[... Man! The Ending of Last Chapter Fucking Sucked!
SO.
As painful as it is, I'm gonna have to retcon a few things.

[Please Enjoy My Insanity]

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*SSSSHHHHIIIII-*
*BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

Suddenly in the heart of the WorthWoodSeed, in a bright flash of light, a massive pillar of magic power shot high into the sky, piercing through the clouds and blowing a hole in the sky as it shot higher and higher into the air. Suddenly, around that first pillar of light, several other snaking Beams of Pitch Black Magic light appeared and began shooting high up into the air, swirling around the first Pillar as they crawled high into the air.

This phenomenon was the known effect of Unleashing a Powerful Forsaken Magic…

All around the WorthWoodSeed, people were seen staring up at the gigantic Magic Pillar with a mass of different reactions, some in shock and horror, some in awe and amazement… 

Y/n, Natsu, Wendy, Lucy, Carla, Hibiki, and Happy were seen staring up at the massive pillar in a mass of shock and terror… all the while a familiar voice roared in the Seiken Swordsman's Mind.

☠
☠Get… GET GET! I WANNA GET THE FORCE!!!☠
☠

Pale Blue Flames had spawned around Y/n's right hand… but those Flames were quickly dispelled as Y/n clenched his fist… staring up at the brilliant beam of Ancient Magic with eyes of realization.

Y/n: "They found it…"

Hearing this caused everyone, but Natsu and Wendy, to turn towards Y/n in a mass of confusion… only for realization to follow soon after…

Y/n: "That's Forsaken Magic… That's Nirvana."

Y/n announced as the light and rumbling from the light died down a bit…

Lucy: "... You Cannot Be Serious! How'd they beat us to it so quickly!?"

Everyone's Favorite Jackass…

Lucy: "You helped them?"

Don't get sassy with me young lady!

As Lucy was sassy, Natsu was seen glaring at the Light Of Nirvana with enraged eyes.

Natsu: "... That Pillar Of Light… I Know Jellal's There!"

Hearing this caused Lucy to perk up in even more shock.

Lucy: "... Jellal…?"

Everyone's Favorite Jackass…

Natsu: "GRRRR-"

Y/n: "Hold it, Dino Breath."

Y/n suddenly spoke up, stopping Natsu just as he started running off.

Natsu: "Wha-"

*Clack!*

As Natsu turned to yell with an enraged face, he was suddenly stopped once again when a familiar book landed in his hands.

Seeing this book again, and feeling it's tremendous Aura, Natsu shivered a bit as he held it.

Y/n: "If you're going after Seigrain then you might aswell take that WondeRide with you."

Natsu: "... You sure?"

Y/n: "Everyone's safer with that thing in your hands than in mine."

Y/n said with a shrug, causing Natsu to grip the book before he nodded, turned around and started running off back into the WorthWoodSeed once again, as he did, Y/n just stood there with his hands in his pockets… but as he and Natsu did their respective things.

Lucy: "HOLD ON! WAIT! DON'T JUST RUN OFF LIKE THAT! Y/n! What the hell's going on! What's this about Jellal!?"

Y/n: "I'll explain later… We've got a bigger problem at the moment."

Y/n said, confusing Lucy before the Delivery boy used his head to motion behind him causing Lucy to turn… only to see Wendy on her knees, a dark aura around her as tears welled up in her eyes… a look of pure terror and guilty regret on her face.

Wendy: "N-No… what have I done… this is all because of me…"

Grey: "HYAH!"

*SLASHING!*

Back with Team Freezer/Lame-ia, Grey was seen wielding Nagare, slashing different destroyed trees to pieces as he searched for Rory.

💧 "It appears that Young Rory isn't here…"

Grey: "I know he's gotta be around here somewhere! I might not have known the guy long, but if Lyon says he won't go down that easily then I believe him."

💧 "Hmm… He is Quite persistent… I learned that from Master Y/n's fight with him back on Galuna Island… I wish I could help you more, Your Majesty… But I must remain in Sword Form in order to regain my strength."

