Alright.

Mic's all hooked up. Buttons are in place. Script on the Desk. Snow Outside. Blanket on lap. Desk Decorate merch from that Extremely Haunted Bunny Burger Join.

Yeah! Everything's ready for the narration to begin!

I do hate this story, and everyone in it, But! Narrating it is more fun than sitting back and doing fuck all… plus Rex really likes this arc so I guess there's something to be excited about.

Also, I'm confused as to why the hell you're here still…

… Yeah I haven't played that game at all… ANYWAY! While you're here, why don't you sit back, watch and learn how a Real Fourth Wall Breaking Story is Narrated from your Big Brother.

*Sigh* Alright then. Also, you've gotta learn how to talk without those Text Boxes… you may not use that many Images in your Story, but here we used a Hellova Lot.

[The VOID will try…]

Can't do that either. Brackets are Rex's thing.

{The VOID questions if this works...}

...Perfect actually…

AND WITH THAT SAID AND DONE!
It's about time to start this baby!

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“AAGGHH!!! THIS SUCKS!!!”

Inside of the Fairy Tail Guild, a familiar muffled voice was heard yelling out in frustration. Only to reveal Haru sitting at one of the Guild’s tables, slumped over resting her head on the table as her arms hung underneath it, an extremely annoyed look on the God’s face as she sat there, a Seiken Delivery Box sitting on the table next to her head. As the girl literally fumed with annoyance, Mira walked over with a look of confusion and worry on her face.

Mirajane: “Is everything alright, Haru? You haven’t really been your loud and proud self for the past couple days.”

Hearing this caused Haru to turn towards the white haired girl with a still annoyed expression on her face.

Haru: “Tch! I haven’t been myself lately, BECAUSE I’VE BEEN MAKING TONS OF DELIVERIES!”

*SLAM!*

Haru yelled, picking up her delivery box and slamming it onto the table angrily. The God then sat up, crossing her arms as Blue Electricity Sparked off her angrily, causing Mira to take a step back from the Lighting Girl cautiously, while others nearby did the same.

Mirajane: “I'm a little confused… don't you, y'know, need to make those Deliveries?"

Haru: “Yeah! But this is way more than usual! Ever since the Fantasia Parade ended, Odd and Kate have been forcing everyone to go on a bunch more deliveries than normal!"

Haru said angrily because calming down a bit with a sigh.

Haru: "Usually I’ll deliver 2 or 3 boxes in a day, but now I’ve been doing 8 or 10 Deliveries Every Day for the past couple weeks.”

Mirajane: “That doesn't sound all that bad.”

Haru: “Mira… Seiken is a Delivery Company that spans Over Almost Every Kingdom, and this Branch in Magnolia is the Most Popular in all of Fiore, thanks to Boss. Because of that, I've had to travel from One corner of Fiore to the other all in one day just to make 2 out of those 10 Deliveries TODAY ALONE!”

The Devil Slayer said before slamming her head down on the table once again.

Haru muffled: "It's So Exhaustinnnngggg!"

Haru kept her face flat on the table as she groaned, causing the Useless S-Class wizard to cautiously walk over and pat the girl on the back, being careful not to get electrocuted.

Mirajane: "I guess it never really occurred to me… going on 1 of those Deliveries is like going on a Wizard Job..."

Haru muffled: "Why do you think Y/n mostly employs Wizards…"

The Devil Slayer said, causing Mirajane to perk up in realization.

Mirajane: "Hold on a second… Now that I think about it, I haven't seen Y/n in a while…"

Hearing this caused Haru to sit up once again.

Haru: "Why do you think we've been pulling so many Deliveries? Boss usually does 30 or 40 of them one day, but after the Fantasia Parade he just disappeared and now we have to pick up the slack… And I hate it…"

"Wait, Y/n is missing?"

A new but familiar voice said, causing Mira and Haru to turn, only to see the Horribly Treated Trio, also known as Team Shadowgear, walking onto the scene. Levy held a Face of worry, and Droy was kind of worried, while Jet looked like he couldn't care less.

Mira: "Yes, It seems so…"

Droy: "I honestly thought he just found a better way at avoiding the Guild."

Haru: "Nah, he hasn't been to Seiken either. Boss' 100% Gone."

Jet: "The Kid's Probably just on vacation or something. I mean he does those Deliveries 24/7."

Levy: "Yeah, Y/n doesn't do Vacations. He's probably the only person in the world who would work himself to death on purpose. But… that really does beg the question of where he disappeared too…"

Everyone then turned to Haru, who had a Bored look on her face, causing her to perk up in a bit of annoyance.

Haru: "I dunno! I don't look into Boss' life like some weirdo. Odd just told me that Boss was going to be gone for a while, and that's it. Even Juvia doesn't know where he disappears half the time, and she basically stalks him."

Droy: "Guess we'll just have to wait for him to show up again."

Jet: "Knowing the Brat he won't be gone for too long."

The two of them said, nodding afterwards. After that, Haru was going to plant her face back down onto the table, only to suddenly notice something weird nearby.

Haru: "... Uh… What's going on with… that?"

Haru said as she pointed at Fairy Tail Guild's Main Stage… only to reveal an odd stone statue covered in graffiti and silly clothing, confusing everyone for a moment, before the other Fairy Tail Members chuckled a bit.

Levy: "Oh that. That's just Evergreen."

Haru: "Ah!? Wait, you mean that Thunder Bitch who turned me into a Statue? She… Turned herself into a Statue? What did someone make her look in a mirror?"

