we're signing our Connection Contract with Fairy Tail Early! 
Phantom Lord's Gonna Pay For Messing With Seiken!"