Grey: "That's Fine. You already helped enough during the last fight. Get your rest, I'll find Rory."

*HASHING!*

Grey said to Nagare as he used the sword to slash away more trees in search of the Exploding Knight… But As Grey continued his search, a familiar beating of wings and wind was heard… as Garuda flew onto the scene, landing on one of the fallen trees… except unlike before… The Explosive Knights Loyal Companion had a dark aura around him as he glared daggers at Grey's back.

《Meanwhile》

Jura: "What Happened!? What's that light!?"

Naegi: "I can make a few Guesses… Either someone just killed a God, or the Oracion Seis had found Nirvana…"

Back with Team Shake and Break, Jura and Naegi were seen still surrounding Hoteye as the man simply stood there… until…

Hoteye: "Mr. Naegi is correct! It's Nirvana! Oh Yeah!"

Jura: "WHAT!?"

Hoteye: "There's no reason for you to get all worked up. It's main operation hasn't been activated yet, that light simply means it's seal has been broken."

Hoteye began happily, but this didn't calm Naegi or Jura in the slightest… knowing that now that the seal had been broken… one of the Oracion Seis had their hands on Nirvana…

Hoteye: "But that's not all! It's also a sign that we're about to be rolling in Dough!"

👁*GLARE!*👁

💸OH YEAH!💸

*RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!*

Naegi: "LOOK OUT OLD MAN!"

Jura: "Gah! I got Careless!"

💸EARTH MAGIC:💸
💸LIQUID GROUND:💸
💸MUD TIDAL WAVE!💸
💸OH YEAH!💸

As Jura was turned around looking up at Nirvana's light, Hoteye took advantage of Jura's Lacking Attention and attacked, quickly softening the ground infront of himself and sending it rolling over itself at Jura with a mass of speed and power, creating a Literal Tidal Wave of Mud… But Jura wasn't one of the 10 Wizards Saints for Nothing.

🗿EARTH MAGIC:🗿

*FWOOO-*
*SSSLLLAAAMMM!!!!*

🗿IRON ROCK WALL!🗿

Quickly gripping his fists and slamming his forearms together, Jura hardened and rose the ground infront of himself, making a large shield of Rock that was easily able to block Hoteyes Wave of Mud.

Hoteye: "Ha! You think that's all it takes to defend against one of my attacks? You're oh so very wrong! Oh Yea-"

Naegi: "I don't think you should be so focused on the Old Man, when I'm right here!"

Hoteye's eyes widened as he suddenly turned around, only to see Naegi above him, quickly massive Boulder around the Guild Master's Fist as he raised it high into the air.

Naegi: "ROCK!!!"

💸OH YEAH!💸

👁*GLARE!*👁

*SPLASH!!!!*

Naegi threw his fist at Hoteye, ready to smash the Dark Wizard with his Boulder, but Hoteye simply used his Eye Magic to Turn the Boulder Into Mud right before it could hit him.

Hoteye: "Ha! Paper Beats Rock, And Money is Paper! THE ONE WITH THE MOST MONEY IS ALWAYS THE VICTOR! OH YEAH!"

Hoteye announced, but Naegi only smiled as the mud spread away from the man's hand.

Naegi: "Yeah, about that."

As the Mud flew away from Naegi's hand, it was revealed that inside of the Stone, the man's hand was in a snap ready position, causing Hoteye's Eyes to widen.

*SNAP!*

*MOOSHING!*

⚒EARTH MAGIC:⚒
⚒SNAP MALUMAKE:⚒
⚒SCISSORS!⚒

Naegi snapped, causing the Mud that Hoteye created to suddenly all come together in Naegi's Hands, taking shape as a Gigantic Pair of Scissors.

*SLASH!!!*

Naegi quickly spun around and slashed at Hoteye, but the Oracion Seis members easily dodged, turning the ground under him to mud and sinking down into it, before launching himself high into the air.

Hoteye: "Haha! A Battle of Softening, Hardening, And Shaping the Very Earth Itself! WE COULD RECORD THIS FIGHT AND SELL IT TO MAKE TONS AND TONS OF MONEY! Oh Yeah!"