Mirajane: "Oh, well, that's Her Punishment. The Master gave every member of the Thunder Legion different Punishments after the battle of Fairy Tail. Since Evergreen turned all the girls into Statues, the master turned her into a statue for the next Month, with a few free days so she doesn't go crazy."

Droy: "Bickslow just has to clean up after everyone's messes, and even the Fantasia Parade."

Jet: "Gotta say, I feel bad for him…"

Levy: "Well, Laxus got the worst of it… he's been one of the few people to actually get Expelled from the Guild.

Haru: "Eh, who gives a shit about Thunder Boy. What about that Green Haired Asshole I kicked the shit out of?"

Mirajane: "Freed was banned from entering the Guild or Taking Jobs for the next 3 Months, and he's also been banned from all Major Guild Activities for the Next Year."

Haru: "Hmm… That's cool and all… but I was honestly expecting something worse…"

Same here honestly…

Jet: "He also has to go around like this for the next 2 weeks."

Haru: ".... PFFFF- PAHAHAHAAAA! HOLY SHIT! PAHAHAAAA!"

Jet said, revealing a picture of Freed in the wild… only this time, the Green Haired Waste of a Character was missing all the hair on his head, with all that length being transferred to his Eyebrows, connecting them at the middle and causing the ends to hang low, almost scraping the ground, he also had large shoes, too big to be Kingdom Hearts Shoes, but too small to be Clown Boots, that had the style of cowboy boots, with the shoes going up to his knees. 

Haru laughed at this like crazy, as the people in the background of the Photo did the same, the God struggling to breathe as she slowly caught her breath.

Haru: "Holy Crap! That asshole's still in town, right?"

Mirajane: "Yup."

Haru: "Oh! I've gotta see that for myself!"

Haru said as she began rushing out the Guild with her Delivery box in hand and an excited look on her face. Mirajane chuckled a bit at this, while Team Shadowgear went on their way.

{… The Void is Bored...}

What?

{The Void Finds this... very Boring… The Void heard this was an Action Adventure Story.}

It is! This is just the Preamble! Rex skipped like 3 Episodes of filler to get to this point, we've gotta show the readers what they missed in some way.

{Why not just tell them? Instead of going through something so Boring?...}

Simple. Getting through the Boring Stuff makes the Awesome Mess even Better!

{… You stole that from Rex's Legendary Souls Story didn't you?}

NOW THEN!

TITLE CARD!

A Few Days after Haru's little moment, we journey back to the Fairy Tail Guild, where a very familiar voice is heard.

Lucy: "What's all this?"

Lucy said as she and everyone else in the Guild Stared up at a large chart drawn in the air with a Light Pen.

Mirajane: "It's a Chart listing all the Dark Guilds…"

Reedus: "Oui, she had me draw it up for her."

Erza: "There are Far more than I had realized."

I mean there's only about 46 under that Main 3, and that's only counting Fiore...

Lucy: "46 is still a lot… wait who sai-"

Mirajane: "Unfortunately, they've been noticeably more active as of late. That means we need to strengthen relationships between fellow Guilds."

Lucy: "Oh…"

Grey: "What's the big circle in the middle supposed to be?"

Haru: "Oh those Guys, They're the Big 3 of Badguy Assholes. The Baram Alliance. Oracion Seis, Tartaros, and Grimoire Heart. Those guys are Strong on their own… but together they're the strongest Dark Force in the whole Magic Underworld."

Haru began to explain as Natsu and Happy were seen eating a mass of food in the background, only to be suddenly interested in this conversation.

Haru: "Each one of them controls a lotta Lesser Guilds that do the dirty work they don't wanna. Simply put, those guys are so strong that they have whole Guilds as Minions. But there is one Group on here that isn't apart of any Dark Guild Alliance… Raven Tail…"

Haru explained as everyone looked up at the chart, when suddenly our favorite bimbo noticed a familiar name.

Lucy: "Eisenwald… I recognize That name…"

Erza: "I'm sure. That's the Guild Erigor belonged to."

Erza said causing Lucy to groan a tiny bit, revealing that Eisenwald was one of the many crossed out names on the chart connecting to Oracion Seis.

Grey: "So Eisenwald was actually just a kind of sub guild that worked under this Oracion Seis?"

Wakaba: "I've seen a lot of these names before."

Macao: "I think some of them even used to be Legit."

Juvia: "To think, if my amazing Knight wasn't there to stop us, Phantom Lord would be on this Chart Aswell…"

Haru: "Aw man… Imagine if Boss was apart of a Dark Guild… He's already ruthless enough, but Evil Boss sounds Terrifying…"

You have absolutely no idea…

Mirajane: "Not too long ago, the Thunder Legion took out a Guild Named Ghoul Spirit."

Juvia: "Oh! There are also some Dark Guilds under Oracion Seis that are missing aswell! My Darling Knight annihilated them all when they tried to mess with his Deliveries!"

Lucy: "Creepy! Hey, you guys? Do you think they'll take it out on us?"

Lucy said shivering a bit, until…

Wakaba: "Aw relax! Don't worry your pretty little head about them! From what I hear they've only got Six Members in the Guild Anyway!"

Macao: "Yeah, they sound like small potatoes if you ask me."

Mirajane: "Don't underestimate them! Those 6 Wizards make up one of the most powerful Guilds Out there."

After Mira said this, footsteps were heard at the Guild's entrance, as Makarov walked onto the scene.

