MAGNOLIA SOUTHGATE PARK

…. Wait, we're starting with an Establishing Shot?... that's new…

Gajeel: "What's the deal? Why'd you ask me to meet you out here? Make it fast I gotta get to work."

Oh, that's why. Hold on, let me get the 
U n s e t t l i n g  M u s i c.

There we go.

Inside Southgate Park, Gajeel was seen holding a Delivery Box under his arm as he faced Jet and Droy while Levy was seen hiding in fear from Gajeel behind a tree. Fun Fact! That's the same tree that Gajeel Crucified Her on after beating her and her friends half to death, AND THEY STILL FUCKED! But that's not important for some reason. Anyway…

Jet: "We've gotta bone to pick with you!"

Droy: "After what you did to us, there's no way you're joining our Guild!"

Let's see here: Destroyed the Guildhall, Beat up to near death and Crucified Levy, Jet, and Droy, rekidnapped and beat the ever living shit out of Lucy… no yeah, this is very much a fair reaction.

Gajeel: "Aw c'mon guys, can't we just forgive and forget?"

No.

And the boys agreed, glaring at the Bass with intensity.

Levy: "Th-They're right! W-We a-aren't just gonna let you get off Scot free after what you did to us!"

Levy said as she slowly got out from the tree she was hiding behind, revealing that despite her newfound confidence her legs were still shaking a bit, but seeing this caused Gajeel to chuckle… but this would quickly backfire as it only angered the script mage a bit as she stopped her legs from shaking and glared with an intensity even stronger than Jet and Droy as he fear of the past quickly turned into anger, the sudden change in demeanor shocking Gajeel a bit.

Levy: "Keep acting cocky all you want… CAUSE WE'LL KNOCK THAT SMILE RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE!"

*FWOOSH!*

Jet: "Highspeed-"

*BBBLLLAAMMM!!!*

Jet: 
"RAPTURE!"

Suddenly, Jet dashed forwards with a burst of speed, spinning around before he slammed the back of his foot into Gajeel's chin, sending the Dragon Slayer flying into the air.

Droy: 
"Seeker Seeds! 
KNUCKLE PLANT!"

*BLA-BLA-BLA-BLAM!*

Throwing seeds onto the ground, suddenly a mass of plants shaped like fists appeared and quickly grew up until they rained a mass of fists down onto Gajeel, quickly sending the Bass down towards the ground, but before he could even hit the ground, Levy was seen rushing towards the slayer, hed hand reeled back as a word was seen written onto it.

📘SOLID SCRIPT!📘

*Pat*

*ZOOOO-*

📘IMPACT!📘

*BBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*

Gajeel: "KAHA-"

*THOOOM!*

A powerful Shockwave exploded from Levy's Hand, quickly sending Gajeel flying back as he skid across the ground, ripping up the dirt as he did, only to stay kneeling there after the short beat down.

Jet: "You had enough yet?"

Droy: "What happened to the tough guy act?"

"You're not giving the new guy a tough time, are ya?"

Levy was about to say something, when suddenly, a familiar voice spoke up, revealing that Laxus had appeared…

Laxus: "See as this is the punk that tore down our Guildhall and kicked all your sorry asses, I see how you feel. I bet the only reason the old geezer let you join the guild was because he was scared of you wreakin the place again."

The Eel began as he pushed Team ShadowGear out of the way and faced the Bass, only to grow an intense glare.

Laxus: "We've become the laughingstock of the magic community, all because of you! On my way back from my last job, I stopped at pubs, and I heard some things that really pissed me off! Everybody was talking about how Weak the Fairy Tail Guild is now! NO ONE DARED TO SAY THAT ABOUT US UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!"

*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!*

Gajeel: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

Suddenly a bolt of Golden lightning fell down onto Gajeel, causing him to scream in pain before Laxus reeled his fist back.

Laxus: "NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!"

slamming his fist onto the ground, Laxus summoned a Saw Blade of Electricity that ripped through the ground as it rammed into Gajeel and dragged the Iron Dragon along until he was slammed into a wall, left sitting in a smoldering pile or black burnt ground.

Jet: "YOU'RE TAKING THIS TOO FAR MAN! CALM DOWN!"

Droy: "Hold on… Laxus is strong and all but Gajeel's goin down way too easily…"

*BLAM!*

*BLAM!*

*BLAM!*

Laxus: "You never should have messed with Fairy Tail Punk! Cause now you have to deal with me!"

Laxus began stomping on Gajeel, who just continued to lay there, taking the beating… until…

Levy: ".... LAXUS! That's enough! Stop it already!"

Laxus: 
"I'M NOT TAKIN ORDERS FROM YOU!"