Hoteye Announced Proudly, but as he did.

Naegi: "Old Man!"

Jura: "Right!"

*SNAP!*

⚒SNAP MALUMAKE!⚒

Naegi snapped before he threw his clay Scissors into the air, they quickly spun through the air before it suddenly exploded into a mass of clay balls that surrounded Hoteye.

⚒MAT BREAKDOWN!⚒

*CLAP!*

🗿PRAYING HANDS!🗿
🗿IRON ROCK-🗿

*BOOO-SHING!!!*

🗿-POWDER EXPLOSION!🗿

Jura slammed his hands together, suddenly causing all of the Clay Balls to explode out into giant Rock Spikes that went to impale Hoteye from all directions… but…

👁*GLARE!*👁

*SPLOOSH!!!*

As soon as the Spikes Got Close, they suddenly melted into a mass of mud as an orange force field like sphere appeared around him.

Hoteye: "Ha! An attack like that won't work either! Just give up now! I HAVE FAR TOO MUCH MONEY!"

💸OH YEAH!💸

Hoteye glared, causing the ground around Jura to suddenly turn into mud as he quickly began getting sucked inside of it, but this didn't faze the wizard saint at all, as he quickly hardened the ground under his feet, before turning that ground into a pillar that shot him high into the air, with some rocks in hand, Jura threw them infront of himself before punching them with all his might midair.

🗿IRON ROCK FIST!!!🗿

*FWOOOO-SPLOOSH!*

Jura's punch suddenly turned the Rocks into giant Rock Fists, sending them flying at Hoteye… only to quickly turn them into mud that began orbiting him like a mass of planets.

Hoteye: "And now it's my turn!"

💸MUDDY RAIN BARRAGE!💸
💸OH YEAH!💸

Hoteye then threw his hands forward, sending the Orbiting mud flying at the Falling Jura with extreme speed. But Jura was once again prepared, quickly Yanking a mass of earth from the ground below into the air, creating a wall infront of himself, before launching said wall at Hoteye… only for it to turn to mud as soon as it got close.

Hoteye: "When will you realize that it's Useless! Nothing can get past my Melting Eyes, especially not another Wizard's Earth Magic! You've met your Match, Wizard Saint Jura! Oh Yeah!"

Jura: "Hmph, alone this fight might just be a waste of time, but that's the sole reason why I chose not to fight alone."

Jura said, causing Hoteye's eyes to widen as he quickly looked around the battlefield for a moment.

*SPLASH!*

"Lookin For Me?"

Suddenly, the Rock wall that Jura launched at Hoteye burst open, revealing Naegi covered in a mass of clay, along with the Clay Inside of the Iron Rock attack.

Naegi: "You may be able to Soften Hardened Earth."

Naegi began as he held out his hand, turning part of the Iron Rock wall into Clay and molding that Clay into a Halberd, spinning it over his head once he had.

Naegi: "BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO AGAINST MY SPECIAL ROCK COLLECTION!"

*SHING-SLASH-SWOOSH-SLASHING!*

With Expert Skills, Naegi quickly slashed at Hoteye with his Malumake Halberd over and over again, but Hoteye expertly dodged each and every strike before quickly jumping away, finally landing back on the ground as Jura and Naegi followed after, the Lamia and Medusa standing side by side against the Oracion.

Jura: "Hmm… I don't understand…"

Naegi: "Eh? What isn't there to get?"

Jura: "Every time I attacked him, he simply melted my Iron Rock… but whenever you attacked with your Clay Weapons, he was forced to dodge."

Jura exclaimed in confusion, causing Naegi to chuckle.

Naegi: "Heh, ain't it obvious? His Paper, your's is Rock, and I'm Scissors."

Jura: "... I still don't understand."

Hoteye: "Mr. Naegi is referring to the Game: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Wizards, Lizards. A popular Dark Wizard game that categorizes magic types and how they counter eachother. Oh Yeah."

Jura: "A Dark Wizard Game?"

Naegi: "Let me explain."

