*BLOOP!*

Y/n: "Max VS Warren: The Winner is Warren. Vijeeter vs Nab: The Winner is Nab. Laki Defeats Four. Macao vs Wakaba: In Progress."

Inside of Fairy Tail, standing right infront of the entrance, Y/n was seen reading off the names and results of the different battles listed on Freed's Jutsu Shiki Runes keeping him from leaving the Guild Hall, with Natsu, Makarov and Happy by his side. Makarov was seen growling to himself until…

Makarov: "Foolish Children! What do they think they're doing!?"

🔥 "GGRRAAAHHH!! The Old man is right! This kind of Behavior is Most Unjust!"

Y/n: "It's not like anyone has a choice. Knowing Jutsu Shiki magic, the Caster probably set up fight traps all over town that only activates when Fairy Tail Members step in range, meaning once two or more people are in the same place, they're stuck in one place just like us until they finish their fights. *Sigh* KinkBolt didn't lie at all. It's a Battle Royal where only one member of Fairy Tail is left standing and the entire town of Magnolia is the BattleField. He's probably hoping that everyone knocks eachother out so the last person standing is too exhausted to even put up a proper fight against him or any other one of his Thunder Brats."

Happy: "Aw Great! Since you guys are all stuck in here and Erza's stone, that means nobody is strong enough to even stop Laxus at full power! So even if someone does find him we still lose!"

Natsu: "AGH! Why!? This doesn't make any sense!"

Y/n spoke calmly with almost no expression at all, while Natsu and Makarov were fuming at this turn of events… until...

*SLAM!*

Natsu: "I WANNA FIGHT TOO!"

Makarov & Happy: 
"THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!?"

Y/n: "Dino boy does have a Dino Brain…"

Natsu yelled as he tried to rush out of Fairy Tail once again, only to slam face first into the Invisible Wall angrily hitting it.

Natsu: "AW MAN YOU SUCK! GO AWAY INVISIBLE WALL!!!"

*Giant Midget Slap!*

Makarov: "WHY DO YOU WANNA FIGHT YOUR FRIENDS!?"

Natsu: "BECAUSE IT'S A TOURNAMENT TO SEE WHO'S THE STRONGEST!"

Makarov: "THIS IS NOT A TOURNAMENT!!!"

Makarov yelled before he turned away crossing his arms.

Makarov: "It's nothing but a Trap, Laxus is playing you like a Bunch of Pawns. If we can't beat the Thunder Legion in time the girls will be smashed to pieces."

Y/n: "Which is 100% 1st Degree Murder which will definitely mark Laxus and his Thunder Brats as Dark Wizards and Hunted Down by the Magic Council."

Y/n tacked on…

Makarov: "True, and everyone's trying their best to keep both from happening, but they're going about it the wrong way. If we keep fighting amongst ourselves then the girls are as good as finished, we can't let Laxus win."

Natsu: "Aw come on! You don't seriously think he'd hurt them would you? I know Laxus can be a pain sometimes, but he's still one of us, this is obviously a Bluff."

Makarov: "You think so?"

Y/n: "Maybe… but from what I've seen KinkBolt do, he doesn't give a crap about most of them…"

Y/n began quickly grabbing Makarov's attention, showing that the Swordsman was simply lying on the ground on his side, holding his head up as it rested in one of his hands.

Y/n: "A Few days ago, Blue, Mongoose and Seeds were trying to beat up Grumpy as a little payback for the whole Phantom Lord thing… that's when KinkBolt showed up… he was ruthless when attacking Iron Dino, hell he might have even killed him if nobody got in his way. But that's not all… He launched a Beyond Powerful Blast of his Lightning at Levy, if I didn't step in he definitely would have Fried her Brain, even if she survived that blast, the side-effects of tanking a hit like that would be disastrous."

Makarov: "What are you saying?"

Y/n: "The Bastard's Gotta power complex. When it comes to weaker people he couldn't give a rat's ass if they died… all that matters is that he's number one and the people on his side are the very best… if the Fairies don't stop Laxus before that Timer runs out, than I'm more than willing to be that, God, Sword Hoarder, and Rainy are the only one who will survive."

Y/n said extremely nonchalantly as he pointed at Haru, Erza and Juvia.

Y/n: "He'll just Smite the rest with no care in the world…"

Y/n continued to say very casually, while Makarov seemed extremely conflicted at the news, memories flowing through his head… meanwhile…

*SLAM!*

Natsu: "GGGRRRAAAHHH!!! THERE'S A FIGHTING FESTIVAL GOING ON OUT THERE! WHY DO I GOTTA BE STUCK IN THIS DUMP!"

Happy: "Beats me, I can go through just fine."

Natsu: "Does this mean I'm over 80 and Nobody Ever told me!?"

Anna's a Bitch.

*Bloop!*

Suddenly the Jutsu Shiki updated.

Y/n: "Time Remaining: 2 Hours and 18 Minutes. Participants Remaining: 42."

Makarov: "What!? That can't be all that's left. That means more than half the guild has wiped itself out in less than an hour!"

Y/n: "And here I was expecting a Break from your guy's madness…"

Macao: "Here goes!"

*FWOOO-*

"PURPLE RAID!!!"

*BO-BO-BOOOOM!!!*

Wakaba: "GAAHAHA-"

*POOF!*

In the middle of Magnolia, Macao and Wakaba were seen fighting. Macao launched a barrage of Purple Flaming Orbs that quickly slammed into Wakaba… only for Wakaba to disappear into a mass of smoke after getting blasted, revealing an Army of Wakabas behind the Purple Fire Wizard.

Wakaba: "That was my Smoke Fake, you're losing your edge man, But you've always been too soft for your own good, right buddy?"

Now we are never coming back to this fight because it is the definition of Not Important.

《Meanwhile! At the Plot!》

At the Edge of town, the battle between Wakaba and Macao was heard ending, while our favorite fat French boy was seen running off.

Reedus: "I can't give up. I've gotta make it to the east forest! The master's counting on me to get that remedy from Porlyusica! I've gotta do it for the girls!"

The French boy said… bbbuuuttt…

*SLAM!*

He quickly and suddenly ran head first into an Invisible Wall.

Reedus: "No! It can't be! Don't tell me Freed sent up an enchantment around the entire town!"

That he did, which quickly became more evident as a mass of Purple Runes came together as the Boring Antagonist for this Arc made his appearance.

Freed: "You're not attempting to break the rules of the game, are you?"

Reedus: "What do you mean?"

Freed: "As Laxus said the entire town of Magnolia is your battle field, and your Guild allies are your opponents. If you are a Wizard, then you must fight."

Freed said, quickly causing Reedus to tense up as the Boring Thunder Brat summoned more Runes around his finger.

Freed: "Sorry, that's the rule."

《Meanwhile》
《with an actual main character this time》

Grey: "This sucks! Where's the Thunder Legion hiding!?"

Grey said to himself as he ran down the streets of Magnolia alone… only to quickly be ambushed by some good bois.

Totem 1: "It's Grey!"

Totem 2: "Sup Grey!"

*WHOOOO-*
*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

The totems suddenly shined before Grey was slammed by a massive explosion. The Ice Mage was sent flying through the air, revealing a small Ice Shield he had made to block the attack as he slid to a stop inside of a store he was running past. The Boy looked around for Best Boi, only for a familiar voice to appear behind him.

Bickslow: "Yo!"

Grey quickly turned around, only to find Bickslow standing already inside of the store as his final 2 Totems flew back by his side.

Bickslow: "Why don't we have some fun, ahh~?"

《Meanwhile Again》

*CLACK!*

Best (Main Character) Boi was seen standing in the middle of the street, and standing before him was Evergreen, the two of them staring eachother down for a moment…

Elfman: "Evergreen! A Real Man would never need to take hostages! If you have any pride you'll turn my sister back!"

Elfman yelled as he charged at Evergreen… bbbuuuttt…

Evergreen: "Well, I'm not a man you know."

*GLARE!*

Evergreen raised her glasses as she activated her magic eyes, forcing Elfman to look away-

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!*

*CRASH!*

Elfman: "GGGAAAHHH!!!"

Only to quickly be slammed and flung into a small flower shop, sending a mass of petals flying.

Evergreen: "Oh, are those beautiful flowers for me? How kind of you. They suit me so we-"

*THOOM!*

Quickly walking out of the Flower Shop, Elfman was seen in his Full Takeover Beast Soul Form, causing the people watching the two to murmur a bit.

Evergreen: "It's a shame the only thing cute about you is your name… Elfman…"

Evergreen said, only to see that Elfman had put a blindfold over his eyes as he faced her.

Beastman: "You Better turn my sister back or else!"

Evergreen: "Do you really think you can defeat me while blindfolded?"

Beastman: "GGGRRRAAAHHH!!!"

*FWOOOSH!*

Beastman tried to punch Evergreen, but the annoyance easily jumped away.

*SNIFF SNIFF!*

Beastman: "THERE YOU ARE!"

*THOOOM!!!*

Beastman then quickly sniffed the air and went to punch Evergreen again, only for the girl to easily dodge as he smashed the ground.

Evergreen: "How resourceful! So you can tell where I am just by following my scent. Unfortunately it's too late, you're already covered in my fairy dust."

Evergreen said, revealing a mass of odd Golden Dust partials covering the Beast Soul Elfman.

🌲FAIRY BOMB ATTACK:🌲
🌲GREMLIN!🌲

*SHIII-*

*PEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE-*
*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

Beastman: "AAAAHHHHHH!!!"

*THOOOM!!*

In a bright flash, Beastman was suddenly slammed with a barrage of Golden magic bullets, easily taking him down and knocking him to the ground unconscious, all the while, Evergreen stood there with a smug smile.

Evergreen: "Statues are wonderful, aren't they? No matter how ugly a beast may be, once he is captured in stone he becomes a beautiful work of art. Now, Gaze into my eyes… And Submit to the Eternal Beauty that is Stone."

*Bloop!*

Y/n: "Evergreen vs Elfman: The Winner is Evergreen."

Back at Fairy Tail, Y/n read the Status update, causing several reactions.