Makarov: "Speaking of the Oracion Seis… word has come down, we must destroy them."

Makarov said, quickly grabbing everyone's attention as he stood there, a mass of shock and worry quickly filling the Fairy Tail Guild, as the Menacing power of the Balam Alliance now stood against them.

Erza: "But Master, what do you mean by that?"

Makarov: "Oracion Seis' recent activity was the focus of much discussion at the Guild Master's Conference. They Pose an urgent threat that can nolonger be ignored, therefore they must be dealt with Immediately. We will strike them down before they can harm any of the Fellow Guilds we are sworn to protect."

Grey: "Tch, and we gotta do all the Heavy Lifting, right? Typical."

Juvia: "Fairy Tail will be taking them on by ourselves?"

Makarov: "This enemy is far more powerful than any other we have faced before. To fight them alone would be too dangerous, our attack would surly draw the wrath of the entire Baram Alliance in no time. Which is while, Fairy Tail will join a Coalition of Magical Guilds!"

Makarov said dramatically, throwing his cool clock cape to the side with his arm, easily shocking everyone.

"Fairy Tail 
Blue Pegasus 
Lamia Scale 
Medusa Grip 
Cait Shelter 
And support from
Seiken."

Makarov: "These 5 Guilds will select members to represent them in the allied force, along with Seiken sending one of its Members to support us in the battle! Together we will work together to bring down the Enemy!"

Cue Salmon Idiocy.

Natsu: "But we can handle it ourselves Gramps! In fact, throw me and Y/n at those Jerks and we can handle all of them ourselves! Dragonic Knight Sty-"

*BLAM!*

Natsu: "GAH!"

Erza: "Don't be a fool!"

Erza said as she slapped the Salmon in the face.

Erza: "The master is wise to consider the long term consequences."

Meanwhile, Lucy was seen having the only accurate reaction to this, shivering in a bit of fear.

Lucy: "Hold on a second Guy! We need the power of 5 Guilds and Seiken just to take out 6 people!?"

Mirajane: "And now that I think about it, that 4th name is Kinda Familiar… Medusa Grip…"

Juvia: "Yes. They are a Former Assasination Dark Guild, much like Eisenwald, that recently turned Legal once again after a change in leadership."

Lucy: "W-Wait so we're working with a Former Dark Guild Too!?"

Haru: "Hold it Gramps! How the heck did you get the Boss to agree to this? Hell, how'd you even find him?"

Makarov: "Oh that, well…"

Makarov said as he rubbed his hand behind his head, before slowly pulling out two Long Papers filled with words, one of which having a large red Circle around a paragraph.

Makarov: "I just exploited another one of our Connection Contracts' many Loopholes!"

Elfman: "Should have expected that one coming…"

Lucy: "Aw Great! So we're going up against one of the Strongest Dark Guilds that only has 6 Members and we're sending the power of 5 Different Guilds, and the Seiken Delivery Agency at them! HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE FREAKING OUT HERE!?"

Lucy said quickly, beginning to panic… only to let out a heavy sigh as she became a bit relieved.

Lucy: "Well, I atleast know it won't be all that bad, since I haven't heard Nara since the Fantasia Parade."

…… I would ask if you missed me, but the

Lucy: "...... WE'RE SO GONNA DIE!"

Ah Don't be so Dramatic Blondie!

Lucy: "So everything's gonna be perfectly fine and we aren't gonna die?"

Oh no! This whole arc's gonna suck for everyone involved!

Lucy: "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME!?"

《Meanwhile》

Standing atop a cliff, looking down on a dark and dense forest, an odd and large patch of Menacing Darkness was seen hovering around the trees, all the while, 7 people watched in the odd dark spot in awe.

The first of which was a man with born hair, a purple snake wrapped around his form.

Fugu: "I hear it… that sweet sound of light crashing to the ground."
 
"Don't jump to conclusions so quickly Cobra."

The next figure said, before they were barely revealed unlike the Fugu, only really showing their Stupidly Long Nose.

Nose: "Though speed can be a wonderful thing."

Did everyone get that? Good, because that is not only his entire Gimmick, but his entire personality aswell.

Fugu: "Racer, the magic we seek is right under our noses, I'm sure of it."

Best Villain This Arc: "That Ancient, Hidden and Forsaken Magic, with the power to Light into complete and total Darkness! Oh Yeah!"

A male figure said with a mass of enthusiasm, and I love him so much.

Tits: "Nirvana."

That silly name isn't a Joke… when they barely show her that scene, it is literally just her Tits.

Somewhat memorable Antagonistic: "ZZZZZZzzzzzzz…."

*FWOO-CCCRRRTTTZZZ!*

Sword: "Hehehe! Oh yeah oh yeah! Now this is getting exciting!"

Another female figure said as a sword was seen slashing, followed by odd Dark Blue and Yellow Electricity.

*CLACK!*

An oddly native American Skull staff was slammed onto the ground, as another figure spoke.

His Staff is more Memorable than him: "A legendary power. One that will soon be ours."

Nose: "Are you sure we should put all our bets on Nirvana? It sounds too good to be true."

Staff Man: "Look there."

The forgettable man said, pointing his skull staff towards the nearby darkness.

Staff Man: "The Darkness that spreads through the trees means that Nirvana is close at hand. The First is beginning to die."

The staff man said as the darkness before then continued to spread and simply grew even darker than before.

《Meanwhile》

Lucy: "I know I said this before… but I've got a seriously bad feeling about this Mission."