*CCCRRRTTTZZZ-*

*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!!*

Suddenly, Laxus roared as he launched a bolt of Golden lightning right at Levy with a mass of speed and power, the Script mage not even having a second to think before she was slammed with the Golden Bolt filled to the brim with a mass of S-Class Wizard Power, as a bright flash blinded everyone for a moment… Jet and Droy were shocked as they just saw Levy get blasted by Laxus… but the Eel simply growled and glared, as he saw something the other two had clearly missed.

"Man, you Wizards really are just a bunch of Power Junkies hopped up on your own Magic Energy, huh?"

*FWOSHING!*

Suddenly, the smoke from Laxus' attack was slashed away, revealing Y/n standing infront of Levy with Kyomu in hand and an unamused look on his face, the Electrical Power from the Eel's attack quickly being consumed by Kyomu's Black Flames. Levy was seen stunned by Y/n's sudden appearance, while Laxus looked even more angered than before.

Y/n: "But I really didn't expect you to attack one of your own, KinkBolt."

Laxus: "Tch! You again…"

Laxus growled while Y/n dispelled Kyomu and sighed… meanwhile…

Levy: "Y/n… you-"

Y/n: "Don't think I did this because I wanted to. Rekka would bitch at me for weeks if I just watched you get fried… other than that… Yo Grumpy! You done letting these guys kick the shit out of you yet? I still need your help hauling that Delivery Cart!"

Y/n yelled to Gajeel, shocking Team ShadowGear a bit before the Bass slowly rose to his feet, dusting the dirt off himself as he did.

Gajeel: "Yeah… I'm done…"

Gajeel said before he began walking past everyone, leaving them in an odd state of shock… and Unbridled Rage if you were a Lightning Powered Psychopath with a Power Complex, but that's not important…

Jet: "You mean that whole time…"

Droy: "He was just letting us beat him up?..."

Levy: "......"

Gajeel then went past Levy as Y/n put his hands behind his head and followed the Fairy Wizard/Delivery Agent… but the Bass suddenly stopped while Y/n continued to walk off, picking up the Package Gajeel was carrying earlier.

Gajeel: "... If we aren't even, then we can just continue this later… but right now I've got shit to do…"

The Iron Dragon Slayer said before he continued walking off, leaving Team ShadowGear stunned, when suddenly a growl was heard from Laxus as he began marching off in the opposite direction.

Laxus thoughts: "I can't take much more of this… Fairy Tail has become so pathetic, it's nothing but a Joke now… the stupid old Geezer's running it into the ground! When I take over the Guild, Things are gonna change!"

THE MAGNOLIA HARVEST FESTIVAL!

What is the Harvest Festival you may ask? I HAVE NO FUCKIN CLUE! Because the Festival is not at all explained to justify the Miss Fairy Tail pageant a scene prior! Will we get an explanation later thanks to Lucy's Stupidity? I'm willing to bet yes!

For now I'll give an explanation from what I know of actual harvest festivals… y'know what fuck that. Just give me one second…

*tap tap tap tap*

'Fairy Tail… Harvest Festival…'

*Tap!*

Wow, even the Wiki entry is Bare Bones…

*Ahem!*

As the Wiki States!

'The Harvest Festival is an event held in Magnolia Town. It is hosted by the Fairy Tail Guild and it occurs once a year starting on October 15th.'

Now!

From above we can see a mass of Balloons had been blown up and hung onto the pointy parts of the houses. Some even sat at the weird church castle thing in the middle of town that totally won't be a place of importance at the end of this arc. On the streets, a mass of small little vendor shops selling food and merchandise for tourists and idiots alike.

Natsu: "Food…"

Happy: "AYE!"

Natsu: "Must eat… everything in sight…"

Happy: "CHOW TIME! YEAH!"

Natsu was seen stumbling down the street, still sick from the Ethernano for the sole reason of keeping him out of the main plot because he's too Op for it to progress naturally, all while a mass of people enjoyed the festival, and Grey, Juvia and Lucy watched at the Salmon and Cat "walked" together.

Lucy: "Natsu still hasn't recovered, huh?"

Juvia: "He does seem rather ill, doesn't he?"

Grey: "He'll be fine once he eats, trust me."

Thank you for hammering in this Arc's Plot Hold-Em.

Lucy: "Oh hey, I was wondering when you'd show up, Nara."

I wouldn't miss this for the world, this is the arc where you're actually useful… for once…

Lucy: "Ah ge, thanks. You're such a supportive friend."

WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! I'm doing my job, and you're interrupting it with your weird stupid ability to hear me!

Lucy: "Hey! I didn't choose to be able to hear you! You just showed up and I've gotta deal with you!"

Lucy yelled while Juvia and Grey watched her in a bit of exhaustion.