Y/n: "Aw not ManlyDan! I actually thought he would have beaten that Medusa wanna be… AH! Bitchusa! Perfect!"

Happy: "I thought he had no problem beating her."

Natsu: "AGH! Now it says Grey's Fighting Bitckslow! Why's he gotta hog all the fun!?"

Makarov: "It also says Freed's Fighting Reedus."

Happy: "The Thunder Legion's really making their move!"

Y/n: "Bickslow and Freed… Dickblow and Cheese? Nah those are too stupid…"

Makarov: "I never knew you put that much thought into those nicknames…"

Y/n: "I really don't."

《Meanwhile》
《This is gonna happen a lot this Arc…》

Reedus was seen running away, until he found himself at the end of an Alleyway, completely cornered as he was SOMEHOW! back in Magnolia… despite being at the edge of town like 2 minutes ago… Hey Look Boring Stupid as Fuck Padding!

Freed: "This is the end of the line."

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

*Sigh*... A Familiar Voice said, surprising Freed a bit as he turned around… only to come face to face with a familiar face… I Narrate as dry as possible…

"Lucy": "We're gonna settle this fight man tO mAn- I mean! Man to Girl!

… "Lucy" had appeared… although she was wearing a maid outfit using her whip and being useful for once… 3 things that very much contradicted her character, and that's not even mentioning her talk… anyway, Freed played along for like 3 seconds.

Freed: "I thought you had been turned to stone."

"Lucy": "The Magic wore off so I came after you! You can't A gOoD mAn- I mean! Woman! You can't keep a good woman down! tHiS mAn- I mean! This Girl is a Lot stronger than you think! HoHoHoHoHoHoHo!"

Not giving this shit anymore time, Freed turned back towards Reedus only to see the Fat Boi trying to scurry away over the wall that trapped him… only to stop knowing that he had been caught…

*FWO-SHING!*

Reedus: "GAAHH!!"

As Freed slashed Reedus, the fake Lucy quickly faded away. As he fell to the ground.

Freed: "Thought you could trick me with one of your creations, did you? I know that your magic gives you the ability to bring your drawings to life. It's rather unfortunate, really. Things could've gotten interesting if I was surprised."

Freed said, pointing his weirdly bland yet kinda cool rapier sword at Reedus' face.

Reedus: "Freed stop. I'm begging you, please don't do this to your friends, you're hurting them. I know deep down, you're not the kind of guy who'd do this…"

Reedus said before he… "fell unconscious" or some shit, causing Freed to retract his blade.

Freed: "Now only 40 Wizards Remain."

*Bloop!*

Y/n: "And Sneeze took down Freta."

Y/n said as we were now back at Fairy Tail once again.

Natsu: "I knew it, he never could have beat Freed, that guy's good!"

Happy: "I know he's cool and all, but you're cheering for the wrong side! Now we can't get Porlyusica's help!"

Natsu: "We don't need it! Laxus is just bluffin about turning the girls to dust!" 

"I'm just bluffing am I? Are you sure about that?"

Suddenly a semi see-through Laxus appeared behind the group, his ever cocky smile on his face.

Natsu: "Where'd you come from!?"

Y/n: "Oh I've seen this Dollar Store Mustached, Twin Brother, Mickey Mouse Bullshit before! He's using a fuckin thought projection!"

Totally not Laxus: "Natsu, Delivery Brat, what are the two of you doing hauled up in this dump? Are you scared?"

Natsu: "We're not scared! We're stuck!"

Y/n: "I honestly just don't wanna deal with this…"

Makarov: "What do you want?..."

Makarov said in a menacing quiet anger as Laxus continued to be a Dick.

Totally not Laxus: "How's it feel, huh? You think of the Guild members as your children, right? Must be tough watching your kiddies tear eachother apart. It's too bad Natsu and Erza can't join the game, cause you don't have anyone strong enough to take on the Thunder Legion! You ready to throw in the towel?"

Y/n thoughts: "Oh cool, I'm not in the equation at all."

🍃 "... You do know him not bringing you up is him calling you weak, right?"

Y/n thoughts: "Hayate, that means I've been doin this Laymen thing, correctly!

Happy: "It's not over yet! Don't forget that Grey's still in the game! And he's just as strong a Wizard as Natsu!"

Natsu: "HE'S AS STRONG AS ME!? NO WAY MAN!"

I agree, this is Factually Incorrect considering all the Bullshit Natsu pulls off in a few Years…

Totally Not Laxus: "Grey, huh? You're gonna put all your hopes onto that loser?"

Makarov: "I wouldn't underestimate the boy's power if I were you!"

Y/n: "... Snowman's gonna get his ass handed to him, isn't he?"

《Meanwhile》

*PPPEEEWWW!!!*

*BBBOOOOOOMMM!!!*

Back inside of the Store, Grey was seen running away from and dodging a mass of Green Magic Bullets that Bickslow's Babies shot at him, running through the place as explosions followed his every step, until…

Bickslow: "LINE FORMATION BABIES!"

The Totems then quickly stacked ontop of eachother and all charged up a shot, before unleashing them all at once, launching a blade of green magic at Grey, forcing him to jump and dodge away as the blade sliced through the floor and wall behind where he used to stand. The blast kicking up a mass of dust as it exploded.

Bickslow: "Oh yeah! You're not too shabby! Now Give me a Victory Formation Babies!... Huh? Hey! What's the matter!?"

Bickslow gave the command, but his totems didn't respond, confusing him, until he suddenly saw the totems frozen on the ground.

*BLAM!*

Bickslow: "GGAAHH!!!"

Grey then suddenly appeared from the smoke and kneed Bickslow in the chin before preparing an icy attack.

🧊ICE MAKE:🧊
🧊HAMMER!🧊

Creating a gigantic hammer out of Ice, Grey tried to slam it down onto Bickslow, bbbuuuttt.. 

Bickslow: "X FORMATION BABIES!"

*CRASH!!!*

Suddenly, 4 mannequins and a toy doll appeared above Bickslow, easily blocking the hammer and shattering it on impact.

Grey: "What the!?"

Bickslow: "I guess you've never heard of my Seith Magic, huh? I control my Baby's Souls! Freeze em and I'll just move their souls to another doll! I've got an immortal army on my side!"

Totems: "On his side! On his Side!"

Bickslow: "Do you get it now? You can attack my babies all day and it won't do a lick of good!"

Grey: "Well since it won't work on them I'll just freeze you instead!"

*SHIIII-*

Quickly firing a basic blast of Ice, Grey tried to Freeze Bickslow, only for Bickslow's Babies to quickly block the attack and the boi quickly began running away.

Bickslow: "GO AHEAD AND TRY! IF YOU CAN CATCH ME!"

Grey: "GET BACK HERE! FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"

Bickslow: "AH HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Bickslow then began running away while laughing maniacally, forcing Grey to chase after him. Then the best member of the Thunder Legion ducked into an Alleyway, quickly confusing Grey as when he turned down the same way… Bickslow was nowhere to be seen.

Grey: "Crazy freak? Where'd he run off to now?"

Bickslow: "Getting warmer!"

Bickslow said forcing Grey to look up, only to see the boi doing the splits between the two buildings, holding himself up in the middle of the air with sheer leg strength alone.

Bickslow: "Pikaboo!"

Grey: "Real Funny! What are you trying to pull here anyway?"

Bickslow: "I just wanna fight someone on my level, shame you don't make the cut. My babies are getting bored, it's time to spice things up a bit!"

*BbbWowowowowow!*

Suddenly a mass of Runes creating a Barrier appeared around Grey, shocking him.

Grey: "Another Enchantment?"

Bickslow: "HaHa! You're not allowed to use Magic as long as you're inside that barrier!"

Grey: "One of Freed's Traps…"

Bickslow: "Sucks to be you! You're trapped in there all by yourself but it's a party out here! BABIES!"

Grey gasped as the Possessed Mannequins suddenly appeared at the Alley's entrance before..

*BOOM! BOOM! BOOOM!*

Suddenly unleashing a barrage of blasts at Grey, causing several green explosions as Bickslow laughed.

Bickslow: "AHHAAHAHAHAA! I don't think I'd bother getting up again if I were you! You can't win without your magic!"

Grey: "OH YEAH!?"

Grey yelled as he jumped out of the smoke and quickly hopped off the walls as he flew at Bickslow, shocking the boi until…

*PPPEEEWWW!!!*

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

Grey: "GGGAAAHHH!!!"

Bickslow: "HAHAHA! DON'T TELL ME THAT'S ALL YA GOT!?"

Grey: "GRRRAAAHHH!!!"

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!*

Bickslow: "GWAH!!!"

Grey got blasted out of the sky by Bickslow's babies, but soon after the snowman jumped out once again and slammed Bickslow in the face with his fist, quickly sending the Best of the Thunder Brats to the ground… until…

*THUD!*

Gravity did it's thing as Grey hit the ground, but as he did, Bickslow rose back to his feet.

Bickslow: "Listen Here ya Jerk! When my babies hit you like that, you're supposed to stay down!"

Bickslow said angrily at Grey, who simply laid there unconscious. The Thunder Brat pushed Grey around a bit with his foot, only to see that Grey was actually down for the count.

Bickslow: "*Sigh* I'm glad I wore my Helmet today! That punch could've caused major damage to my handsome face and nobody wants that, but we're just lucky if Grey here decides to wear anything, hehehe."

*Bloop!*

Y/n: "And with that, Snowman gets his ass kicked by BigToe."

Totally Not Laxus: "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAA! AND THAT CHUMP WAS GONNA SAVE YOU!?"

Happy: "YOU CHEATER! I KNOW YOU AND YOUR PALS USED SOME DIRTY TRICK TO BEAT HIM!"

Natsu: "GRRRRR!"

Back at Fairy Tail, Laxus laughed as Grey was seen defeated by Bickslow.

Totally Not Laxus: "Alright. Who's gonna beat the Thunder Legion now old man?"

Happy: "GAJEEL WILL!"

Totally Not Laxus: "I don't think so. He made it clear that he doesn't wanna play, which doesn't surprise me. That guy couldn't care less what happened to the Guild."