As you should.

Lucy: "You Aren't Helping! Also… WHY AM I EVEN HERE!? It's not like I'm gonna be able to help you guys anyway!"

Lucy cried as she, Grey, Erza and Natsu rode in the back of a cart that drove through the forest being pulled by an odd purple boar, leading the group to their inevitable end.

Lucy: "Will you cut that out! You're only making my bad feeling worse!"

Erza: "We're here for a reason. Because the Master put his faith in us, so let's not disappoint him."

Happy: "He also told you to come because Nara's back and you can see the future with him!"

Goddammit! I forgot about the damn cat again!

Lucy: "Ugh… I hate that I'm the only one who can hear him…"

Same here. I kinda wanna see everyone else's reactions to my insults… and their Incoming Dooms.

Lucy: "Will you quit it with the Incoming Doom thing!?"

Hey! It's not my fault! This is one of Rex's favorite Arcs! He's bound to change a hellova lotta shit!... but that also brings me to our current problem…

Lucy: "Huh?"

…. Nothing has changed so far… Y/n isn't even here! Which is extremely concerning!

Lucy: "Now that you bring him up, yeah… it is kinda weird that Y/n, Juvia, Haru or Gajeel didn't come along, especially considering that they're way better fighters."

Happy: "They couldn't come because Master sent Gajeel on a Mission, Y/n's still missing, and Haru and Juvia are busy doing a bunch of Seiken Deliveries."

The Cat said as he ate the head of a fish… when suddenly Natsu fell onto the floor of the Cart, extremely sick.

Sick Natsu: "Uuggghhh… I don't care… I just… wanna... get… there… HURG!"

Lucy: "It just seems like the four of us specifically are always picked for this kind of stuff."

Erza: "You should consider it an honor. And today will be our first joint operation involving the other allied Guilds. It's important that we all focus on our efforts on starting to build a Positive Rapport. So please try to keep your arguing with Nara to a minimum, and your cooperation at a maximum.

Lucy: "*Sigh* I'll try the best I can…"

{Your Kris is very… whiny...}

As annoying as she is, please don't compare her to that Walking Box of Creepy...

Lucy: "Hey, I am not whiny! Also, when did I start doing impressions?"

That's not an impression… That's The Void.

Lucy: "Huh?"

She's like my more Bratty Murderous Little Sister.

Lucy: "Wait, you have Siblings?"

{The Void clarifies that itself and Nara are not Specifically Siblings. More, beings created by the same Creator God serving extremly similar purposes to Rex.}

…… Yes, she is my Sibling…

{The Void has become annoyed...}

Lucy: "OH GREAT! SO NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH 2 OF YOU!"

Erza: "... I think I may have asked too much of her…"

Grey: "You think?"

The two other mages said as Lucy began to go a bit crazy, but just before the Bimbo could lose even more of her Sanity.

Happy: "There it is! The Rendezvous Spot!"

Happy said as the Cart arrived at- HOLY SHIT THAT'S A WHOLE ASS MANSION!

{Nara exclaimed in shock at seeing the Large Pink Mansion Covered in hearts that Happy called "The Rendezvous Spot"}

OI! STAY IN YOUR LANE! THIS IS MY STOR-

{We continue onto the next scene, where-}

*AHEM!*

WHERE the door to the mansion, in the middle of the woods, was seen opening… only to reveal the extremely dark and fabulous inside of the extremely oddly placed building. Statues of Pegasi stood next to the entrance, as the window barely let any light in, the lamps all around the mansion slowly lighting as the Mages walked inside, lighting up the mansion for our heroes to see.

Lucy: "Great, another Creepy Old Mansion."

This place is 100% Haunted!

Lucy: "H-Haunted!?"

Erza: "It's the second home of Blue Pegasus Master, Bob."

Wait, so this place isn't haunted?

{The Void confirms this after reading ahead in the Script.}

Lucy: "You two really do have no idea what's going to happen…"

HEY! REX COMES OUT OF LEFT FIELD WITH THE SHIT HE PULLS SOMETIMES! I DUNNO WHAT HE'S SLAP INTO THIS ARC!

{The Void Confirms this aswell...}

Anyway…

Grey: "Master Bob… he… makes me uncomfortable…"

Erza: "Grey, be nice Master Bob may be a little eccentric but he does deserve our utmost respect."

Lucy: "Yeah, eccentric…"

I like Ivankov better…

As the Mages stood in the middle of the Heart Covered Mansion, Natsu was seen sitting on the floor, slowly recovering from his Motion Sickness.

Natsu: "Ugh… just tell me when we're there guys…"

Happy: "Ok we're there."

{The Void dislikes the two of them.}

Don't worry, we'll find a Character you'll like… Maybe one of these ones!

Suddenly the sound of a tambourine was heard shaking as a voice spoke out to the Fairies, echoing through the mansion happily.

Boy 1: "Yes! They're here at last!"

Boy 2 & 3: "At Last."

Boy 1: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hello!"

Boy 2 & 3: "Hello!"

Boy 1: "Fairy!"

Boy 2 & 3: "Fairy!"

Boy 1: "Tail!"

Boy 2 & 3: "Tail!"

Boy 1 2 & 3: "WIZARDS!"

At this point a spotlight was shined down infront of some steps, revealing 3 Silhouetted figures.