《Rule Time!》
《Narrated by Naegi!》

Every Part of the game counters eachother, just like normal magics.

Jura, your Iron Rock Magic puts you in the Rock👊 category.

Hoteye's Liquid Ground Magic puts him in the Paper🤚 Category.

And my Malumake puts me in the Scissors✌ Category.

Liquid Ground🤚 Perfectly Counters Iron Rock👊. 
But in turn Malumake✌ Perfectly Counters Liquid Ground🤚.

《Explanation Over!》

Naegi: "Hoteye might be able to Melt your Magic, but my Malumake Weapons are Made of Clay, meaning they can't get any more Liquefied then they already are, even with their sharp edged. Paper Beats Rock, but Scissors Beats Paper."

Jura: "Hmm… So Dark Wizards treat Magic Battles as a complicated game of Rock Paper Scissors… no wonder some of them are so powerful… Looks like I have a bit to learn from you Master Naegi."

Naegi: "A Bit? Heh, If I wasn't the leader of a former Dark Guild, I'd be a Wizard Saint just like you old man."

Naegi and Jura said as they prepared to fight Hoteye once again, Naegi snapping as a mass of Clay came out of the ground and began spinning around violently as it took form.

Hoteye: "Sorry, but It seems you won't be able to put any of those lessons to use anytime soon!"

💸OH YEAH!💸

👁*GLARE!*👁

*RRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!*

💸LIQUID GROUND:💸
💸MUD BEAST! JAW TRAP!💸
💸OH YEAH!💸

Hoteye roared as he threw his hand into the air, quickly causing the ground under Jura and Naegi to turn to Mud, before shooting up in the form of a gigantic monster mouth ready to snap on the two and suffocate them… but…

*CLAP!*

🗿Praying Hands!🗿

*SSSLLLAAAMMM!!!*

🗿IRON ROCK BLAST!🗿

Slapping his hands against the incoming mud walls, Jura quickly hardened them and sent them flying back.

Jura: "Master Naegi! I'll keep his attacks at bay! You Finish Him Off! Paper may Cover Rock, but Rocks can still Hold Paper Down."

Naegi: "Man, you picked that up way quicker than I thought!"

*SNAP!*

Naegi said before he snapped, causing the clay he had summoned to stop spinning as he grabbed it. Then oddly enough, this new Weapon shined a bright green color.

Naegi: "Say hello to one of my strongest spells!"

⚒MEGA MALUMAKE!⚒
⚒SNAP CRAFT HAMMER!⚒

A small hand hammer was revealed shining a bright green in Naegi's hand. The Guild Master then raised the hammer high into the air, before slamming it on the ground, quickly causing a mass of the earth below him to turn into Clay, before it began twisting and spiraling up. Naegi lifted the hammer and began rushing at Hoteye, the small hammer quickly turning into a gigantic mallet.

Naegi: "YOU'RE DONE, ORACION SKUM!"

Naegi quickly approached Hoteye, massive hammer in hand, ready to throw it down… but Hoteye suddenly didn't seem like himself… as he began laughing uncontrollably.

?Hoteye?: "Hehehehehehe! Money! Money! Money! Money!"

💸WE'RE ALL GOING TO BECOME INCREDIBLY WEALTHY!💸

*FFFWWWOOOOSSSSSHHHH!!!!*

Hoteye yelled suddenly causing everything around Naegi and Jura to turn into mud and shoot high into the air, shocking both of them as the Guild Master was forced to stop charging as a massive mass of mud was ready to crush him at any moment.

Jura: "W-What is this sudden Burst of Power!?"

Naegi: "NO WAY THIS GUY IS THIS STRONG!"

The two said in shock as the massive waves of Mud began to tremble, ready to crash down at any second… but something else odd quickly began to happen to Hoteye…

?Hoteye?: "WhAaAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHh!!!!!!!"

The man suddenly let out an inhuman screech, as the massive waves of mud only went higher into the sky, creating massive shadows that covered everyone… making what looked like a Canyon of mud in the middle of a forest…

Jura: "What has gotten into him!?"