Makarov: "... Enough… It isn't worth it… I surrender, alright."

Natsu: "WAIT A SEC!"

Makarov: "You've had your fun, now stop this."

Totally Not Laxus: "What's gotten into you? I thought you were the Master of the Almighty Fairy Tail Guild! You can't just give up at the drop of a hat! But if you insist on quitting, by all means hand the Guild Over to me and take an early retirement."

Makarov: "... I should have known! This was your Goal all along, wasn't it!?"

Y/n: "You mean you didn't see that coming?"

Totally Not Laxus: "You've only got an Hour and a Half until the Statues Crumble. If you really wanna put an end to this, then announce your retirement to the whole town over the Guild's Loudspeaker. I want you to tell everyone that you're relinquishing everything over to me! What means more to you? Your Children or your title?"

Laxus said before his projection simply faded away, leaving Natsu growling, Makarov pondering and Y/n just sitting there staring at the Rune Clock as it ticked away.

Makarov: "... It was never the title I valued…"

Natsu: "SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE UP!?"

Makarov: "No, he may be strong but he's not trustworthy, I'd never leave him in charge. It takes more than magical strength to run a Guild, he neither has the conviction nor the heart."

Y/n: "Well if we aren't giving up then we have to do something to stop Laxus. I don't want my Friends being turned to dust. So, who do we know that has a chance at beating Laxus and his Idiots?"

Y/n said when suddenly a Crunching and Munching sound was heard behind the Bar… only to reveal a familiar Bass…

Y/n: "Oh hey, it's Grumpy!"

Natsu: "YOU WERE HERE THIS WHOLE TIME!?"

Happy: "HE'S EATING THE DISHES TOO!?"

Makarov: "Gajeel! Will you fight for the Guild?"

Gajeel: "Might aswell, I've gotta score to settle with that guy!"

Y/n: "That took less convincing than I thought…"

Y/n said to himself as Gajeel hopped over the Bar top and began walking towards the door… bbbuuuttt…

*SLAM!*

Gajeel: "HUA!?"

Natsu: "DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE OVER 80 TOO!?"

Gajeel: "DO I LOOK 80 TO YOU!?"

Y/n: "NOBODY TRAPPED IN HERE IS OVER 80 EXCEPT FOR MAKAROV!"

You are all Wrong! Not like that matters…

*Bloop!*

Y/n: "Woah, that's a bad…"

Makarov: "Hmm? What happened?"

Y/n: "BigToe, Bitchusa and Sneeze just took out the remaining 35 Members. There are only 3 Fighters Left."

This quickly shocked everyone as they looked towards the Runes… only to see that Y/n was telling the truth.

Makarov: "ONLY 3 LEFT IN THE GUILD!?"

🔶️ "I would be hilarious if they just Knocked Eachother Out."

🔥 "NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES LIKE THAT!"

⚡ "He is right, that would be hilarious."

Natsu: "YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT FAKING BEING STUCK IN HERE!? YOU TRYING TO COPY ME!?"

Gajeel: "In your dreams!"

Natsu: "NOW I'M HUNGRY AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JERK!"

Gajeel: "QUIT BLAMING EVERYTHING ON ME!"

Y/n: "WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP! YOUR YELLING'S GIVING ME A HEADACHE!"

Natsu & Gajeel: "MAKE US!"

Y/n: "You sure about that?"

Natsu & Gajeel: "OH CRAP!"

Makarov: "Now Way… YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT!?"

Makarov yelled, quickly revealing Natsu Gajeel and Y/n, who were Cowering as Y/n lifted Gekido over his head.

Makarov: "There's nobody left who can take down Laxus… it's all over…"

Natsu: "I've got no choice, I guess I'll bring Erza back."

Makarov: "DO WHAT!?"

Y/n: "Since when could you Dispel Things?"

Natsu: "Man this Sucks, I thought I finally had a chance to show her up."

Makarov: "Hold on! What exactly are you planning to do!?"

Natsu: "... I'm gonna use my fire on her, Y'know to melt the stone off."

Makarov: "SAY WHAA!?"

Y/n: "Ok! 1: her entire body is stone, not just covered, and 2: That would make a Layer of Lava that would Burn Her!"

Natsu: "Won't know till we try, right?"

Y/n: "You're going to kill her."

Makarov: "Y/N'S RIGHT! YOU'RE GOING TO ROST HER ALIVE!"

Natsu had placed the Stone Erza into the ground as everyone gathered around her. Natsu then set his hands on fire and held them above Erza's body.

Natsu: "HAHA! IT'S TOSTY TIME!"

Makarov: "PLEASE BE CAREFUL!"

Gajeel: "No joke, watch where you put those fire hands bro."

Y/n: "Everything's gonna go wrong in 3… 2.. aaannnddd!"

*CRACK!*

Natsu: "AAAHHHH!!"

Happy: "WHY DID YOU HAVE YOU JINX US Y/N!?"

Y/n: "Cause it's Funny!"

Suddenly, Erza's head cracked, causing everyone to quickly panic.

Natsu: "I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK HER! SOMEONE GET ME THE GLUE! QUICK HAPPY! GLUE!"

Happy: "DO WE HAVE GLUE!?"

Gajeel: "THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK YOU IDIOT! WE GOTTA USE YOUR FIRE AND MY IRON TO WELD HER BACK TOGETHER!"

Makarov: "ERZA NOOO!!!"

Y/n: "HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! SHE'S SCREWED!!!"

*Cra-Cracking!*

Natsu then began to pray in a mass of panic saying sorry over and over again, while Y/n just laughed his ass off in the Background, until…

*CRASH!*

Suddenly the Stone shattered. Only to reveal the Fanservice Shot of this Episode, as Erza was Freed from her stone prison.

Erza: "... I feel hot…"

*Glare!*

Erza: "It was you, wasn't it?"

*SALMON BASS PUNCH!!!!*

Erza: "WERE YOU TRYING TO COOK ME!?"

Y/n: "Oh, so you didn't die. Good for you Sword Hoarder!"

Erza: "YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE AND YOU DIDN'T STOP THEM!?"

Y/n: "How long have you known me for?"

After things had calmed down a bit, Makarov approached Erza with a look of relief.

Makarov: "Thank goodness, but how is the spell broken?"

Erza: "No idea. But if I had to guess, it must have something to do with my right eye. My Artificial Eye Must have weakened the effects of the spell."

Y/n: "So, you know the situation?"

Erza: "I think so. Even though I was stone, I was still able to hear most of what was said."

Good thing all the shit talking I did of Lucy was far away from here.

Makarov: "Alright! It's time to strike back!"

*BLOOP!*

Y/n: "Ah, 4 Fighters Left."

Erza: "Looks like the Runes have already added me to the fray. That's impressive, they update automatically, but there's only 4 left."

Y/n: "Actually, it's just you. Natsu, Gajeel and I are stuck here cause of this stupid Bullshit."

Y/n said as he slapped the invisible wall a few times, when suddenly.

*Bloop!*

Y/n: "Eh? 5? Another New Player?"

Natsu: "Who could it be?"

Makarov: "The Girls are still stone, so it can't be any of them."

Makarov said before Erza smiled, putting 2 and 2 together before everyone else.

Erza: "Aren't you guys forgetting someone. A member who's frequently out of town?"

Natsu: "Hold on, you don't mean him?"

Y/n: "So IsekaiGuy actually helps out sometimes. I thought he was just a Magic Hobo."

Makarov: "And he's back just when we need him the most."

Erza: "He's always been one to make a grand entrance. It looks like the real battle is about to begin."

Gajeel: "Does somebody wanna fill me in here?"

Erza: "One of Fairy Tail's S-Class and contender for Strongest Wizard of the Guild, Mystogan."

Y/n: "... If that turns out to be his real name, I'm gonna be Unreasonably Pissed…"

Also counting another character that has yet to be introduced, that strongest Wizard shit is complete and utter Bull, because Destruction Boi is Unreasonably OP… also he Looks like Shanks because fuck me!

《Timeskip》

Erza was seen running down the streets of Magnolia, still in her Gothic Lolita outfit, fun fact I have no idea what Gothic Lolita Means other than Maid, when suddenly-

*PODODODODO-*

*BO-BOO-BOBO-BOOOM!!!*

A mass of Golden Magic Bullet shot through the air at Erza with extreme speed, forcing the girl to flip around and dodge the attacks before looking up at where the bullets came from, only to see Evergreen standing ontop of a building looking down at her.

Evergreen: "My my, now that's odd, I seem to recall turning you into a statue. Well, no matter, This just gives me an excuse to torment you further."

Erza: "You wanna fight me?"

Evergreen: "You're quite the irksome one. They call you Titania Queen of the Fairies? What a farce! I'm the True Fairy Queen!"

*SHING!*

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

A bright Flash of Golden Light was seen before a huge explosion blasted Erza and covered her in a mass of kicked up dust and smoke. Evergreen then flew into the air away from Erza, but the Scarlet Knight quickly jumped after the Bitch summoning swords into her hands.

*SLA-SHING!*

Erza tried to slash Evergreen, but the Medusa wannabe simply floated out of the way as Erza destroyed the top of a water tower. The two maidens landed on opposite buildings as they faced eachother.

Evergreen: "We've got a score to settle."

Erza: "Saves me the trouble of hunting you down! THE SOONER I DEFEAT YOU THE SOONER THE OTHERS WILL TURN BACK!"

Evergreen: "Aren't you confident."

*GLARE!*

Erza: "THAT WON'T WORK!"

*GLASHING!*

Erza charged at Evergreen with her swords in hand. The Thunder Brat quickly tried to turn Erza to stone, but closing her left eye, Erza was easily able to avoid the effects and slash at the Fake Fairy Queen… but being a bitch, Evergreen was able to jump away from Erza's slash.

Evergreen: "So that heinous artificial eye actually worked in your favor. Then let's see how you like my Fairy Machine Gun!"