{…...}

Ok yeah, I'm sorry you're gonna hate these guys…

Everyone was shocked by this as the figures all stood there staticly, all of their striking poses… suddenly some show jazz began to play as the 3 tools introduced themselves…

Boy 1: "We Are."

Boy 2: "The Blue Pegasus."

Boy 3: "Elite Crew."

Boy 1 2 & 3: "The Trimens."

"Hundred Nights, Hibiki~"

"Holy Night, Eve~"

"Still Night, Ren~"

[Blue Pegasus Trimens]
[From Left to Right]
[Eve Tearm the baby]
[Hibiki Lates the only useful one]
[Ren Akatsuki the one I completely forget about]
[Hibiki is the only one who does anything this whole Arc]

Lucy: "The Trimens from Blue Pegasus, wow that is so cool! Those guys are like the hottest wizards around now! Hibiki Lates is always near the top of Sorcerer Weekly's most eligible Wizard Batchelor's list! He's been in the top 3 for the past few months!"

… Really? I mean the guy's pretty and all, but Grey, with clothes on, still outranks all of them…

{Nara exclaimed, meanwhile, Grey was seen dancing around with his shirt off while Natsu slid his face up against a pillar about to barf.}

Grey: "Would you look at those guys! I feel totally underdressed!"

……

Lucy: "Atleast one of you has taste…"

SCREW YOU! I take Usefulness over looks anyway!

Lucy: "So I should be looking for a More Useful Voice in my head then?"

….. 

{While Nara was shocked by Lucy's Words, Erza was seen glaring around the room with eagle eyes as the Trimen used the Act option and hit the Flirt Button.}

Hibiki: "I've heard tails of your Beauty! And they're true~."

Erza Glared again.

Eve: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Titania~."

She then glared once again.

Ren: "Please, come with me~."

The Stupid Bimbo who knows nothing of the skills of Narration watching in complete Foolishness as Erza, the Better and prettier character, was lead to an extremely comfortable heart couch that the trimen brought in, allowing the Scarlet knight to sit down, before Hibiki kneeled before her, holding out a Towel to her.

Hibiki: "Would you like to freshen up~?"

Eve then quickly pushed a table with a glass of champagne in a bucket ontop of it infront of the sitting Erza, before he and Hibiki sat next to her.

Eve: "Or maybe something to eat~?"

Erza: "No."

Hibiki: "Ah, but there's cake, want some~?"

Erza: "No, thank you."

Erza declined as the Playboys did their best to woo the scarlet Knight, much to Lucy's annoyance.

Lucy: "Geez what is the deal with these Guys?"

Ren: "Please, have a seat~."

Ren said, suddenly appearing behind Lucy, wrapping an arm around her waist, shocking the girl as the man worked his Playboy magic.

Ren: "Oh wow, you're almost too cute."

Lucy: "I… am?"

Grey: "No joke, what is the deal with these corn balls."

Natsu: "I miss somethin… who are they?"

This scene is dumb...

{... The Void is somewhat jealous of Erza and Lucy…}

NO! BAD LITTLE SISTER!

{....}

Erza: "It's a pleasure to meet a future ally. I look forward to working together."

Eve: "You're so beautiful!"

The baby suddenly said, shocking Erza a bit…

Eve: "It's almost unreal. Is this a dream?"

The baby continued, shocking Erza even more.

Eve: "I hope not, because… I've always Admired You~"

As Erza was shocked, Lucy was seen on the opposite side of the Heart couch with Ren the man passing… what Doji would call Orange Soda, all the while looking away.

Ren: "Here's, you can have it if you want, but it's not like I made it for you~."

Lucy thoughts: "NOW HE'S BEING COY!?"

Lucy thought in panic before Hibiki, and the other Trimen, stood before them posing even more.

Hibiki: "Well! You ladies must be exhausted! Feel free to spend the night."

Trimen: "We don't mind~."

The three of them said, easily shocking Erza and Lucy… before a character Rex likes a little too much made his appearance…

"Calm down Men. Give these ladies some breathing room~."

Lucy: "Woah! That voice! It's silky smooth."

Ren: "Yes Ichiya, Sir!"

Erza: "Him? Oh… dear…"

The silhouette of a shining man was seen standing at the top of the steps, as Erza stood to greet him…

"It's been far too long Ms. Scarlet~."

Scared Erza: "A long time… yes... I never expected to see you here…"

"Oh how I've missed you my sweet honey~ But don't cry~ I am here~! Oooooo~"

[Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki]
[HE'S SO HORRIBLE!]
[I LOVE HIM!]

Lucy & Happy: "MY SWEET HONEY!?"

PAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!

{... The Void takes back her previous comment on Jealousy…}

Erza was seen in a mass of scared shock, as Ichiya stood there, the Scarlet S-Class Wizard shaking in her boots. Ichiya then began sliding down the handrails of the stairs as he made his second entrance.

Ichiya: "A Surprise~!"

Trimen: "A Surprise!"

Ichiya: "A Reunion~!"

Trimen: "A Reunion!"

With a jump and a flip, Ichiya landed on the top of the First Steps's handrail on the tip of his right foot, posing beautifully.

Ichiya and Trimen: "Oh Yes~! Oh Yes~! Oh Yes~!"

Trimen: "We didn't know she was your girlfriend Mr. Ichiya. Please forgive our rudeness."

The three playboys said with a bow… but…

Erza: "YOU KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE!"

Erza suddenly yelled pointing at Ichiya and the Trimen with a mass of authority, shocking everyone for a moment.

Ichiya: "... YOU IDIOTS! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!"