Juvia: "It seems like Lucy's Arguing with Nara again…"

Grey: "Man, even I've gotta admit that having an all seeing thing that only you can hear, appears at random and constantly makes fun of you has gotta be the Best and Worst power of all time…"

Juvia: "Yes, if they could get along, then Lucy would be quite unstoppable…"

Unstoppable my ass! She'd still be beyond useless even with my help!

Lucy: "What is your problem with me!?"

THE KEY OF THE STARRY SKY ARC!

Lucy: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS!"

"Did Lucy finally snap? Not gonna lie, I expected it to happen much sooner."

A familiar voice said, as Y/n was revealed walking onto the scene with Odd and Kate by his side, the three of them all carrying crates with the Fairy Tail Symbol on them.

Juvia: "*Gasp!* Darling!"

Grey: "What'sup."

Lucy: "Hey! What's with the boxes?"

Lucy said as she noticed the very obvious crates that I had already drawn attention to.

Odd: "Th-The boxes ar-"

Kate: "THEY'RE FAIRY TAIL'S FLOAT SUPPLIES FOR THE FANTASIA PARADE!"

Y/n: "The Coot isn't exploiting any Loopholes in my contracts and is using Seiken's Delivery Services as intended for once… Also Kate's excited for the parade."

Kate: "IT'S BEEN SOOOO LONG SINCE I'VE SEEN ONE! OVER 100 YEARS NOW!"

Lucy: "One Hundre- Oh right, I forget that the two of you are Sword Spirits sometimes. Or, Sword and Book spirits?"

Kate: "Eh? The hell are you talking about? We're both Sword Spirits! You were right the first time ya idiot!"

Lucy: "Huh? Wait but I thought that Odd was the Spirit of that Time Sword, and you were the Spirit of that Ocean History book?"

Kate: "What? No! WondeRide Books that are the Base of a Sword's Armored form don't have a Spirits of their own you dumbass!"

Lucy: "Wha!? but-"

Kate: "Odd and I are both Spirits of the Same Sword, Jikokuken Kaiji's two forms, just like Suzune! I'm the Spirit of Kaiji's Sword form, and Odd's the spirit of Kaiji's Trident Form!"

Lucy: "Eh? Then what about that Yoroshi guy, that was Nanami's Book Spirit?"

Odd, Y/n & Kate: "Who's Yoroshi?"

Lucy stood there, a mass of confused question marks flying around her head as she stood there dumbfounded.

Lucy: "Nara, what the heck is going on right now? I could have sworn that Kate was a Book Spirit and there was a Spirit named Yoroshi."

All writers make Retcons sometimes… even Rex pulls them on a rare occasion. I'm surprised you even remember anything.

Lucy: "Huh? What? Retcon? What are you-"

ANYWAY! Time to introduce a Character who is only Useful in this and the Worst Arc in the Entire Anime!

"You haven't changed a bit Grey."

[Warren Rocko]
[Only of use in this and the Worst Arc in the entire Anime… Fuckin! Key of the Starry Damn Sky Arc!]

Grey: "Hey Warren! It's been a while!"

Warren: "Didn't think I'd make it back in time for the festival, but here I am."

Y/n: "Who's this Bland Lookin Side Character?"

Warren: "B-Bland Side Character!?"

Grey: "Meet Warren Rocko, a master of telepathy magic, He goes on so many jobs we hardly ever see him."

That introduction Trope is going to pop up again.

Y/n: "Huh, nice to meet ya Borren Bucko! I'm Y/n of the Seiken Delivery Agency! If you help Makarov find more loopholes in my contract I will skin you alive."

Y/n said happily with a smile.

Odd: "I-I'm O-Odysseus of Seiken… but everyone calls me Odd…"

Kate: "I'M KATE! BOW BEFORE ME BORREN!"

Warren: "Uh, it's nice to meet you all too, but my name is Warren nor Bor-"

Juvia: "I'm a New Recruit at Fairy Tail, my name's Juvia, and I'm also an Agent of Seiken Delivery."

Warren: "Oh, so you're the one I've been hearing abo-"

Juvia: "It's very nice to meet you Borren!"

Warren: "It's Warre-"

Kate: "FORGET ABOUT BORING TELEPATHY BOY! LOOK AT THIS AWESOME FESTIVAL!"

Juvia: "It is quite a sight."

Lucy: "No kidding, what a crowd."

Y/n: "Eh, I've seen bigger… well I guess that was more of a War… why the hell was it called a Festival then?"

Warren: "It's a pretty big deal, People come from all around to see the Fantasia Parade."

Kate: "PARADE!!!!"

Lucy: "I can't wait to see it too!"

Grey: "You're in the parade, remember?"

Lucy: "Wasn't there something else I was supposed to be in? AH! I forgot all about the Miss Fairy Tail Contest! MY RENT MONEY!"