🌲LEPRECHAUN!!🌲

That's spelled stupid. Anyway…

Evergreen surrounded herself in golden light before she launched a barrage of Golden Bullets at Erza. The scarlet knight quickly began running diagonally to dodge the attack while still charging at the Fake Queen, but this didn't last long as Erza quickly found herself in the heart of the Barrage as she flew at Evergreen. Quickly slashing some of the bullets away with her swords, Erza tried to cleave Evergreen with her twin blades, only for the Thunder Brat to jump away, forcing Erza to jump after her.

Evergreen: "Try again!"

Erza: "COWARD!"

Erza yelled as Evergreen flew away leaving a barrage of Golden Bullets in her wake as she flew off. Erza dodged the bullets as she charged after The fake queen jumping from building to building as she did, slashing away any bullets that got close.

Evergreen: "You're quite adept at deflecting my thorns aren't you? But I'm just getting started! I wonder, can you handle twice as many?"

Evergreen said as she quickly became a Touhou character and began launching a unholy barrage of bullets at Erza, forcing the knight to slash at the bullets over and over again, but even with her skill, she was still nicked and slashed as the bullets flew past and slammed into her.

Evergreen: "Hahahaha! From this day forth, I shall be known as Titania! For I am the true Fairy Queen!"

Evergreen said, before Erza requipped her shoes, replacing them with Two More Swords as she slashed even more bullets away holding swords with her hands and feet, because why the fuck not!

Evergreen: "WHAT!?"

Using each bullet as a stepping stone, Erza got closer and closer to Evergreen until she launched her Foot Swords, stabbing into Evergreen's Sleeves as she was quickly pinned to a wall. Shocked by this sudden display of pure skill, Evergreen was forced to hang there as Erza landed on the scene.

Erza: "Personal character aside, you're still a member of Fairy Tail the same as anybody else. So if you wanna call yourself Titania, feel free. I don't even know who gave me that name in the first place. If you Cease this nonsense and turn the girls back to normal, then I promise I won't call you."

Evergreen: "Heh… you're being a bit naive aren't you? I'll have you know my stone eyes grant me another ability aswell."

Evergreen said, a visible sweat on her as Erza approached.

Evergreen: "Remote Control."

This quickly stopped Erza for a moment, as Evergreen continued.

Evergreen: "Drop to your needs and bow before me! If you refuse, then I'll use my power to topple your precious little statues and shatter them!"

Evergreen said thinking she had one as Erza began to requip into a new form… only to realize that she had only made her situation much much worse… as Erza had transformed into her signature Heaven's wheel armor with a mass of swords floating above her, all aimed at the Thunder Brat.

Erza: "I'm surprised Evergreen. I never thought you were the kind to sacrifice her life for her ideals… Y/n on the other hand definitely would… That aside! If they must be shattered, then I have no choice but to collect your soul in retribution for their demise."

This quickly made Evergreen realize how fucked she was.

Evergreen: "AAAAAAHHHHHH-"

*BONK!*

Erza: "And that is how you bluff."

Punched Evergreen: "Alright, you win…"

《Meanwhile》

*POP-PO-POP-POP-POP!*

Suddenly, all of the girls were transformed back to normal as the stone on their bodies shattered away… I thought about it for like 5 minutes, and I cannot think of a single Doctor Stone reference to put here…

Natsu: "You guys are all back to normal!"

*Bloop!*

Y/n: "Would you look at that! Sword Hoarder kicked Bitchusa's Ass!"

Makarov: "Haha! Take that Laxus, all out of hostages! Looks like you can't continue with your game now boy!"

Y/n: "HAHA! AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER!"

《One Explanation and Change of Clothes Later》

Lucy: "He called it the Battle of Fairy Tail?"

Canna: "Laxus outdid himself this time."

Makarov: "At any rate it's over now. I played along with this foolish game because your lives were in danger, but I won't indulge him any more."

Oh you have no idea.

Lucy: "*Sigh* Nara What does that mean?"

Nothing!

Mirajane: "Master, we can't let him get away with hurting our friends."

Bisca: "Yeah she's right! If we don't teach Laxus a lesson then he'll never learn!"

Makarov: "Ohhhh, don't worry. I'm gonna give that boy a punishment he'll never forget. He should know better, you can mess with me but you can't mess with my Guild!"

Natsu: "Hey now, hold on a sec. I don't know about taking hostages, but I don't see any harm in finding who's the strongest, I think we should keep the battle going."

Everyone: "Uhhh…"

Natsu: "In the end I bet he was just trying to have a little fun for the Festival! Give him a break."

Lucy: "... Is he ser-"

Give him a second…

Natsu: "Hehe! So In other words! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR! WE'VE GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE HERE! LET'S START BRAWLIN! C'MON! ROUND TWO! RIGHT NOW!"

Lucy, Levy & Bisca: "WHAT!?"

Haru: "HAHAHA! I'M DOWN! LET'S G-"

Makarov: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT YOU NINCOMPOOPS!"

Natsu: "Aw Come on! I've gotta do something with all this pent up energy I've got!"

Lucy: "Give it a rest, you're always looking for new excuses to fight."

Natsu: "Oh! I bet I'll get real tired out if Y/n and I use Dragonic Knight Again!"

Y/n: "Stop trying to extort me so you can turn into a Dragon again!"

Mirajane: "Excuse me, turn into a what?"

Cana: "If you really need to blow off steam that bad then I'm always ready to Rumble."

Bisca: "Don't encourage him, girl."

Haru: "Also Phrasing."

Natsu: "Come On Lucy! Let's see what you're made of!"

Lucy: "NO! NO WAY!"

Y/n: "Keep acting like a Spaz and I'll knock you out!"

Natsu: "BRING IT Y/N!"

The group fooled around a bit causing them to laugh amongst themselves… when suddenly the next driving force of the plot appeared.

*Belepeppelepelepeelleplepeple!*

Suddenly the Runes infront of the door started to go crazy, as they flew off and started to rearrange… until… all of the Runes made a Giant Red Skull…

"Can you hear me old man? The rest of you better listen up too."

Suddenly, Laxus' voice came from the skull, shocking everyone a bit.

Y/n: "Ugh! What is it now, KinkBolt!?"

"Looks like one of the rules has gone out the window. That's fine, I'll just add a new one. In other words, since I would hate to end the battle of Fairy Tail early, I've decided to activate the Thunder Palace."

Makarov: "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND LAXUS!?"

"You have 1 Hour and 10 Minutes. If you think you can win you better get moving, unless you're ready to hand the guild over to me now, Master! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!"

The Skull dispersed, as a wave of Rage suddenly flew through Makarov's body.

Makarov: "THIS GAME HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH BOY! I WON'T LET YOU DRAG INNOCENT PEOPLE INTO TH-"

*BU-BUMP!*

Makarov: "NGH!"

Suddenly as the master yelled he doubled over in a mass of pain as he gripped his chest.

Cana: "MASTER NO!"

Natsu: "Is he hurt!?"

Lucy: "What's going on?"

… Pretty sure he's having a heart attack.

Lucy: "OH NO! MASTER!"

Mirajane: "I'll go get his Medicine!"

Mirajane yelled as she ran off while the others quickly tried to help Makarov, while Y/n was seen just sitting there with a confused face.

Y/n: "Ok, am I the only one worried by the words, "Thunder Palace?''"

Mirajane: "Everyone! Look outside!"

Everyone quickly ran up the stairs and looked out from the balcony on top of the Guild Hall… only to see a mass of odd orbs floating above and all around the city of Magnolia.

Natsu: "What the heck are those!"

Levy: "They look like Lightning Lacryma to me…"

The two of them said as Y/n finally made his way up the stairs, only for him to gasp as his eyes widened in a mass of shock, quickly drawing everyone's attention as he stared at the Lacryma in horror.

Y/n: "N-No Way… a Lightning Genesis Requiem… how the hell did that Electric Asshole even learn about magic like this!?"

Hearing this quickly confused everyone, as they were even more confused by the look of pure terror on Y/n's face.

Levy: "Y/n, is everything alright?"

Lucy: "Hold on, what's a Genesis Requiem?"

Y/n: "It's Lost and Ancient kind of Magic Weapon, a kind of Magic that if widely known about Today, would be considered Etherion Level Black Magic…"

Levy: "WHAT!?"

Y/n: "This spell was used in Beyond Ancient Times as a weapon of War and Mass Destruction… an entire Kingdom would Set up Lacryma and surround a Town, City, County or even an full enemy Kingdom… and when the time was right, they'd unleash all the power of the Lacryma, all targeted on a single point… Nobody Understood the Magic for Thousands of Years… solely because those who had been targeted by it didn't know until they were already dead… one day, a single person noticed the Lacryma being Placed around his town, and began running through it screaming Genesis Requiem over and over and over… Genesis refers to creation, and Requiem is an Act or Token of Remembrance… he was telling them to remember their lives in their final moments… because soon after he was the only person to survive as the entire town was wiped off the face of Earthland… People didn't understand the Magic, and simply thought it was a God striking them down…"

Hearing this caused the same horror to fill everyone else, as Natsu was still somewhat confused.

Natsu: "I don't get it, what's gonna happen when Laxus activates those Lacryma!"

Y/n: "... Natsu… look at every little thing around you, all the Buildings, the entirety of Magnolia…"

Natsu: "Ok… yeah I see it…"

Y/n: "Everything you see from the Very Forest infront of us, to a chunk of the Ocean Behind… Every single bit of it will be reduced to nothing! Every single building and living being will be replaced with One Gigantic Black Smoldering Crater!"

Hearing this filled Natsu, along with the others, with a mass of shock, seeing how Far Laxus was willing to go just to become master of the Guild… until…

Bisca: "I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!"

Bisca yelled as she suddenly summoned her Sniper in hand, already aiming at one of the Lacryma, quickly causing Y/n to panic a bit

Bisca: "Target Locked On!"

Y/n: "NO! STOP YOU IDIOT!"

Bisca: 
"STINGER SHOT!"

*BANG!*

*BOOOM!!!*

Shooting a magic bullet through the air, Bisca quickly shot down one of the Lacryma, causing it to explode into scrap.

Lucy: "Nice Shot!"