Naegi: "I don't even know! Dark Wizards aren't usually this crazy!"

《Meanwhile》

Back with our, Hibiki, Lucy, Y/n, Happy, Wendy and Carla.

Hibiki: "Come on! We have to go after Natsu!"

Lucy: "Hold on a second! Y/n! Can you please explain what exactly is going on right now!? Why did Natsu bring up Jellal!? Why'd you give him that weird book?"

Y/n: "Yeah, I think there are bigger problems right now."

Lucy: "Like What!?"

Erza's gone.

Lucy: "Huh!?"

Lucy gasped before she turned, only to see that-

Lucy: "WWWHHHAAA!!! ERZA'S GONE!"

… That Erza had completely disappeared from where she was once lying… and somehow not a single person noticed… all the while, Wendy was seen panicking more and more… an aura around her slowly growing darker and darker.

Carla: "I swear, where are her manors! She didn't even thank Wendy for saving her life."

Y/n: "*Sigh* She probably her Dino say Siegrain stupid name and went running like Stupid Lost Puppy! AGH! SWORDHOARDER DRIVES ME CRAZY SOMETIMES!"

Meanwhile in the panic corner…

Panicking Wendy: "How could I be so stupid… This is all my fault… What did I do! I never should have healed him!... It's my fault Nirvana was found… and Erza ran of-"

Y/n: "That's enough of that!"

*CHOP!*

Wendy: "A-Uuuggghhh-"

*Thud!*

Lucy: "AH! Y/N?!"

Hibiki: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?"

Carla: "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"

Suddenly, while Wendy was in the middle of her panic session, Y/n appeared behind her and chopped her on the head, knocking the girl unconscious as she fell into his arms.

Y/n: "*Sigh* You'll thank me later. Now let's get moving."

Y/n said as he carried Wendy over his shoulder and began running off in the same direction as Natsu, forcing the others to follow.

Hibiki: "Ok, even I'm confused at this point. Will you explain what's happening?"

Carla: "And Start with why you knocked Wendy Unconscious!"

Y/n then suddenly stopped running, causing the others to do the same as the Delivery Boy began to explain.

Y/n: "... Nirvana doesn't Destroy Light to create Endless Darkness or destroy Darkness to create Endless Light like the legends say… In reality it does the opposite of that."

Lucy: "The Opposite?"

Carla: "What does this have to do with you hurting Wendy!?"

Y/n: "Lemme Finish First! Listen, Nirvana doesn't Destroy or Create it Flip Flops."

Hibiki: "Flip Flops?"

Y/n: "It Swaps Light for Darkness and Darkness for Light. It turns Good Things Evil and Evil Things Good. The Thing Flip Flops Shit… But, if I know a thing or two about Forsaken Magic Weapons, it only fully does that in it's True Form."

Hibiki: "It's true form? Wait, so you mean that big beam isn't Nirvana?"

Y/n: "... When opening up a Soda Bottle, what happens?"

Happy: "Oh! It makes that weird Hissing Sound."

Hibiki: "That's the Carbon Dioxide used to carbonate the Soda Escaping."

Y/n: "Right. Well think of Nirvana as power to Flip Flop as the Soda Inside of the Bottle, the weapon itself as the bottle, and the Seal keeping Nirvana away from the world as the Soda Bottle's Cap. Now imagine that there's a bunch of pressure inside of the soda bottle, so much that the Cap is constantly Hissing letting out bits and bits of Carbon Dioxide… and now, someone has gone and ripped the bottle cap completely off."

Hearing this caused Hibiki's eyes to widen, while Lucy and the cats were simply confused.

Hibiki: "Ah! I get it! When you open the bottle the Soda shots out! That Pillar isn't Nirvana it's Just all the Built up Power being released after being sealed away for so many years!"

Happy: "WHA!?"

Lucy: "So that Black Light is all Flip Flop Soda!?"

Y/n: "In Layman's Terms, basically. And that stuff is strong enough that Weaker Willed People will get affected by it just by being nearby."