Lucy said as she ran off, leaving everyone else in the dust.

Y/n: "Miss Fairy Tail Contest?"

Odd: "I-It's a Beauty Pageant Fairy Tail's putting on."

Y/n: "Beauty Pageant? Hold on a second…"

Y/n then suddenly pulled a Modern yet Extremely old and Dusty Notebook out of his Hammer Space, quickly opening it up and flipping through a few pages, quickly revealing that every single one of them had a giant list of things to do with a lot of them being crossed off already, until Y/n got to a random page with a listed thing that said,

"Witness a Beauty Pageant."

Y/n: "*GASP!* That's On my Bucket List! Alright Kaiji, let's drop off these Materials and fulfill one of my Life's Goals!"

Odd: "R-RIGHT BOSS!"

Kate: "Do we have too?"

Y/n: "YES!"

Y/n yelled before he suddenly rushed off, towards Fairy Tail much like Lucy did, causing Odd and Kate to follow after him not long after… meanwhile… a Dark Aura was seen surrounding Juvia.

Juvia: "A Beauty Contest that my Shining Prince must see? I refuse to be absent in such an important moment of my Y/n's Life!"

Grey: "So I guess you'll be entering too…"

《Not Long Later》

"THE LONG WAIT IS FINALLY OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY MISS FAIRY TAIL CONTEST! WHERE YOUR FAVORITE FAIRIES FIGHT IN A BATTLE OF BEAUTY! I'M MAXALURE STAND WIZARD EXTRAORDINAIRE AND I WILL BE THE HOST OF THIS EXCITING EVENT!"

Inside of the Fairy Tail Guild, Fairy Simps of all kinds were seen cheering as the Miss Fairy Tail Contest got ready to begin… All the while, Y/n was seen sitting with Natsu, Elfman and Grey, although Y/n had stars in his eyes as he was excited to check another event off his seemingly endless bucket list.

Grey: "I expected to see Elfman here, but why you Flame Brain? And why the hell are you so excited Y/n?"

Elfman: "Because their Men!"

Grey: "I get that… but then why are you here?"

Grey said before he turned to His left, only to reveal surprisingly enough, Ikazuchi sitting there with a sinister smile.

Grey: "I didn't think you'd be into stuff like this."

Ikazuchi: "Trust me I'm not… I'm Just Here To Heckle!"

Grey: "That makes more sense…"

Max: "NOW LET'S MEET OUT FIRST CONTESTANT! THE EXOTIC BEAUTY WHO WILL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! 
CANA ALBERONA!"

The boy announced as Cana appeared on Stage, causing the simps to go wild as they cheered happily.

Max: "NOW BUST OUT SOME MAGIC AND SHOW US YOUR STUFF!"

Cana then pulled out her deck of cards and caused them to go spinning around herself, when suddenly she was surrounded in a mass of light until…

*SHING!*

*WOW.mp4*

Max: "SHE CHANGED INTO A SWIMSUIT!"

Cana: "The Prize Money can cover my tab."

Meanwhile, backstage.

Lucy: "A Swim Suit? No Fair!"

Erza: "That's a Clever Idea, maybe I should do the same."

Lucy: "AH! You're in this too!?"

Erza: "Whenever I hear the word Contest I get all worked up."

Haru: "Like you're even gonna win, especially since they've got a whole new Godly body to Gawk at!"

Lucy: "GAH! YOU TOO!? *Sigh* Goodbye rent money…"

Back on Stage…

Max: "ONTO ENTRY NUMBER 2! SHE MAY BE NEW TO THE GUILD, BUT HER MAGIC IS S-CLASS! 
JUVIA LOCKSER!"

The man said revealing Juvia as the simps continued their simpery.

Juvia thoughts: "please! Let these feelings reach you, my beloved Prince!"

Juvia thought as she turned her body into a mass of water, summoning a wave before her new form was quickly revealed.

Max: "AND THE LOVELY LADY IS ALL SET FOR A FABULOUS DAY AT THE BEACH!"

Juvia: "Look at me Y/n! Do you like what you see?"

Backstage…

Lucy: "ANOTHER SWIMSUIT!? GIVE ME A BREAK!"

Haru: "TCH! This is gonna get old quick!"

Erza: "Hmm…"

On Stage.

Max: "NEXT IS FAIRY NUMBER 3! FAIRY TAIL'S FAMOUS CENTERFOLD! HER BEAUTY HAS STOLEN THE HEARTS OF MEN AND WOMEN ACROSS THE LAND! 
MIRAJANE!"

The Simps simped louder than usual as Mira appeared, waving happily.

Max: "NOW SHOW US YOUR STUFF!"