Natsu: "Awesome!"

Cana: "We're lucky we got a sniper!"

Bisca: "Now all I gotta do is shoot down the re-"

Y/n: "EVERYONE! GET AWAY FROM HER! NOW!"

Y/n suddenly yelled in a mass of panic, confusing everyone until…

*Crtztztz!*

Bisca: "Hu-"

🌩*CCCRRRAAASSSHHH!!!!*🌩

Bisca: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!"

Natsu: "BISCA!?"

Happy: "WHAT!"

Levy: "BISCA!"

Suddenly a Powerful Bolt of Lightning fell from the sky and struck Bisca with a mass of power, causing her to scream as she lit up like a light bulb.

Y/n: "You idiots! Genesis Requiem Lacryma are filled to the very brim with Magic! They're almost Overflowing with Power! Breaking one doesn't just make the magic inside Disappear… the Lacryma targets whoever attacks it right before it breaks, and unleashes all of their power onto them…"

Y/n explained as Bisca continued to scream as she was shocked, until the Lightning finished falling, causing the sniper girl to fall to the ground unconscious.

Cana: "Tch… So even if we try to get rid of them… we'll be risking our lives in the process…"

Haru: "HA! No problem! I'll just Blast them all and Eat all the Lightning like an all you can eat buffet! THESE LACRYMA HAVE NOTHING ON ME!"

Y/n: "Don't even try it! Laxus obviously thought of that… that Lightning that just struck Bisca was infused with Ethernano… even if a Slayer Mage like you were able to eat the magic, a single Lacryma would Poison you with so much Ethernano you'd be killed from the inside out in before you could even try burping."

Levy: "WHAT DO WE DO!? Those things are gonna wipe out the entire town!"

Y/n: "Take down Laxus. Genesis Requiem can only be activated via Organic Link Magic. Meaning Laxus has to give off a Signal via his own magic to set those things off. We take him down, the Genesis Requiem Breaks down and all that Magic should just dispel itself in the opposite direction of the intended target, the center of town."

Lucy: "Ok! In the meantime I'll help the citizens evacuate!"

Happy: "I'm coming with you!"

Y/n: "The rest of the Thunder Legion and Laxus himself are still out there, so be careful!"

Y/n said as our Heroes quickly ran off, ready or not, they were entering the incoming battles ahead, leaving Y/n, Gajeel, Natsu, Levy and Bisca behind on the Balcony as they glared up at the Genesis Requiem, AKA, The Thunder Palace, with Y/n's glare being more intense than the others… an image flashing in his mind of a man carrying a staff and wearing odd robes in an old looking city staring up at similar Lacryma as people simply lived their lives around said man, unaware of what was about to fall onto them…

Y/n: "Genesis Requiem… Laxus you bastard… this world has already suffered enough from this Damned Spell… GGGRRRAAAHHH!!!"

Suddenly Y/n roared, shocking everyone as he ran forwards and tried to jump off the roof of the guild and into the city, only to be stopped by the invisible wall.

Y/n Thoughts: "THAT BASTARD! I WON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH REVIVING A FORSAKEN SPELL SUCH AS THIS!!!"

*FWO-GLASHING!*

Y/n: "GGGGGRRRRRRRR!!!"

Y/n quickly summoned Kurayami and Kyomu and slashed the Invisible wall, trying to dispel it as a look of pure rage sat on Y/n's face, shocking everyone as they had never seen the boy like this before, as he tried and failed to dispel the enchantment.

Y/n thoughts: "I PERSONALLY MADE SURE THIS SPELL COULDN'T BE REVIVED ALL THOSE YEARS AGO! THE MAGIC COUNCIL USED ETHERION SPARINGLY SO I LET THAT PASS! BUT THIS IS GOING WAY TOO FAR! A SPELL THAT CAUSED SO MUCH DEATH DESTRUCTION AND PAIN! I WON'T LET YOU DISTURB THEIR SPIRITS FOR SUCH A PETTY USE OF THIS FORSAKEN WEAPON!"

Y/n roared to himself as he tossed Kurayami and Kyomu away and summoned Gekido, slamming it against the Wall as he tried and failed to smash past it.

Levy: "Y/N! STOP! JUST CALM DOWN!"

Y/n: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! This isn't just Banned or Taboo or any sort of Stupid Black Magic! THIS MAGIC'S FORSAKEN! NO MATTER WHAT I CAN'T ALLOW IT TO BE REVIVED EVEN FOR A NOBLE CAUSE! I CAN'T CALM DOWN!"

Y/n yelled as he tossed Gekido aside and tried to smash the Invisible Wall with a different Seiken, only for the swordsman to fail once again.

Levy: "We aren't gonna get out of here that way! You're just gonna end up hurting yourself! You're being dumber than Natsu!"

Natsu: "Yeah!... Wait!"

Levy: "I can understand that you have some connection to this Magic, but you need to calm down and listen, ok?"

Levy said as Y/n gritted his teeth and clenched his fists tightly for a moment, before he sighed and calmed down a bit, backing off from the wall and sitting down with his back against it, dispelling his Swords.

Y/n: "Tch… fine, what is it?"

Levy: "Ok, that wall is an enchantment."

Gajeel: "Thanks, we already knew that."

Levy: "I'd honestly be worried if you didn't. Anyway, it's a kind of Magic that can't be dispelled normally, or like any other kind of magic, but since it's a kind of Script Magic, I might be able to break the spell!"

Gajeel: "Oh, yeah?"

Natsu: "Can you really do that?"

Levy: "Of course! And when I do, you'll all be free to make Laxus pay!"

Y/n: "... *Sigh*... Thanks Levy, don't know where we'd be without you…"

《Timeskip》

Inside of Fairy Tail, Makarov and Bisca were seen resting in Bed, while Levy was seen with a mass of books and her magic glasses as she tried her best to decode Freed's Jutsu Shiki. As she did, Gajeel and Natsu were seen watching her work.

Levy: "Hmm… If I break down the rogue letter sequence data into component blocks, and then pinpoint the terms used to make up the rules, I get L, O, S, U…"

Gajeel: "Man she's really somethin. We speak the same language, but I don't have a clue at what she's sayin…"

Natsu: "I know right! Levy's seriously amazing… she's probably the smartest person in Fairy Tail…"

Gajeel: "I wouldn't doubt that… even back then…"

A flash back then suddenly played.

It showed Team ShadowGear in the middle of the night walking down the street, right before Gajeel jumped them… soon after, Jet and Droy were seen unconscious, while Levy was still standing as she faced Gajeel, despite her injuries, her Light pen shining with a black Flaming aura as she had a determined look on her face, the black light radiating odd the pen quickly revealing that Gajeel didn't get out of this fight unscathed as he had some injuries on him aswell…

Gajeel: "If she was a little better at fighting she seriously would have put my ass in the ground with that pen if hers…"

Gajeel and Natsu said to eachother quietly as Levy continued her work, until…

Levy: "HOLD ON! The L and S are nothing but Bluffs! That means the Key Code must be OURF!"

Levy yelled as she suddenly pointed at Natsu and Gajeel, making the Bass jump, before quickly going back to her Decoding.

Levy thoughts: "... I could just use my God Slayer Magic to eat the Enchantments… but Jutsu Shiki is basically the Poison of Writing Magics. It would be like Gajeel eating Rusted Iron or Natsu eating a Chemical Fire… sure they'd be able to eat it and get a tiny boost… but in the end they'd be in mass of internal danger… and with how many letters are in that Enchantment alone and how it works… I'd probably go into shock if I ate it…"

Levy thought to herself as she continued decoding…

Levy: "Don't worry guys, I'll get you out of here… you guys need to stop Laxus…"

*SLAM!*

A familiar sound caught everyone's attention as Y/n was seen sitting infront of Fairy Tail's Entrance, his fist punched into the invisible wall, his veins visible as the arm trembled from how much force Y/n was putting behind his fist…

Levy: "Even when he fought against Litura all those years ago… I've never seen Y/n get this angry before…"

Gajeel: "He's almost Feral…"

Natsu: "I've seen him pissed, back on the tower of Heaven when he fought Jellal… but never like this before… Just what the hell got him so angry?"

Gajeel: "That Genesis Requiem, or Thunder Palace or whatever… he called it Forsaken Magic…"

Natsu: "The heck Forsaken Magic?"

Gajeel: "If I knew I'd been explaining it to you, dumbass."

Natsu: "No need to get smart!"

Levy thoughts: "... Y/n… how does he know so much about magic… what the heck has be been though?..."

《Meanwhile》

*CLACK!*

Erza was seen standing in front of a Building in her normal armor and a determined look on her face.

Erza: "According to what Evergreen Said, Laxus should be hiding inside of this building…"

Erza said to herself before she rushed into the building… but sadly this Arc was nowhere near over…

Erza: "I HAVE YOU NOW!"

Erza said as she rushed inside, throwing the door open… only for her eyes to widen as she came face to face with something she didn't expect… which was a buncha naked dudes, as this was 100% a Bathhouse.

Bathing Man 1: "C-Can I help you!?"

Bathing man 2: "Please don't look ok!'

Bathing man 3: "This Bath's for men Only Y'know!"

Bathing man 4: "It's fine if you wanna stay."

Erza: "Uh! L-Laxus! Where are yo-"

A bunch of Naked Old Guys.

Erza: "........"

*Thud!*

Depressed Erza: "She played me for a fool…"

Erza said to herself in a mass of sadness as she fell to her hands and knees, a buncha bathing kids surrounding her in confusion.

《Meanwhile》

Cana and Juvia were seen together as they searched for Laxus… but sadly…

Cana: "Dammit! I don't know where else to look!"

Juvia: "Is there some place in town where he has some sort of sentimental attachment?"

Cana: "Well… we've known eachother for a long time… but with the way he's been acting lately… I have no clue what he's thinking…"

《Meanwhile》

Happy: "Why can't we just warn everybody over the Guild's Loudspeaker?"

Lucy: "There's an enchantment on it that will only allow the master to use it if he chooses to surrender to Laxus."