Carla: "Ah… So you knocked Wendy unconscious for her own good… so she wouldn't turn evil and attack us…"

Y/n: "Yup. With a Weak, Tiny, Baby, Dingo, Cloud, Dragon, Child Brain like hers, she wouldn't stand a chance."

Lucy: "Wait! What about everyone else then!"

Lucy asked as Grey was seen searching for Rory desperately, while Garuda watched him, a dark aura surrounding the bird.

Y/n: "Everyone else should be fine… Unless they've got the mind of a child or are going through something Mind Breakingly traumatic."

As Garuda sat on a fallen tree, the Bird's dark aura only grew as it began raising his wings, causing a large Scarlet Magic Circle to appear behind the Saber Toothed Falcon as it glared at Grey.

Y/n, Hibiki, and Lucy were seen running once again, with Happy and Carla flying by their sides.

Y/n: "Hell, that's the reason why I gave Natsu my Primitive Dragon Book."

Lucy: "Primitive Dragon?"

You didn't see it… but during the whole Battle of Fairy Tail thing… Y/n went Berserk, and kinda almost completely demolished Laxus.

Lucy: "Woah Seriously!?"

Yup. Primitive Y/n almost killed him, he even tanked Fairies Law.

Lucy: "W-Woah… Wait! Hold on! You gave a book that dangerous to Natsu!? What if he uses it and goes crazy!"

Y/n: "Don't worry about Dino. He knows to avoid using that thing as much as me. I only gave it to him because Primitive Dragon's Influence on me would have 100% turned my evil thanks to Nirvana, and we all know how bad that would end."

Y/n said, causing Happy and Lucy to quickly remember an enraged Y/n absolutely demolishing the Demon Flute Lullaby using Gekido, causing them to shiver.

Y/n: "Thanks to Natsu having Rekka and Erza having Saikou, they should have a high immunity to Nirvana's effects aswell. Everyone on our side should be fine… well… almost everyone."

Hibiki: "What do you mean, almost everyone?"

Y/n: "I know that Grey and Nagare are fighting Racer… and that Lyon and Rory were near their battle field…"

Y/n began as Garuda and Grey were seen once again, the Falcon charging up a mass of magic as Grey continued searching, completely unaware of the incoming attack.

Y/n: "For all I know… something really bad could have happened… someone could have gotten hurt or worse… And Lyon or Rory could be prime subjects for Nirvana's Power."

《Meanwhile》

*SSSCCCRRREEEEEECCCHHH!!!*

*BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

Grey: "GAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!"

*THOOOM!!!*

💧 "YOUR MAJESTY!"

Suddenly, a chain of explosions flew from Garuda's wings and slammed into Grey, sending the Fairy flying and smashing through a tree, easily knocking the Man unconscious as the bird screeched demonicly.

《Meanwhile》

?Hoteye?: 
"AaAaAaAaHhHhHhHhHh!!!!!"

Jura and Naegi watched in horror as Hoteye screamed in a mass of anguish, massive waves of Mud rising and lowering from the ground and sky as the man held his face and continued screeching…

?Hoteye?: "MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!"

Jura: "IT'S AS IF HE'S BEEN POSSESSED!"

Naegi: "DON'T BRING GHOSTS INTO THIS OLD MAN!"

?Hoteye?: "MMMMMOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!"

*Shing!*

🎖Is The Root Of All Evil🎖
🎖Oh Yeah🎖

Naegi: "H-Hah!?"

Jura: "That's not what you said just a minute Ago!"

Both Jura and Naegi were extremely shocked as Hoteye quickly grew a new glow around himself, the Muddy Waves quickly turned into Peace Sign Statues as the man cried bright tears.

Hoteye: "You see! I've been desperately searching for my long lost younger brother! *Sniff* And I thought that if I accumulated enough money I would be able to find him! *Sniff* Oh Yeah! However! Now I've realized how foolish it was of me to think that way! 
I Was Wrong!"

Jura: "What!?"

Naegi: "I didn't even hit him yet… What Happened!?"