Mirajane: "My specialty is Transformation Magic, so I'll show you a new side of me."

Mira said happily as the Simps were prepared for something amazing, like a swimsuit… only for something much more amazing to happen…

*POOF!*

Happy Head Mira: "This is my Happy Face! AYE!"

The Simps Hearts were broken, as they should be, while Mira continued her ridiculousness.

*POOF!*

Gajeel Head Mira: "Here's My Gajeel Face! GRRR!"

Shocked Gajeel: "POOOOO-*

Happy, Y/n & Ika: 
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Grey: "I'm glad atleast someone's enjoying this."

Y/n: "Are All Pageants like this? I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE BEFORE!"

Ikazuchi: "IT'S SO DAMN STUPID!"

Elfman: "Wha!? She's a Man!?"

Y/n & Ikazuchi: "PPPAAAHHHHHHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Backstage…

Haru: "HAHAHAHAHAAA! AH HAHAAA!!"

Lucy: "Welp, less competition for me."

Erza: "Hmmm…"

Max: "AND ENTRY NUMBER 4 THE FAIRY QUEEN THAT NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION!"

Erza: "That's my Que!"

Erza then jumped from backstage into the scene with a flip, revealing herself to the crowd proudly, causing the simps to go crazy once again.

Lucy: "Wow, she's really popular…"

Meanwhile…

Erza Simp Rekka: "HAHAHAAA! GO ERZA GO! SHOW US WHAT YOU CAN DO!"

Ikazuchi: "I HOPE SHE FALLS OFF THE STAGE!"

Back on Stage…

Erza: "Let me show you a Requip you don't get to see everyday."

MAGICAL GIRL BULLSHIT! 
A C T I V A T E!

*CLASHING!!!*

🗡Gothic Lolita Armor🗡

Erza: "Hmph! Looks like I win!"

The simps went wild for the outfit… including but not limited too…

Erza Simp Rekka: "WWAHHHAAA!!! SOOO CCCUUUTTTEEE!!!!"

Ikazuchi: "Tttcccchhh!!! This Whole Contest is starting to Piss me off!"

Back on Stage.

Max: "AND HERE IS ENTRY NUMBER FIVE! PETITE AND CUTE! THIS FAIRY'S AS SMART AS SHE IS CHARMING! LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR LEVY MCGARDEN!"

Levy: "Alright! Here we go! 
📘SOLID SCRIPT MAGIC!📘

Levy yelled summoning a mass of words behind her, all of them taking the shape of what she spelled out, before she began writing once again.

📘EDIT SCRIPT!📘

Levy: "AND!!!"

*SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI!*

📘TADA!!!📘

Placing the word Sword onto her hand, Levy slashed the letters behind her with a mass of speed, before sticking them together, causing the Word TADA to be formed before tiny Fireworks went off from the word behind Levy as she posed happily. The Simps went wild once again, but this time with the added loudness of Jet and Droy.

Max: "FOR ENTRY NUMBER 6! THE NEWBIE WHO WILL SHOCK YOU WITH HER AMAZING BRIGHT BLUE SKILLS! HARU MUNARI!"

Max said, revealing Haru on the stage, causing her to smirk as she sparked with a mass of Blue Electricity.

Haru: "Don't Blink!"

*CCCRRRTTTZZZ!!!*

Suddenly turning into a Bolt of Blue Lightning, Haru flew around with extreme speed, causing an amazing light show with her powers as she flew around the entire guild, before she crashed back down on stage, causing bolts of lightning to quickly follow. The girl then spun around, only to reveal that her original clothes had disappeared, replaced with a Bunny Suit made entirely out of her own Blue Electricity and Black Devil Slayed Markings.

Haru: "Behold, the Beauty of God!"

Haru said making the simps go wild as she gave them an electrical wink.

Max: "HERE WE HAVE ENTRY NUMBER 7! THE SNIPE WITH HER SIGHTS ON YOUR HEART! THE ONE AND ONLY 
BISCA MULAN!"

Max said, revealing the Side Character, who was surprisingly already in a swimsuit. Then pulling out 4 coins all in-between her fingers, Bisca threw them into the air before summoning her rifle into her hand.

*BANG!*

Bisca: "Yehaw!"

Bisca said happily as she caught the coins she had just shot, revealing that she had put a hole in the middle of all of them in a single shot.

Lucy: "How am I supposed to top any of that!?"

You don't…

Lucy: "HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN ME!"

Max: "LET'S MOVE ON TO ENTRY NUMBER 8! FAIRY TAIL'S RISING STAR! SHE SHINES AS BRIGHTLY AS THE SPIRITS THAT GUIDE HER WAY! 
LUCY HEART-"

Lucy: "AAAHHH! PLEASE DON'T SAY MY LAST NAME OUT LOUD!"