Trimen: "RIGHT BOSS! RIGHT BOSS!"

The trimen said as they quickly ran off… but after that, Ichiya continued on his escapades.

Ichiya: "It seems that Destiny has brought us together~! Ms. Erza~ Ms. Lucy~... You two, not so much."

Ichiya said, pointing at Natsu and Grey, shocking them, before he continued being one of Rex's favorite characters.

Ichiya: "Sniff Sniff. Sniff Sniff."

"SWEET PARFUM!!!!"

Ichiya yelled as he flew forward before posing, using both hands to point with his middle and index fingers, saying Parfum instead of Perfume, because He's Great.

Lucy: "He's creeping me out…"

Erza: "Yeah me too… I'd never chosen to be in his company. However, he is a gifted Wizard."

Grey: "Listen up you Blue Pegasus Playboy wannabes! You'd be wise to keep your hands on these Ladies, Y'hear?"

Ichiya: "Clear as Crystal. Not take your leave."

Trimen: "Thanks for dropping by!"

The four of them said, easily dismissing Grey, and angering the Snowman.

Grey: "We're here on some serious business you know! Can you pretty boys even fight!?"

No, no they cannot.

Ren: "You wanna find out?"

Eve: "Yeah, we're real tough pal!"

Natsu: "FIGHT!? WELL COUNT ME IN!"

Erza: "Everybody needs to calm down this insta-"

"My Honey~"

Erza was easily shocked as Ichiya flew past and near the Scarlet Knight… sniffing her with his massive nose…

Ichiya: "Your Parfum~ It still drives me crazy~ Aaaahahaaa-"

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!*

Erza: "YOU STAY FAR AWAY FROM ME!"

Ichiya: "Mmmaaannn~"

Lucy: "Nice Right Hook!"

{The Void is beginning to understand why Rex likes this arc so much.}

Same here sis…

When Punched, Ichiya was sent flying across the room towards the Mansion's Entrance, towards a Silhouetted figure, only for that Figure to Catch Ichiya by his head and suddenly cause the Blue Pegasus' head to freeze… this easily caught Grey's attention as a familiar figure now stood in the room.

Insane Snowman: "You dare to greet us with this Flying Buffoon? Lamia Scale demands more respect. We insist on it."

Leon said as he was seen standing there, a frozen Headed Ichiya in hand as he wore a new sick as fuck jacket! Goddammit! I hate him but he always looks so damn cool!

Grey: "It's You!"

Leon: "It's you."

Natsu: "Hey! So you went and joined a Guild after all!"

Natsu said happily, as Leon glared before launching the Parfum man across the room, causing the ice to shatter as his head hit the ground and he continued bouncing right past Grey.

Grey: "What is wrong with you!?"

Leon: "He was the one who attacked me, Grey!"

Ren: "Watch it! That's our leader you're messing with pal!"

Eve: "How Dare You!"

Hibiki: "You and your men should just turn around and go home!"

Hibiki said, causing a Character I wish I could kill, to speak up.

"I suppose that means women can stay and fi-"

"HAHAHAA! BUT WHAT TRUE MAN! NO! WHAT TRUE KNIGHT WOULD RUN AWAY FROM SUCH A GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY FOR BATTLE!"

*FWOOO-*

*BLAM!*

Sherry: "GAHAH!"

*-OOOSH!*

*CLANG!*

Suddenly a familiar Crimson armored figure wielding a large Spear flew onto the scene, easily trampling and shutting Sherry up, as he landed next to Leon valiantly, revealing Rory Britanna! The Bomb Make Knight Wizard!... and also the annoying bitch that was Sherry, who had been planted face first into the floor as Rory made his grand entrance.

Natsu: "Ah! That Red Knight Guy!"

Grey: "Rory!"

Rory: "Yes! The Explosive Knight of Lamia Scale has Arrived!"

Sherry: "I-I'm also here too!"

Sherry said as she rose back to her feet, revealing her new form that was still just as annoying as before.

Sherry: "Hehe. I was hoping you Fairies hadn't forgotten who I am. But please, do try to forget who I was, ok? I have been born anew, by the power of 💕Lo-"

*SHOVE!*

Sherry: "WHA-!"

Rory: "HAHAHAHA! A BATTLE BETWEEN GUILDS! I Can't wait to battle You Fairies once again in Honorable Knightly Combat!"

Rory yelled happily as he gripped his Comet Lance with a giant smile, causing things to quickly unfold into chaos.

Natsu: "Aw Yeah! Y/n got to kick your but last time! But now I wanna turn!"

Ichiya: "Bo~! I must breathe in more of your Parfum~!"

Scared Erza: "Ah! STAY BACK!"

Grey: "Let's Go, Leon!"

Leon: "My Pleasure!"

Lucy: "Uh guy, don't you think we're taking all of this a bit too far!"

The Trimen stared silently in Uselessness, until.

*CLANK!*

"Enough! We're here to work together as a group to destroy the Oracion Seis. This is not the time for us to fight among ourselves!"

An authoritative voice said as a brand new and powerful figure was revealed.

[Jura Neekis]
[Badass Earthbender]
[I have nothing bad to say about this man]

Needless to say, a man as imposing as this easily shocked everyone.

Leon: "Yes Jura."

Erza: "That's Jura?"

Ren: "So that's Really him… Lamia Scale's Top Man. Iron Rock Jura."

Natsu: "Who?"

Happy: "That guy is one of the ten wizard saints!"