Hoteye: "JURA! MR. NAEGI! WHY DON'T WE BURY THE HATCHET AND BECOME THE BEST OF FRIENDS! EARTH BUDDIES EVEN! OH YEAH! THE WORLD AROUND US IS OVERFLOWING WITH LOVE! OH YEAH! FULL TO BURSTING WITH SUCH SWEETNESS AND COMPASSION! 
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU HAVE THE POWER OF LOVE ON YOUR SIDE! 
OH! YEAH!"

*GROUP ROCK HUG!"

Hoteye preached before he suddenly grabbed both the extremely confused Jura and Naegi and forced them into a gigantic hug, Hoteye's tears falling ontop of both Jura and Naehi's heads.

Hoteye: "What do you say we work together to put an end to my former comrads plans. We must teach them the wonders of peace, love and harmony. Are you with me?"

Naegi: "..... Aw Screw it! WELCOME TO THE TEAM BIG GUY!"

Uncomfortable Jura: "... Oh… Yeah…"

《Back with Y/n》

Y/n: "..... But now that I think about it, It would 100% be possible for one of the Oracion Seis to join our side."

Hibiki: "You really think there's a chance of that happening?"

Y/n: "There's a chance for everything if you try hard enough."

Lucy: "... What? That… doesn't make sense."

You don't make sense.

Lucy: "What kind of insult is that!?"

A Bad One! Anyway, Time to watch two kids way out of their league get the snot kicked out of them.

Lucy: "Wait Wha-"

《Meanwhile》

Eve was seen running away as fast as he could, jumping through the forest like a rabbit shooting blasts of snow… but being a useless magic element in the face of literally any heat, Eve was easily bitched out. The baby that Eve is, was easily slammed to the ground, only to reveal Midnight standing behind him.

Midnight: "1 Down and 8 to go."

Eve: "Man, he's so much stronger than me! My magic's useless against him."

Honey, your magic is useless against anyone with Fire, Ice, or a Heavy Coat. Wendy is stronger than you.

Midnight then walked up behind the baby.

Midnight: "Hey, you still alive down there?"

Eve: "*Whimper*"

… You see, this is why I call him a Baby.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Midnight: "I Love Watching My Pray Suffer."

《Meanwhile》

Welp, Eve's dead.

Lucy: "HE'S WHAT!?"

I'm joking! Probably…

Hibiki: "Hey, Lucy, can you ask Nara if he knows anything about Nirvana? Something we don't?"

Y/n: "Eh? Nara? Who's that?"

Eh? Wait Y/n doesn't know me?

Lucy: "Oh Yeah, I guess I never really explained it to you."

Wait, are you serious? He didn't know I existed till Arc 6!?

Lucy: "You know how I talk to myself sometimes?"

Y/n: "Yeah."

Lucy: "Well, this Omniscient Jerk of a Voice in my head who acts as the Narrator to this world's Story or whatever, and when he's not being a dick he's helping me with info and seeing a bit of the future."

Y/n: "Oh… That's… actually kinda cool… I honestly thought you were talking to your spirits this whole time like how I talk to my Seiken."

Lucy: "You don't talk to yourself."

Y/n: "In public. I do it in my head most of the time so I don't sound crazy."

Lucy: "......."

Lucy thoughts: "I swear to God if you can hear me right now."

Loud and Clear.

Lucy: "AGH! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT SOONER!"

Happy: "She's not crazy! But she's still stupid!"

Y/n: "Aye Sir!"

Lucy: "SHUT IT YOU TWO!"

Lucy yelled, causing Happy and Y/n to laugh as the group continued on their way… but as they did, Spark was seen watching the group from a tree, a serious expression on her face before a small smirk grew.

*SHING!*

In a flash of light, the girl then disappeared… only to leave the Gemini twins awkwardly floating there…

Gemi & Mimi: "Piri-Piri."

The two said as they awkwardly shuffled off screen.

I am very excited for the next episode…

Do you know why?

No?

Well I will tell you why.

I AM GOING TO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY CHANGE THIS FIGHT SCENE!

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Oh boy is Nara gonna need some Headache Medicine After This One.

ANYWAY!