Lucy said in a panic, arriving on the scene wearing something similar to a cheerleader's uniform.

Lucy thoughts: "They might not give me the prize if they know who my dad is."

Oh yeah, I forgot something important to this Arc…

Max: "ALRIGHT! NOW SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT!"

Lucy: "Me and my spirits are gonna do a cheer for you guys!"

Lucy said bringing out Pink Pom Poms, causing the crowd to get excited… but sadly my sarcasm earlier was the truth…

Lucy: "Eh?"

"ENTRY NUMBER 9!"

Lucy: "EH!? WAIT HOLD ON I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED TO DO MY CHEER YET!"

Lucy yelled as a new figure, who was already introduced in the Canon because this episode's pacing is kinda dumb, walked onto the stage.

"I am the Very Definition of Fairy. Not to mention the very definition of beauty. I'm the only woman that embodies everything men desire, therefore the winner is, Me! The lovely Evergreen!"

[Evergreen]
[The annoying Female Antagonist for this Arc]
[SHE'S A BITCH!]
[Her dub voice actually sounds like the Fairy Queen voice from the Old 3d Zelda Games.]

Evergreen: "Now, this idiotic contest can end!"

Lucy: "HHHHHUUUUUHHHH!?!"

Evergreen's sudden appearance caused a hush to fall over the crowd as they stared in a mass of stunned shock.

Grey: "Woah, she's back?"

Y/n: "Eh? You say that like she's an enemy. Isn't she one of your Fairy Idiot Friends?"

Happy: "She's a part of Fairy Tail, but friend is kind of a stretch."

Ikazuchi: "Eh? Just who the hell is this bitch?"

Elfman: "She's Evergreen, one of Laxus' underlings team known as the Thunder Legion."

Y/n: "Oh, she's KinkBolt's friend… Hold on, he has Friends!? I thought someone like him just Whipped Rats into doing Tricks for him and called them friends!"

Back on the stage.

Lucy: "CAN'T YOU GO MESS UP A DIFFERENT CONTEST!? GIVE ME A BREAK HERE I REALLY NEED THIS PRISE MONEY!"

Grey: "LUCY! DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYE!"

Lucy: "Eh?"

Evergreen: "I'm sorry, what was your name?"

*CACHING!*

Lucy looked Evergreen directly in the eye, causing her to suddenly turn into a stone statue, Medusa style… even though she was explicitly told not to do that… the crowd was shocked and confused by this sudden turn of events.

Max: "This is Bad… EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!"

Max quickly warned, causing all of the people to run out of the Guild Hall with extreme speed, leaving only the remaining Fairy Tail members, along with Y/n.

Makarov: "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING EVERGREEN!? YOU'LL RUIN THE FESTIVAL FOR EVERYONE!"

Y/n: "Pretty sure the Festival is the least of our worries right now."

Evergreen: "On the contrary, I think things are just getting interesting."

Evergreen said as the curtain raised, revealing that all of the Fairy Tail ladies had been turned to stone just like Lucy had… it also looked like Stone Cana was staring at Erza's tits, but that's not important.

Elfman: "NO! MIRA!"

Happy: "She got Erza Too!?"

Y/n: "Ugh… I'm getting dragged into even more Fairy Tail Shit! FUCK ME!"

Makarov: "Don't be a Fool! Return them to normal this Instant!"

The Master demanded, when suddenly, a Golden light was seen before a bolt of lightning crashed onto the stage, revealing everyone's favorite Dickbutt.

Laxus: "Well, looks like all your fans decided to head home. Pitty, cause the fun's just about to start!"

Makarov: "I should have known…"

Makarov said before 2 other new figures were revealed…

[Freed]
[The Wiki calls him Fried but I call him Freed, they're pronounced the same]
[He's kinda boring…]

[Bickslow]
[BEST BOI!]
[I love him for no reason!]

Macao: "The entire Thunder Legion's Here…"

Wakaba: "What the heck are you guys trying to pull!?"

Laxus: "AW COME ON! LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!"

Makarov: "I've had enough of your nonsense! Turn them back, or else!"

Laxus: "You better play nice if you want these ladies to join the parade."

Laxus said as a mass of Golden Light began to spark and appear above Lucy, causing everyone's eyes to widen.

Makarov: "NO! STOP!"

*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!*

A bolt of lighting crashed down next to Lucy, nearly destroying her stone form as Laxus chuckled.

Laxus: "In other words, I'm taking them hostage. Break the rules, and I'll shatter these chicks one by one, or I could just smash them all right now."

Makarov: "I'm not amused Laxus! Stop fooling around!"

Laxus: "I'm serious old man."

Freed: "I've always wondered who was the strongest in the Guild. Now it's time to find out."