Lucy: "Yeah, which means he's kind of a big deal."

Ignoring the rest of that scene because of Pointless Sherry Lines, and I'm avoiding having her in the plot as much as possible.

Jura: "It seems we have representatives from only 3 Guilds. The members from Cait Shelter, and Medusa Grip along with the support from Seiken have yet to arrive."

"Correction. Only the Cait Shelter members and Seiken and Support have yet to arrive. Medusa Grip on the other hand…"

An unknown voice suddenly appeared, echoing around the different mages, shocking everyone as they looked around, only to suddenly hear echoing footsteps coming from above them. Everyone turned towards the stairs leading towards the second floor of the Mansion… only to see a new figure standing ontop of them.

???: "Sorry to say this but… He's been here since before the Blue Playboys arrived."

The man then slowly walked down the stairs, facing his fellow Guildmates, making Jura and Erza's eyes widen a bit as they finally got a good look at the man.

???: "Yo! Guess we'll be working together on this one. Hope my Guild's Past doesn't make things awkward. The name's-"

Erza: "Naegi Hada."

???: "Hmm?"

Jura: "A Former High Skilled assassin of Medusa Grip when it was a Dark Guild… now you work as the Guild's Master."

Hearing this easily shocked everyone, as the mysterious man chuckled a bit.

Grey: "That's Guy's..."

Natsu: "Medusa Grip's Master?"

???: "Hehehe! Nice to see that the High Power Level Individuals here actually know who I am. Well then, you heard em. The name's Naegi Hada, Medusa Grip's Master. And before you get any wild ideas, I'm the reason our Guild's Back to being a Legal one in the first place. Hope we can get along."

[Naegi Hada]
[Former Dark Guild Wizard]
[Master of Medusa Grip]

Naegi stood there with a grin on the mysterious Guild Master's face as everyone looked around a bit, until.

Leon: "Where are your other members?"

Naegi: "Nowhere. It's Just me."

Hearing this shocked everyone even more as Naegi continued smiling, leaning on a pillar with his hands behind his head.

Grey: "What!? Are you crazy!? You're the master of your own guild and you only send yourself to fight against one of the Baram Alliance's Main Three!?"

Naegi: "Why are you so hung up on it? We've already got one of the Wizard Saints. Besides, Cait Shelter and Seiken are only sending one person, too. So it can't be that big a deal."

Hearing this shocked everyone once again as the news slammed them, all the while, the Former Dark Guild Master simply smiled at their surprised faces.

Erza: "Y/n is only sending one person aswell… no, he wouldn't come to something like this himself… so who is he sending… somebody on the same level of power as him… or maybe one of his Spirits?

Erza tried to reason to herself as she held up Ichiya on the end of her Spear, all the while, a small blue figure was seen running through the forest and towards the scene.

Lucy: "H-Hold on a second! I get Seiken only sending one person, they're only support, but who are these Cait Shelter guys sending!? We've got one of the Wizard Saints and a whole Guild Master… How Crazy Intense is this guy gonna be?"

*Trip*

"WHA-"

*THUMP!*

Suddenly, a very girly scream was heard as a figure face planted from the entrance, causing everyone to pause for a second as they turned around… only to see a small mass of Blue laying on the ground… Everyone was shocked to see this new character, as the Mola Mola slowly got to her feet, dusting herself off as she revealed her form.

"Hi. I uh… I'm sorry I got here so late… I've come from the Cait Shelter Guild... My name's Wendy. It's nice to meet all of you."

[Wendy Marvell]
[Da Best Baby!]
[The Mola Mola!]
[A character That I completely Understand is Weak but still in most of the Action and respect because she actually gets stronger from her Experiences and has an Arc! 
UNLIKE SOME FEMALE CHARACTERS IN ANIME!
*COUGH COUGH*
ORIHIME!
*COUGH COUGH*]
[NO! I will NOT be Ageing Up & lewding the Mola Mola after Arc 9! There are like 6 Other Blue Waifus counting Aquarius and Edolas Versions!... I only say this because I know someone's gonna ask...]

Lucy: "SHE'S A KID!?"

Leon: "A Little Girl?"

Ichiya: "... She's not handsome."

Erza: "Nor is she a man."

Like I said many times before, everyone was beyond extremely shocked and confused at the Mola Mola's Appearance… well, almost everyone…

Jura & Naegi: "All we're missing now is the Supporter from Seiken…"

Grey: "THEY'RE NOT EVEN PHASED BY THIS!?"

Leon: "Obviously not…"

Rory: "The heck Cait Shelter thinking… sending such a little girl on this mission… They must really be hurting for members if they sent her here on her own."

"She isn't alone. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, Gaudy Trollop!"

A very posh and annoying, but bearable voice said, as a familiar small set of footsteps was heard walking onto the scene… only to reveal another brand new character.

[Carla]
[Surprisingly not a Resued Mascot!]
[Less Useless than Happy, but way more annoying.]

Grey: "What is this!?"

Leon: "A Cat?"

Natsu: "She's just like happy!"

Lucy: "She can talk too?"

Naegi: "2 Talking Cats? That's actually kinda cool."

Wendy: "Oh Carla, you followed me here?"

Carla: "Of course. I did, you're far too young to be traveling unaccompanied my child."

What are you Tiny Toriel?

{Do not make References from the Void's Story.}

I was referring to Undertale Toriel, thank you very much!

Trimen: "Pretty Kitty~"

Lucy: "YOU FLIRT WITH CATS TOO!?"