Lucy and Happy were seen walking around together as they tried to think of a plan to help everyone evacuate.

Lucy: "They worked really hard to stab their friends' backs… anyway, we'll just have to warn about this mess the hard way."

Happy: "Um… I'm starting to think it would be better if they didn't know…"

Lucy: "What do you mean?"

He means that there are people from all over for the festival. The town's jam-packed and they're all worked up in one way or another. If they learn they're a Forsaken Magic Weapon, they'll all panic and hurt eachother.

Lucy: "Crap! You're right…"

Happy: "But I didn't even- Oh Nara, right?"

Lucy: "Yeah… he says that if we tell everyone they'll panic and start hurting eachorher."

SuperHero Crisis 101 baby.

Lucy: "But then what should we do?... Think Lucy…"

"Yeah!"

"Think Lucy!"

"What'll you do!"

Oh dammit not again! LUCY MOVE YOUR ASS!

Lucy: "WWWHHHAAA!!!"

*PEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!*

Happy: "LUCY!"

Suddenly, Bickslow's Totems appeared and began shooting Magic Bullets at Lucy as Happy quickly grabbed onto her back and flew the girl onto a roof.

Lucy: "What the heck are those things!?"

Happy: "They're Bickslow's Minions!"

Lucy: "Bickslow? Who's Bickslow!?"

He's Bickslow…

Lucy looked up, only to see the boi himself standing ontop of a Flag that sat ontop of a Store called ToyWorld.

Bickslow: "Yo. You must be the Newbie everyone's been talking about."

Lucy: "Is that so? Why don't you tell me because I'm dying to know!"

Bickslow: "Just that you're into whips, playin dress up, you like bossin people around and you talk to a Voice in your Head Like a Crazy Person!"

Lucy: "GEEZ! THEY MAKE ME SOUND LIKE A PSYCHOPATH!"

They forget that part where you're useless 90% of the time, other than that, he's dead on.

Lucy: "I AM NOT USELESS!"

Bickslow: "PAHAHA! You really do talk to yourself!"

Lucy: "Nara's real! It's just that I'm the only person who can hear him! And he's a Jerk!"

Bickslow: "Nice cheerleader costume by the way."

Totem 1: "A cheerleader!"

Totem 2: "Go team!"

Totem 3: "Defense!"

That was a Genuine Compliment.

Lucy: "Really? Uh, Than-"

Bickslow: "ALRIGHT BABIES! TIME TO TEAR IS UP!"

*WWWHHHOOOO-!*

The Totems then began to let out a barrage of Bulle-

Lucy: "Uh Nara! They're charging, not Barraging!"

Oh, Creator Goddammit Rex! RUN FOR IT BLONDIE!

Lucy: "WAY AHEAD OF YOU!"

Happy: "WAIT FOR MEEE-"

*PPPPEEEWWWW!!!*
*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

Suddenly, the Totems charged up a giant bullet before they all launched at once, causing the 5 of them to unleash a giant ball of green magic onto Lucy and Happy causing a giant explosion as the two of them jumped and dove to dodge the blast, only to get flung by the shockwave.

Bickskow: "TOO BAD! Normally I'd go easy on you since you're a Newbie! But this here's a War, and losing is simply not an option for us!"

Lucy: "If you think the Master's gonna let you get away with this then you have got another thing coming pal!"

Bickslow: "The Master can go suck it for all I care! By the time this is over, Laxus will be the new master of Fairy Tail!"

Lucy: "That won't be the case when I'm done with you guys!"

🗝OPEN!🗝
🗝GATE OF THE ARCHER!🗝
♐SAGITTARIUS♐ 

*DING DONG!*

"HORSE POWER!"

Sagittarius: "Howdy do my lady! You called?"

Lucy yelled as she summoned Sagittarius onto the scene while Bickslow's Babies flew around happily.

Bickslow: "Oh, a Celestial Wizard, so you're Spirits like to wear Costumes too?"

That was not a compliment. Also, this is a horrible idea.

Lucy: "Both of you! Shut up! Now, Aim for those Stupid Flying things, Sagittarius!"

Sagittarius: "Rightio my Lady, as you wish!"

*PEW! PEW! PEW!*

*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*

Sagittarius let loose his Arrows, causing them to quickly fly through the air and pierce the Babies, causing them to explode on impact… all the while Bickslow…

Bickslow: "MY POOR BABIES! First you've been frozen and now you've been blown to pieces!"

Lucy: "You wanna surrender? Now's your chance!"

Happy: "Take it or leave it!"

Sagittarius: "The Choice is yours!"

… You are all stupid…

Lucy: "What's wrong now! We took his stupid babies out!"

If it was that easy, then why was everyone else struggling to defeat the Legendary Thunder Legion?

Lucy: ".... Crap…"

Bickslow: "MY BABIES! MY POOR BABIES! WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?... PSYCH!"

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

Sagittarius: "AAGGGHHH!!"

Suddenly a giant beam flew through the air and slammed into Sagittarius, quickly dispelling the spirit back to the Celestial Spirit World.

Lucy: "What the heck!?"

Bickslow: "For me this isn't just a Toy Shop! It's an Amory!"

Lucy: "You're controlling the toys?"

Bickslow: "Nah, they're just tools! You can break as many of them as you want! What I really control is Souls!"

Lucy: "Souls? *Gasp!* you use Seith Magic!"

Bickslow: "Yep! I control the Souls of my Babies and can move them into Any Object I want! And when I'm done with you! You'll be a New Baby for my Collection! STREAM SHOT BABIES!!"

*WHOOOOOO-*

Lucy: "OH CRAP!"

Happy: "HANG ON LUCY! I'VE GOT YOU!"

*BBBEEEAAAMMMM!!!*

Suddenly the Toya surrounded Lucy and Happy and began circling around her as they began charging up their magic, but right when the Toys were about to Blast the girl, Happy quickly grabbed the Celestial Wizard and Flew into the air, quickly flying left and right dodging Bickslow's Babies' Beams as they continued firing at the two.

Happy: "AAHHH! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO LUCY!"

Lucy: "I've got an idea! Get me close!"

Happy: "Right!"

Quickly making a Uturn, Happy quickly flew towards Bickslow with extreme speed, all the while dodging beams from the babies as best he could. As the two of them got closer and closer, Lucy gripped the Taurus Key.

Lucy: "Let Go Happy!"

Happy: "WHAT!?"

Lucy: "Now!"

With Hesitation, Happy let go of Lucy and let the girl fall as she flew towards Bickslow with extreme speed.

Bickslow: "BAD MOVE CHEERLEADER! 
BARYON FORMATION!"

The Toys then all flew infront of Bickslow making a Circle with their bodies as they charged up a giant green ball of magic.

Lucy: "I DON'T THINK SO! NOW!"

🗝OPEN!🗝
🗝INNER GATE OF THE OX SPIRIT!🗝

*SLASHING!*

♉TAURUS STRENGTH♉

*FFFFWWWOOOSSSHHHH!!!!*

Bickslow: "WHAT THE HE-"

*BBBBLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!*

Suddenly the Taurus Key shined brightly as Lucy slashed it midair, causing a hurricane of wind to suddenly appear infront of her, it quickly flew through the air and slammed into Bickslow, destroying his Babies before the Thunder Brat was slammed into a nearby rooftop.

*CRASH!*

Lucy then quickly fell onto the roof of Toy World, crashing down, but she quickly got back onto her feet, a smile on her face.

Happy: "LUCY! ARE YOU OK!?"

Lucy: "Yup! Just fine! Inside of every Wizard are Gates that lock away our Power, and a Skilled Celestial Wizard has the power to Unlock those Inner Gates and gain brand new abilities! That's the Power of 
Inner Gate Celestial Spirit Magic!"

[Lucy Battle Theme!]

Nice goin Blondie!

Lucy: "Hearing you compliment me for once is strange… the only problem with the Inner Gate is that I can't Open an Actual Gate and summon a Spirit while I have an Inner Gate Open…"

Maybe you shouldn't say that out loud!

Bickslow then got back onto his feet while new toys took the place of his destroyed babies.

Bickslow: "Hehehehe! HAHAHAHAAA! Spirits or no spirits it doesn't matter to me! You're still going down Cheerleader! 
VICTORY FORMATION!"

The 5 Toys then quickly made a V out of themselves, before charging up a blast, all the while, Lucy reeled back Taurus' Key and got ready to attack.

Lucy: "I'll just slash through it and take you down!"

Bad idea.

Lucy: "Huh? Then what should I do!?"

First Dodge then attack, Victory Formation is powerful, but it's in the shape of a V, get Dodge through the Center!

Lucy was confused for a moment, before she nodded… but as she did, the Babies had finished charging.

Bickslow: "AND FIRE!"

*BBBEEEEAAAAMMMM!!!*

A giant Green V was shot at Lucy, the left and right side of the Blast destroying everything next to it, while the Middle of the Blast stayed untouched. 

Lucy: "HERE GOES NOTHING!"

Lucy rushed forwards, before she jumped and Dived through the middle of the V, perfectly dodging the attack…

*WWWHHHOOO-*

Only to see the Babies in an X getting ready to fire another blade.

QUICK INNER GATE HOROLOGIUM!

Lucy: "WHAT!? IF I DIE IT'S SO YOUR FAULT!"

🗝OPEN!🗝
🗝INNER GATE OF THE CLOCK CONSTELLATION!🗝
🗝HOROLOGIUM!🗝

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!*

Lucy was slammed by the X Blast, but as the Smoke Cleared, both her and Bickslow were shocked to see the girl Unscathed.

Lucy: "Woah! I'm ok?"

Horologium's Inner Gate is capable of Perfectly Blocking a Single Attack!

Lucy: "LISTENING TO YOU MORE OFTEN!"

Bickslow: "GGGRRR!!! 
COUNTER FORMATION!"

Bickslow yelled before his babies suddenly flew around Lucy in a giant circle like pattern as they got ready to fire another blast, trapping the girl.

Lucy: "This is bad!"

Run forward 3 steps and then jump on my mark!

Lucy: "Right!"