Bickslow: "Yeah! Let's have some fun!"

Totems: "Fun! Fun!"

Laxus: "There's only one Rule! WHOEVER'S LEFT STANDING IN THE END IS THE WINNER! IT'S A FAIRY TAIL BATTLE ROYAL!"

*BLAM!*

Natsu: "Nice and simple! That's just how I like it! I'm all fired up now!"

Natsu said, punching the table and rising to his feet, a smile on his stupid face.

Laxus: "Glad you could see it my way, if nothing else you've got the right attitude."

Makarov: "Natsu!"

Natsu: "This is a Festival Right! Let's party!"

Warren: "Hold on Natsu! Don't you remember how bad you got beaten the last time you two went at it?"

Natsu: "I was just a kid then!"

Warren: "Whaddya mean!? That was last year!"

Natsu: "Yeah! But since then I've gotten a hellova lot stronger! Plus, I've got a brand new Power I wanna try out again!"

Laxus: "New Power?"

Natsu: "Y/N!"

Natsu yelled as he spun around and pointed at the boy, who was content with sitting back and watching everything unfold.

Y/n: "Eh?"

Natsu: "LET'S DO IT! TIME TO BRING OUT THE POWER OF DRAGONIC KNIGHT! LET'S ROST EM!"

Y/n: "Yeah, no way."

Natsu: "WHAT!? WHY!?"

Y/n: "You heard KinkBolt, This is a Fairy Tail Battle Royal! And as far as I can tell, I'm not apart of your Stupid Wizard Guild."

*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!*

Y/n: "GAHAHAA!"

Suddenly a Bolt of Lightning Crashed down onto Y/n, shocking everyone a tiny bit.

Y/n: "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR YOU LIGHTNING RAT!?"

Laxus: "Don't you dare insult our Guild! And as far as I can tell by this Contract here. This little Loophole here forces you to participate in my little Game."

Y/n: "....... Makarov I curse you and your entire lineage."

Makarov: "I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING THIS TIME!"

Y/n: "YOU'RE ENTIRE LINEAGE!"

Natsu: "ALRIGHT Y/N! FIRE UP DRAGONIC KNIGHT AND LET'S KNOCK THIS SUCKER DOWN A PE-"

Y/n: "PISS OFF!"

*BLAM!*

Y/n yelled as he punched Natsu in the head, easily knocking the boy unconscious…

Evergreen: "Natrually if you want me to turn the girls back to normal, you're going to have to defeat us first."

Bickslow: "But those odds aren't bad! There are like 4 of us and 100 of you guys!"

Totems: "Lot's Of You! Lots Of You!"

Evergreen: "You have 3 Hours and not a second more. After that these pretty statues of yours will be reduced to dust."

Laxus: "All of Magnolia will serve as our Battle Field, and the battle will begin when and if you can find us."

Makarov: "Laxus, how could you... I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!"

Makarov roared as he quickly grew giant and got ready to attack, but Laxus simply laughed.

Laxus: "HAHAHA! SIMMER DOWN OLD MAN IT'S ALL PART OF THE FESTIVAL RIGHT!?"

Laxus roared as he surrounded himself in a mass of Lightning, quickly blinding everyone.

Laxus: "IT'LL BE FUN! NOW LET THE BATTLE OF FAIRY TAIL 
BEGIN!"

*CCCRRRTTTZZZ!!!*

In a bright flash of Light, Laxus and the Thunder Brats then suddenly disappeared, leaving nothing but a Burnt spot on the ground.

Macao: "So it's high stakes hide and seek, right?"

Like that movie with the really shit ending.

Elfman: "LET'S GO! WE HAVE TO MAN UP AND SAVE OUT GIRLS!"

With a Mighty Battle Cry, the bois rushed out of the Guild Hall, leaving Makarov and Y/n standing there, with Natsu still knocked out on the ground… until…

Makarov: "You insolent Brat! JUST WAIT! I'LL STOP YOU WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!"

*SLAM!*

As Makarov tried to rush out the Guild Hall, he was suddenly stopped by an invisible wall. Seeing this, Grey quickly turned back towards his master in shock.

Grey: "What's wrong!?"

Makarov: "An invisible wall!"

Grey: "Don't be silly Gramps there's nothing here!"

Grey said as he tried to yank Makarov forwards, only for nothing to work.

Y/n: "It's probably because of that shit."

Y/n said as he walked over and pointed above the two of them, revealing odd people runes floating right where the invisible wall was.

Grey: "What the heck? That looks like some kind of writing."

Makarov: "It must be one of Freed's Enchantments. A Barrier formed by magic runes and the only way to escape them is to follow the Rules those Runes make."

Y/n: "Masters of this Magic can create some pretty stupid shit, especially when they try and Steal my Deliveries…"

Grey: "Any idea what it says?"