Furries!

{The Void Calls then Furries}

Carla then turned, only to see Happy standing there, causing the Blue Cat to explode with Love Hearts, before being shocked as the White Cat turned her head away from him. Happy then went over to his Comedic Partner.

Happy: "Lucy! I'll give you my fish if you tell that Vision I haven't been Neutered yet!"

Lucy: "Keep looking up my skirt and you will be!"

I mean, you could always wear bottom clothing that covers more than 3 inches of your fat ass.

Lucy: "I will summon you here and break your antenna!"

Back to the Plot.

Wendy: "Sorry. I'm probably not what you expected. I know I'm smaller and younger than most of you, and I may not be much of a fighter but I can use all kinds of support magic. So please, let me help the group! I'd be so embarrassed if you sent me home!"

There was silence for all the Alliance members as Wendy's cuteness dug into their souls a bit.

Carla: "You'll never gain their respect if you can't show confidence, child."

Wendy: "I'm sorry Carla."

Carla: "I swear you'll drive me to Catnip."

Translation: You stress me out so much, I'm gonna have to start Getting High.

Wendy: "I can't help it!"

Erza: "Forgive me. I was caught off guard, but rest assured, no offense was ment. We're glad to have you aboard Wendy."

Hearing this made Wendy smile in amazement, while Carla continued to be a Female Dog.

Wendy: "Oh wow! You're Erza, right? I can't believe it's really you?"

Carla: "You're not quite the monster I pictured."

Skipping the Trimen's Blatant Pedophilia… Y'know what! Fuck it! EVERYONE SUFFERS!

{The Void asks why?}

My story! I narrate what I want! And I say the readers suffer!

WITH THE TRIMEN!

Ren: "That girl's gonna be gorgeous when she grows up."

{The Void Gags}

WHAHAHAHAAAA!

Eve: "Doesn't look like Hibiki wants to wait."

Hibiki: "Will you please come with me, lovely lady?"

Wendy: "Oh, Ok."

Lucy: "BAD TOUCH!"

{The Void made a Jontron Reference}

WHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Anyway, with the Strong Bois.

Jura: "Hmm…"

Naegi: "Heh. Looks like I'm not the only one here who noticed, huh?"

Ichiya: "Yes… that girl's Parfum is quite Unique. She is no ordinary child."

Jura: "I sensed that about her right away. The magic she possesses is somehow different from our own."

Naegi: "Woukd you look at that. Seems Titania over there has the same idea."

Jura: "But If Cait Shelter sent someone like that… then I really wonder who Seiken's sending to support us?"

The strongest members of the alliance thought amongst themselves… until suddenly a very very familiar sound was heard, one that once again, shocked everyone…

*VVVVVVVRRRRRRRMMMMMM!!!!*

The sudden sound caused everyone to stop what they were doing for a moment and look out the front door of the mansion, while most were extremely confused. The Fairy Tail members were all more surprised to hear such a familiar sound… before an even more familiar song began to play...

🏍
"HASSHA! BAKUSŌ!"
[Launch Bombing!] 

"🎵Taiya O~! Hirake~! Hinku No Body Ga Mewosamasu!🎶" 
[🎵Open The Tires And The Crimson Body Awakens!🎶]

"Tsurugi Ga Shinboru Hashiru Moji Maigō Tokubetsu Kasoku!"
 [The Sword Is A Symbol! Running characters! Special Acceleration For Each Issue!]

"🎵DIAGOSPEEDY~!🎶"

*CLASHING-VRVRVRRRMMMM!!!*

"THE SEIKEN SUPPORT!!!!"

The familiar Voice yelled from, until suddenly an all too familiar face literally flew through the front door, riding on the top of Diago Speedy. They learned their body, turning the Motorcycle-

*SSSCCCRRREEEEEECCCHHH!!!*

Before the bike drifted and came to a stop… at the very top of the stairs on the complete opposite side of the room from the entrance. As the smoke from the drift cleared, a figure was seen standing up from the odd Motorcycle, their form finally fully revealed, surprising everyone else at the amazing entrance, and filling the members of Fairy Tail with Joy.

Y/n: "Has Finally Arrived!"

Yep! Y/n shows up in this episode only at the very last second!

But that aside!

I'M BACK BABY!

And I'm currently trying to flip flop between 3 different Stories!

Seiken Of The Fairies
(Nara's Story)

Deltaruins
(Void's Story/An Interactive Experience Between Reader and Writer)

&

Red Reges
A Retelling of my DND Campaign with our Amazing DM who is not only on Wattpad, but basically helped me with every single one of my stories now a days!

OH! WOULD YOU LOOK THAT!

IT'S

Thanks again to the Boi himself.

If it weren't for him, the beginning of this chapter would have been a lot more bland.

And with that said! This arc begins! With new characters in the fray, and a cast of new villains, will our heroes survive?...
Maybe… Sherry might die…

ANYWAY!

WHY THE FUCK HAS NOBODY POINTED OUT ALL THE SIXES IN THIS ARC!

ARC 6!
SINISTER SIX!
SIX GUILDS!
ORACION SEIS!
SIX ORACION SEIS MEMBERS!

HELL! EVEN THE MAIN TEAM OF LUCY, ERZA, NATSU, GREY HAPPY AND Y/N HAS SIX MEMBERS!

I WENT ON A WHOLE ASS BREAK! AND NOBODY BROUGHT IT UP ONCE!

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!