Lucy stood there waiting as Bickslow's babies continued to surround her, until…

Bickslow: "NOW FIRE!"

GO NOW!

The Toys quickly let out a barrage of bullets at Lucy from all directions, but this didn't matter as Lucy simply ran forwards 3 steps before she jumped.

*SQUEAK!*

Totem 1: "OW!"

NOW! JUMP AGAIN! QUICK!

Lucy then quickly landed ontop of one of Bickslow's babies, which had taken a Teddy Bear as its body, before she quickly used it as a stepping stool to jump into the air again… only problem was-

Lucy: "THERE'S NOTHING BELOW ME!!!"

Lucy quickly began falling, when suddenly she perked up.

Lucy: "HAPPY!"

*FWOOOM!!*

*GRAB!*

*FWOOSH!*

Happy: "AAHHH! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!"

Lucy: "Thanks for the save, Happy, but we aren't done yet!"

As Lucy yelled out for Happy, the cat quickly flew onto the scene and grabbed Lucy before flying her back into the air as the Babies chased after them again, shooting a mass of bullets at the two forcing Happy to take evasive maneuvers.

Happy: "What now, Lucy?"

Lucy: "What now, Nara?"

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!? My Script is Wrong again! So I have no idea if you're supposed to win this fight or not, so it's all up to you! I'm just here to make sure you don't die!

Lucy: And you call me useless…"

SCREW YOU!

Happy: "Guys! They're gaining on us!"

Ugh!... pull the old Guided missile trick!

Lucy: "What?"

Fly at direclty at Bickslow! Full speed!

Lucy: "Right! Happy! Charge him!"

Happy: "AYE SIR!"

Happy quickly spun around mid air, before he flew at Bickslow with extreme speed, causing Bickslow's babies to follow.

Bickslow: "Eh? The hell are you two trying to pull? Doesn't matter! YOU'RE STILL DONE FOR!"

New Babies then suddenly appeared infront of Bickslow and began shooting at the charging Happy and Lucy, but the two continued charging.

Now! Use Taurus Strength and Blast him!

Lucy: "Oh, I get you now!"

🗝INNER GATE!🗝
♉TAURUS STRENGTH!♉

Lucy: "TAKE THIS!!!"

*FWOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH!!!*

Lucy slashed with the Taurus key, quickly sending another Hurricane at Bickslow, causing him to laugh.

Bickslow: "This trick again? WON'T WORK! 
X FORMATION!"

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

The Hurricane then slammed into Bickslow's babies, causing them to be destroyed, but Bickslow came out undamaged as he was surrounded in a mass of ducked up dust… when suddenly.

*FWOOOPISH!*

Bickslow: "AGH! THE HELL!?"

Suddenly Lucy's whip flew through the dust and slashed Bickslow's back, causing the man to growl as he looked around in confusion… until…

*FWOO-*

Bickslow: "GOTCHA!"

*GRIP!*

The Whip came flying again, but this time right at Bickslow's front, causing the man to laugh as he caught the Whip and Yanked it, reeling back his fist.

Bickslow: "YOU'RE DONE CHEERLEAD-"

*FWOO-*

Lucy: "YOU FELL FOR IT! HYAH!"

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!!*

Bickslow: "GAHAAAA!!!"

As Bickslow yanked Lucy's whip, he was quickly shocked to see the first thing come out of the dust being Lucy's Foot, as he was slammed in the face by a Kick to the teeth, quickly sending the Best Boi flying back as the dust was dispelled.

Bickslow: "GRR! Ok, I'll admit it, you're way stronger than expected Cheerleader."

Lucy: "I AM NOT A CHEERLEADER!"

Most of the time, you really are.

Lucy: "WILL YOU SHUT UP!"

Bickslow slowly got to his feet, a smile still on his face as he chuckled a bit at Lucy's antics, until…

Bickslow: "But now it's time to bring out the Big Guns!"

Lucy: "The Big Guns?"

Happy: "Oh no!"

Crap! I forgot about this!

Lucy: "Forgot about what!?"

Bickslow then began to remove his Helmet hood thing… fully revealing not only his face… but his eyes…

*GLARE!*

♟Figure Eyes!♟

Happy: "Don't look into them! Every single Thunder Legion Member has a different Eye Magic! Evergreen turns you to stone, and Bickslow turns you into a Doll! And controls your soul!"

Lucy: "No way!"

Bickslow: "Well aren't you smart!"

Totems: "So Smart!"

*FWOOO-*

*BLA-BLA-BLA-BLAM!*

Lucy: "AGH!"

As Lucy held her eyes shut, Bickslow attacked, sending his dolls to slam into Lucy over and over again in a barrage of Tackles, body slams and headbutts.

Happy: "Lucy! Whatever you do don't open your eyes!"

Bickslow: "HAHAHAA! My Possession and Figure Eyes combo is Unbeatable and you won't even give it a look?

Lucy: "Crap! This is bad! How am I supposed to attack him when I can't even see him!"

Happy: "You're spirits! There's gotta be a Spirit that can take this guy out without looking at him!"

Lucy: "Ngh! Nara?"

Umm… Crap. He's perfect for this but he's supposed to show up later in the Sinister 6 Arc… Agh! Dammit! Rex Sent me the Wrong Script so Messed Up Continuity is his Own Damn Fault! 

The Mouse Spirit Tachigami! The second Eastern Key that Y/n gave you! He's a Master Swordsman and he can take this guy down with an arm tied behind his back! Summon him Quick!

Lucy: "Right! I forgot about that key! The Head of it's Shaped like a Circle… so if I just feel around…"

Lucy quickly reached into her Celestial Spirit Keychain and tried to grab the Eastern Mouse Key, feeling around for the right head… when suddenly… she grabbed Nothing?

Lucy: "THAT'S IT!"

Eh? What the hell are you talking about!? STOP MESSING AROUND!

Lucy: "I'm not messing around! Get ready Doll Guy! Cause Tachigami's gonna kick your sorry butt!"

YOU'RE NOT HOLDING ANYTHING YOU IDIOT!

Despite not holding a Celestial Spirit Key, even though her fingers looked like she was holding one, Lucy began her summoning although the chant was very different than usual…

🗝
I CALL UPON THE GATE OF CREATION! 
🗝OPEN AND COME TO MY SIDE!🗝
🗝I BECKON AND CALL TO YOU!🗝
💠[PASS INTO THIS WORLD!]💠

*DING DONG!*

[WHA! HAHAHAAAA!]

*SHING!!!*

"Suddenly a beyond bright flash of Light consumed Lucy, shocking Bickslow forcing him to cover his eyes as his attack stopped… then soon after… an odd... yet... brand new... figure app- Why can I hear my own voice? That's now how I work?... Eh? The hell's going on!?"

[Excuse me. I'll just be here for a bit]
-Rex

As the Blinding Light Faded, a New, for most, and very familiar, for one, voice appeared… Lucy was confused the most by the bright light as she rubbed her eyes, only to quickly realize what situation she was in.

Lucy: "Ah! Hey, this is super unprofessional and all! But I need your help taking that guy down! Alright Tachi… Wait, You're the Mouse Spirit?"

Happy: "You don't look like a Mouse at all… but I guess if Sagittarius is the Centar Spirit anything's possible."

"......"

The odd figure then turned around… a confused look on his face as he floated there… only to look left and right before turning back to Lucy.

"Who the hell are you calling a Mouse Spirit?"

Lucy: "Eh? You mea-"

"And! I TOLD YOU THAT WOULDN'T WORK! YOU WERE SUMMONING WITHOUT HOLDING ANY KEYS YOU WORTHLESS WIZARD!"

Lucy: "WORTHLESS!? I AM NO-... Hold on a Second… that Voice, and that Asshole Talk… Nara!?"

Happy: "H-HUH!? THAT'S THE THING IN YOUR BRAIN YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO!?"

"... The Hell are you gu- Wait, since when could the Cat Hear me? And since when could you look me in the eyes... Oh don't tell me!"

[Nara]
[The Narrator!]
[He's also the Cameraman, but that's not all too important]
[He's as a Bit Bigger than Happy]

[Nara's Theme]

Nara: "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WHY!? WHY AM I HERE!? HOW AM I HERE!? I WAS ALL THE WAY IN ¥ELLO₩RANG€! A WORLD ONLY CREATOR GODS, THE SINS AND OTHER FATED PEOPLE CAN ACCESS! HOW DID YOU BRING ME HERE!?"

Lucy: "Pfff-! Oh my God, you're so tiny! And you sound nothing like how you look!"

Nara: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

Lucy: "I dunno! I just summoned like I always do using this key!"

Lucy said as she pulled out a key that she had been holding the entire time that I made Invisible to Nara in the previous scene, revealing it's odd form.

Nara: "Eh!? The hell is that?"

Happy: "It must be your Celestial Spirit Key or something."

Nara: "No shit, useless cat!"

Happy: "WWAAAHHH!! LUCY! HE'S BEING MEAN!"

Lucy: "Don't worry, he calls everyone useless…"

Nara: "Oh please, I only call people useless when they are, and you are the perfect example of that Cat!"

Lucy: "Would it kill you to be Nice for like 2 Minutes?"

Nara: "Yes."

Lucy: "GEEZ! I thought actually meeting you face to face would cause you to be nicer, but you're just more of a Jerk than Normal!"

Nara: "I'm sorry! But I'm kinda Pissed that I've been Dragged Out of ¥ello₩rang€ by a Two-Bit Cheerleader of a Mage!"

Lucy: "I AM NOT A CHEER-"

*PPPEEEWWW!*

Suddenly a familiar green beam flew through the air and shot the ground next to Lucy, cutting her off as everyone quickly remembered something important…

Bickslow: "Aw man are you guys boring! I know it's rude to interrupt friends' meetings and all, but we're in the middle of a Fight Here!"

Lucy & Nara: "WE ARE NOT FRIENDS!"

Bickslow: "LIKE I CARE! As good as it is to waste time! My babies and I are getting bored! IT'S TIME TO GET WILD!"

Totems: "GET WILD! GET WILD!"