Makarov: "Stone Statues and Anyone over the Age of 80 Years shall not pass."

Grey: "The one who writes the rules wins the fight…"

Y/n: "Eh, sometimes. But not with this stupid magic. Unlike Levy's Script Magic, this shit takes time to write, and you have to make it rock solid or loopholes in the rules can make the runes worthless. This magic is called Jutsu Shiki, and it's pretty useless in a battle, unless they're set as traps, well they're a bitch to deal with…"

Grey: "Can't we get around it somehow?"

Makarov: "I'm afraid the rules of the enchantment are absolute."

Grey: "Well, I guess that settles it… looks like we're gonna have to go into this fight without ya gramps. I won't show mercy even if Laxus is your grandson, he'll pay for this."

Grey said before he ran off, leaving Makarov standing there with Y/n sitting next to him, a bored expression on his face, until.

Y/n: "Welp! I wish you luck on your stupid family Guild Bullshit! But I'm going home. I got to check something off my bucket list and now I'm content!"

Makarov: "Y/n! Hold on a mome-"

Y/n: "No way! Sorry but I'm not dealing with th-"

*SLAM!*

Y/n: "......"

Makarov: "........."

🔶️ "PFFFF- How are you gonna explain this one?"

Y/n thoughts: "Shut it Bird!"

Y/n tried to run off before Makarov could continue talking… but as he tried… he quickly ran face first into the Invisible Wall, stopping him in his tracks… Makarov stared with eyes full of confusion while Y/n just stood there against the wall for a moment before he slowly backed off…

Makarov: "Y/n ma boy…"

Y/n: "Don't say it…"

Makarov: "YOU'RE OVER 80 YEARS OLD!?"

Y/n: "NO WAY I'M ONLY 22!"

Makarov: "YOU'RE 22 YEARS OLD!?"

Y/n: "How old did you think I was?"

Makarov: "Fffffffiiii-"

Y/n: "If you say anything between 1 and 15 I'll snap your Tiny Spine."

Makarov: "SEVENteen!"

Y/n glared at Makarov as the Guild Master quickly changed the subject.

Makarov: "Although I still don't understand why you can't get through the barrier…"

Y/n: "*Sigh* It must be my Seiken."

Makarov: "Hm?"

Y/n: "Y'know, Rekka Ikazuchi and the others. They're sacred ancient swords known as Seiken. I'm the last living Blood Descent of their Original Crafter/Wielder, so I can wield all of them. The Wielder is also binded to the Seiken with their Very Soul. I guess this Magic scanned my saw and saw me as 22 Trillion-Million years old instead of a normal 22 Year Old."

Makarov: "Hmm… as unfortunate as that is for us, it does make sense, I myself have come across items of great power like those swords of yours with even odder effects on normal magic."

Y/n let out a sigh as he sat down infront of the Invisible wall, an annoyed look on his face as he held his head in one of his hands. Makarov was seen talking to someone in the background… until…

Makarov: "Now listen up! The festival is underway! Laxus is hiding somewhere in Magnolia! FIND HIM AND BEAT HIM!"

Natsu: "ALRIGHT! JUST YOU WAIT LAX-"

*SLAM!*

Natsu: "AGH!"

…..

Makarov: "....."

Happy: "....."

Reedus who was hiding: "....."

Y/n: "... Natsu, you're Over 80?"

Natsu: "I don't think so…"

Technically he is!

Makarov: "AAAAHHH! Are you kidding me!? Why can't you get through!?"

Natsu: "NO IDEA!"

Natsu had run head first into the Invisible Wall, slamming directly into it, while Happy could fly in and out with ease… until suddenly, the Runes changed.

Y/n: "Eh? Battle of Fairy Tail Update, Jet Vs Droy Vs Alzack. Mongoose, Seeds and Simpvolver are fighting?"

Makarov: "IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE!?"

Natsu: "Eh? Why would those guys be fighting?"

*Bloop!*

Y/n: "The Winner is Alzack, Jet and Droy KOed. Oh come on, 2 v 1 and those idiots still get their asses kicked?"

Makarov: "What the hell is this…"

Y/n: "And here I thought KinkBolt was using Semantics…"

Natsu: "Eh? What do you mean?"

Y/n: "The Battle Ends when only one is left standing, even though KinkBolt and the Thunder Brats are the targets… This still is a Battle Royal… he's gonna have everyone take eachother down…"

Makarov, Natsu and Happy's eyes went wide as Y/n said this, a mass of shock going through them…

All the while, Laxus was seen inside of Magnolia castle, a giant cocky smile on his face as he let out a maniacal laugh.

I have returned once again!

AND NOW I LEAVE

ANYWAY