*WWWHHHOOOO!!!*

Suddenly, Bickslow made himself known again as his Figure Eyes shined and his Babies began charging up a mass of magic power.

Lucy: "Crap! I forgot about him!"

Happy: "AH! LUCY, NARA DON'T-"

Nara: "Don't look in his eyes or you'll get turned into a Toy, this was already explained Useless Magic Exposition Cat!"

Happy: "STOP BEING MEAN TO ME!"

Bickslow: "FIRE!"

*PE-PE-PE-PE-PPPEEEWWW!!!*

Lucy and Happy quickly began dodging the Incoming Barrage of attacks from Bickslow's Babies, while trying their best to keep from looking the man in the eyes… all the while Nara just floated there, easily dodging the attacks while barely moving around, as he grumbled angrily to himself. All the while, Lucy tried to think of a new plan to defeat Bickslow in his empowered state.

Lucy: "Great! Now I have to deal with these stupid Dolls, while fighting a guy who can turn my soul into a stupid toy just by looking at me, and I can't even open my Inner Gate like before, BECAUSE I SUMMONED A SPIRIT THAT HATES ME! Ugh! What the heck am I supposed to do!?"

"I'll give you an idea!"

*FWOOSH!*

Suddenly, Lucy was surrounded by Bickslow's Babies, shocking her as they all charged up a giant ball of Green Seith Magic ready to blast the Celestial Spirit Wizard.

Bickslow: 
"YOU CAN LOSE!"

Totems: 
"YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE!!!"

The Dolls taunted, as They prepared to Blast Lucy as she was frozen in a mass of shock, unable to think of a single way out of this situation...

Lucy thoughts: "Aw Crap… I'm totally done for…"

*WWWHHHOOOO-*

*SHI-SHI-SHI-SHIN!*

Suddenly, Lucy noticed an odd Crimson and Black String connecting all of the Dolls together… when suddenly.

📜SEVER!📜

*FWOWOWOWOWO-*

*GLA-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHING!!!*

[Nara's Battle Theme]

Suddenly, a Blur of Yellow flew through the air, following the path of the string it easily slashed all the Dolls perfectly in half, stopping their attack right before they could unleash it and hit Lucy. Speaking of Lucy, the girl was shocked even more than before, when suddenly the Yellow Blur slowed down in front of her, only to reveal that the one who had saved her was Nara, spinning around really really fast, an annoyed look still on his face.

Nara: "*Sigh* I can't believe I'm doing this… Hey, Lucy. You Summoned me, meaning we need to make a contract, right? Well there how about this! You only use that stupid Black Key as a Last Resort, and I'll help you fight… BUT I'LL ONLY HELP YOU IF MY SCRIPTS ARE WRONG! So, we got a deal or what?"

Nara yelled as he got right in Lucy's Face, before backing off a bit, still holding his annoyed face… but Lucy only chuckled a bit.

Lucy: "You got it! I wouldn't wanna summon a crappy spirit like you anyway."

Nara: "CRAPPY!? I NARRATED 33AD! Grr! I'll show you crappy!"

Bickslow: "Heh! So that Yellow Spirit of yours if yours is finally fighting, huh? WELL TOO BAD! I'LL STILL KICK BOTH YOUR BUTTS! GO BABIES!"

Summoning new Toys, Bickslow launched them at Lucy and Nara, surrounded in a mass of Green Energy, but Nara then grew a cocky smile.

Nara: "Time to show you what a Fragment of Rex is Capable Of!"

📜SONG!📜

Nara yelled, causing a mass of Purple Fire to appear from His Chest Camera before it took the form of an Onion wielding two drum sticks with a large Taiko infront of it.

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!*

Slamming the Taiko Drum with his sticks, the Oni caused a massive Shockwave, sending the Dolls flying while also shocking Bickslow and sending him back a bit. The Purple Fire then Faded as Nara quickly flew high into the air.

📜SOULS!📜

A Magenta and Black aura surrounded Nara, before 5 Clones Flew out of his Original Body, all bearing different Colors and Shapes. There was a Magenta and Black one that looked almost exactly like Nara, a Gold and Crimson one that was a Snake, a Cute one that was shaped like a Dog with Fox ears and Derped eyes, a Red and Black one that looked angry and was shaped like a Spider, and finally a Blue and Black one that was calm looking and shaped like a bat.

Nara: "Alright Bois! You take care of the Dolls! Leave the big guy to me!"

Nara Clones: "RIGHT!"

The Nara clones then quickly began chasing after Bickslow's Babies, shooting Lazers at eachother as they all performed in Mini Dog Fights.

Bickslow: "Ah Crap! They're Keeping My Babies from attacking!"

Lucy: "Then I guess that leaves a perfect opening for me, now doesn't it?"

Bickslow's eyes widened in a bit of shock as Lucy was dropped onto the same building as him by Happy, not noticing that the two had moved as he was watching Nara. Bickslow glared at Lucy, only for his eyes to widen once again as he saw that the girl had torn off a piece of her skirt and used it to make a blindfold.

Bickslow: "Tch! You think just because I don't have my babies or my eyes I can't fight? WELL YOU'RE WRONG!"

♟FIGURE BEAMS!♟
♟SCATTER SHOT!♟

Bickslow trusted his hand out, quickly causing a mass of Green Magic Beams to fly out of it, all of them Scattering as they flew towards Lucy ready to turn her into one of his babies… but Lucy was seen holding Nara's key, as it shined.

🗝OPEN!🗝
🗝INNER GATE OF THE NARRATOR!🗝
📜NARA SCRIPT!📜

*SWHO-PISH!*

*BO-BO-BO-BO-BOOOOM!!!*

Lucy: "GAHAAA!!!"

Bickslow's Figure Beams flew through the air and slammed into Lucy's Body. 1st from the Upper Right, 2nd from the Bottom Left, 3rd from the Upper Left, 4th from the Bottom Right.

*SHIN-*

Lucy: "First Upper Right."

*FWOO-*

*BBBEEAAAMMM!!!*

Bickslow: "WHAT THE!?"

Suddenly, Lucy dove to her right, rolling right under the First Beam, easily shocking Bickslow.

Lucy: "Next Bottom Left!"

*BBEEAAMM!!*

Lucy then used her hands to throw herself into the air as the Second Beam went right under her body, shocking Bickslow more and more and Lucy, one by one, easily dodged everything one of Bickslow's Figure Beams.

*WHO-PISH!*

Bickslow: "GAH!? WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!?"

Lucy then drew her whip and launched it, causing the Whip to quickly wrap around and Trap Bickslow in place, shocking him as the Seemingly Blind Lucy was not only able to perfectly dodge his attack, but trap him all in one move. This only made Lucy chuckle as the Thunder Brat struggled to escape her whip.

Lucy: "Sorry for the bad news, but thanks to Nara here, you guys in the Thunder Legion aren't the only ones with Eye Magic."

Lucy said as she ripped off her Blindfold, only to reveal that her Eyes had Large Yellow Ns in the Center of them.

Lucy: "Thanks to Nara's Inner Gate, I get to see a Few Seconds into the Future!"

Bickslow: "N-No way! I've never even heard of Eye Magic like that!"

Nara: "Tch! You're just doing a stupid fancy magic way of reading My Script."

Lucy: "Script, super cool future sight, what's the difference."

Nara: "THERE'S A HUGE- Y'know what! Forget it! Let's just finish this so I can end this episode already!"

Lucy: "Right!"

📜FANGS!📜

Nara yelled once again, causing himself to be surrounded in a Golden Aura, before he suddenly transformed into a ball of light and flew into Lucy's right leg, confusing the girl until.

*CLACHING!*

Nara suddenly turned Lucy's leg into a very familiar Metal Boot with Crimson Red Bat Wings attached to the side. Although instead of having any of the cool details like the original, it was replaced with Nara's Face.

Nara: "KICK HIS ASS LUCY!"

Lucy: "YOU GOT IT!"

Lucy then leg go of her whip, only to dash at the tied up Bickslow with extreme speed, jumping up and quickly spinning her body around as she reeled back her Nara's Gate, until.

🗝LU-🗝

📜-DER!!📜

*BBBLLLAAAMMM!!!*

"GAHHAA-"

🗝📜KKKIIICCCKKK!!!📜🗝

*BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

Lucy slammed her Nara's Gate into Bickslow's Face, before she used all her might to spin the two of them around, before she finished her kick, quickly sending Bickslow Face First into the Top of the ground, instantly knocking the Thunder Brat unconscious as his eyes turned white and the side of his head was perfectly made into a Crater on the top of the Toy World's Building. The power of the kick caused Lucy to spin around for a second, before she slowly skid to a stop, only to stumble around a little dizzy afterwards, while Nara flew out of Lucy's Leg, and back into his normal form.

Happy: "YEAH! WE DID IT!"

Nara: "We? You speaking French? What do you mean We!? Even in the show You barely helped!"

Happy: "YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SO MEAN ABOUT IT!"

Lucy: "Ugh!"

*Thud!*

Suddenly Lucy fell onto her Butt, as the Ns in her eyes faded.

Lucy: "Oh man, I'm totally beat…"

Nara: "Well, you did open up 4 Inner Gates, one of them being my own, along with summoning me. Just summoning a Great Fragment of the Creator God, Rex, like me, would take a lot out of anyone."

Lucy: "Nice to know that you're humble…"

Nara: "........ You need to unsummon me so I can end this damn episode…"

Lucy: "Oh, right… here…"

*SHIN!*

Phew! Finally back in ¥ello₩rang€! Oh how I missed you Narrator's Couch! Oh how I missed you Narrator's Mic!

*AHEM!*

Alright then, now that all that Bullshit is out of the way!

…. Where the hell did I put the… Oh, there's the End Card!

Let's see here…

An Application to Narrate Any other story, from Nara….

*Stamp*

Denied.

......

Readers: "What's with this chapter's name? They usually have something to do with the chapter."

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ALSO THANKS TO 《Grand_shinobi》FOR HELPING ON THE ENDING OF THIS EPISODE!

THIS WOULD HAVE TAKEN A HELLOVA LOT LONGER WITHOUT HIM!